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(The Smoking Gun)   Drunk man headed to rehab on JetBlue flight announces he's in the military and you can buy him drinks   (thesmokinggun.com ) divider line
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2014-03-12 02:17:37 PM  
Christ, what an asshole.
 
2014-03-12 02:41:13 PM  
wow, he fought "nail and toe" for our freedoms, huh?
 
2014-03-12 02:51:19 PM  
cock punchable
 
2014-03-12 02:55:54 PM  
He's hot.  Too bad he's an asshole.
 
2014-03-12 02:57:59 PM  
What? There's no rehab in Boston?
 
2014-03-12 02:59:25 PM  

Huntceet: What? There's no rehab in Boston?


we gave it up for lent
 
2014-03-12 03:04:58 PM  
that's some top notch douchbaggery right there.
 
2014-03-12 03:06:02 PM  
raggedshirts.com
 
2014-03-12 03:07:32 PM  
Aw come on "nail and toe" is jargon from The Core. Sort of like Oof-Da in the Chair Force.
 
2014-03-12 03:08:23 PM  
Yes.  He's a douchnozzle.  We all know that.  But the idiots that actually bought him drinks, and got him raging drunk are probably more to blame.
 
2014-03-12 03:08:24 PM  
What a dick, it makes the rest of us claiming to be military to bilk free drinks off people look bad.

At least buy a uniform of eBay and wear it.
 
2014-03-12 03:18:04 PM  
Strange that his rehab in Florida and spring break are at the same time.
 
2014-03-12 03:19:40 PM  
www.thetruckersreport.com

Stands by his fellow Marine Core soldier.
 
2014-03-12 03:19:44 PM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: What a dick, it makes the rest of us claiming to be military to bilk free drinks off people look bad.

At least buy a uniform of eBay and wear it.


I've tried this but my mom is on to me, she won't even go to the beer store for me.

/Forever alone :(
 
2014-03-12 03:23:08 PM  
Just go first class. They practically pour drinks down your throat as long as you aren't being disruptive. I've yet to be cut off, at any rate.
 
2014-03-12 03:27:33 PM  
Another idiot trying to take advantage of the near-religious fervent many in this country have toward anyone who either served or is serving this country.

I suspect they are trying to make up for 'Nam.
 
2014-03-12 03:30:42 PM  

Wasilla Hillbilly: Just go first class. They practically pour drinks down your throat as long as you aren't being disruptive. I've yet to be cut off, at any rate.


I'm guessing if he's too cheap to buy his own drinks, 1st class is probably out of the question.
 
2014-03-12 03:34:04 PM  

durbnpoisn: Yes.  He's a douchnozzle.  We all know that.  But the idiots that actually bought him drinks, and got him raging drunk are probably more to blame.


Lots of douchnozzling going on - the attendants should not have allowed them to do so (since he openly invited it is easily controlled)
 
2014-03-12 03:35:35 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: [www.thetruckersreport.com image 310x400]

Stands by his fellow Marine Core soldier.


HAHah. What was the story on that guy? He had his awards all wrong and way over the top if I remember right.

/cowboy astronaut
 
2014-03-12 03:43:08 PM  

hobnail: Wasilla Hillbilly: Just go first class. They practically pour drinks down your throat as long as you aren't being disruptive. I've yet to be cut off, at any rate.

I'm guessing if he's too cheap to buy his own drinks, 1st class is probably out of the question.


Yeah, I realized that was a useless comment right after posting it.

/Sorry. Sorry, everyone.
 
2014-03-12 04:00:50 PM  
FTA: "After downing three drinks, Koshinsky (pictured at right) became volatile and disruptive."

Okay, I have to be the world's biggest lightweight [yeah, bad phrasing, but how else to put it?] when it comes to alcohol, and even I can handle three drinks.

/Four, however....
 
2014-03-12 04:23:20 PM  
The only thing worse than stolen valor, is stolen valor-booze!
 
2014-03-12 04:24:22 PM  

justanotherfarkinfarker: DjangoStonereaver: [www.thetruckersreport.com image 310x400]

Stands by his fellow Marine Core soldier.

HAHah. What was the story on that guy? He had his awards all wrong and way over the top if I remember right.

/cowboy astronaut


Here's a CNN article on it.

Military uniforms are not cosplay, people.
 
2014-03-12 04:24:46 PM  

mama2tnt: FTA: "After downing three drinks, Koshinsky (pictured at right) became volatile and disruptive."

Okay, I have to be the world's biggest lightweight [yeah, bad phrasing, but how else to put it?] when it comes to alcohol, and even I can handle three drinks.

/Four, however....


I'm guessing he had more than a few in the airport, got up enough liquid courage while simultaneously draining his wallet, and then asked for more drinks on the plane.
 
2014-03-12 04:33:04 PM  
I know, put his ass in a real uniform and send him to A-farking-ganistan to look for insurgents.  He should dry out sufficiently over there.
 
2014-03-12 05:43:20 PM  

Fark In The Duck: I know, put his ass in a real uniform and send him to A-farking-ganistan to look for insurgents.  He should dry out sufficiently over there.


Right. Send an alcoholic asshat into the US military.

Sorry but we already have plenty of those.

As for any idiot buying drinks for a veteran and/or active member who asks you to because of their service, don't. They're either a poser like the dipstick here or a loser in the military.

Not all veterans are heroes deserving your thanks for their service. Some were kicked out for cause or court-martial.
 
2014-03-12 06:00:33 PM  
A 1st Class asshole in coach.
 
2014-03-12 08:20:49 PM  
A federal magistrate yesterday ordered Koshinsky released from custody and directed him to report "via bus" to Treasure Coast Recovery in Stuart, a city 250 miles south of Jacksonville.

Is this common?
 
2014-03-12 09:38:04 PM  
And yet again, the air marshall saves the day!
(oh, whoops, wait..............)
 
2014-03-12 11:23:18 PM  
i.imgur.com offended.
 
2014-03-13 04:18:48 AM  

AirForceVet: Fark In The Duck: I know, put his ass in a real uniform and send him to A-farking-ganistan to look for insurgents.  He should dry out sufficiently over there.

Right. Send an alcoholic asshat into the US military.

Sorry but we already have plenty of those.

As for any idiot buying drinks for a veteran and/or active member who asks you to because of their service, don't. They're either a poser like the dipstick here or a loser in the military.

Not all veterans are heroes deserving your thanks for their service. Some were kicked out for cause or court-martial.


Don't listen to this guy ^^^  Buy a vet a drink.
 
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