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(International Business Times)   That does it, I'm de-friending the NSA   (ibtimes.co.uk) divider line 20
    More: Scary, NSA, Facebook, F-SECURE, research officer, Mikko Hypponen, Glenn Greenwald  
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2014-03-12 02:28:13 PM  
5 votes:
Ok, internet. I'm sitting down now, so you answer me honestly...

...the NSA has video of me masturbating, don't they? *sigh*


/I don't normally make those noises
//my face doesn't normally look like that
2014-03-12 02:27:44 PM  
5 votes:
pbs.twimg.com
2014-03-12 02:31:38 PM  
3 votes:
What do they do with all those cat pictures?
2014-03-12 02:30:56 PM  
3 votes:

DROxINxTHExWIND: Ok, internet. I'm sitting down now, so you answer me honestly...

...the NSA has video of me masturbating, don't they? *sigh*


/I don't normally make those noises
//my face doesn't normally look like that


i1.kym-cdn.com
2014-03-12 04:27:18 PM  
2 votes:

Oldiron_79: If Im ever elected POTUS(not likely as Im not into politics) Id have my Attorney General have every member of the agency arrested and prosecuted for thier crimes.

Something tells me I should avoid grassy if this ever happens.


s7.postimg.org
2014-03-12 03:02:15 PM  
2 votes:

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: For the love of God, MSM - can you at least ATTEMPT to have even a TRACE of technical content in article about technology?

"The NSA used hacker things to do stuff to things."



www.eskimo.com
2014-03-12 02:42:03 PM  
2 votes:

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: For the love of God, MSM - can you at least ATTEMPT to have even a TRACE of technical content in article about technology?

"The NSA used hacker things to do stuff to things."



I thought that WAS technical jargon.
2014-03-12 02:41:42 PM  
2 votes:
I think as good Americans we should be proactive about this, and forward to the NSA everything we look at online.

I'm sure they'll take good care of my terabytes of nun/penguin porn...

What?

I like black-on-white action.

Stop judging me.
2014-03-12 02:35:51 PM  
2 votes:
I protest by masturbating furiously in front of my webcam every chance I get.

I'm masturbating for everyone's freedom.

One look at me and that's one less NSA agent who will ever spy on a civilian web can ever again.

I'm not sure how many NsA agents there are... but I think I take out about 20 a week.
2014-03-12 02:31:16 PM  
2 votes:
static.fjcdn.com
2014-03-12 02:12:37 PM  
2 votes:
cdn-static.zdnet.com
2014-03-12 07:09:23 PM  
1 votes:
AMENDMENT IV
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.


Fark you, DIRNSA. Fark you sideways with a rusty broken-engined chainsaw while you're neck deep in a lemon-salt bath, you oath-breaking piece of Fritz.
I hope our politicians grow balls, and that the next Attorney General sticks you and your predecessors, managing flunkies, malpracticing attorneys, and enablers in Leavenworth turning boulders into sand from BMCT to EECT for the rest of your useless lives with the Pretender's nutritionally-balanced diet for every farking meal. And I hope they are looooong lives, too.
2014-03-12 04:04:03 PM  
1 votes:
Any criticism of the NSA is racist because Obama is in charge of it, you racists.
2014-03-12 02:48:06 PM  
1 votes:
"That's not how it works..  that's not how any of this works.."
2014-03-12 02:46:55 PM  
1 votes:

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: For the love of God, MSM - can you at least ATTEMPT to have even a TRACE of technical content in article about technology?

"The NSA used hacker things to do stuff to things."


You didn't find the word "implants" ... in quotes, no less...to be compelling?  :)

Seriously, have you ever met a reporter?  they wear loafers to avoid that whole shoe-tying thing, saves them hours every morning...
2014-03-12 02:45:55 PM  
1 votes:
You know the sick and perverted NSA guys will find each other in the office, (they always do in any field of work) and will share those pics you snapping one out, find the funnies stills and have a good ol laugh about you at the water cooler.  From now on I am going to have the most stoic dead pan expression when I jerk off.
2014-03-12 02:37:40 PM  
1 votes:
This explains why it seems that most of the known world is active on FB when it is actually only about six grandmothers and a few cats.
2014-03-12 02:33:46 PM  
1 votes:

DROxINxTHExWIND: Ok, internet. I'm sitting down now, so you answer me honestly...

...the NSA has video of me masturbating, don't they? *sigh*


/I don't normally make those noises
//my face doesn't normally look like that


Yes they do.
And these are quite popular right now.
a.tgcdn.net
2014-03-12 02:33:18 PM  
1 votes:
Manufactured scandal.
2014-03-12 02:32:15 PM  
1 votes:
I'm totally putting them on 'ignore', that'll show em and effectually stop them too.
 
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