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2014-03-12 05:12:30 PM  
19 votes:
"Hello, womb service?"
2014-03-12 11:20:13 AM  
14 votes:
"I think the baby will need 10 more minutes on low heat, but otherwise we're ready to go."
2014-03-12 05:13:54 PM  
5 votes:
"Light is green, trap is clean."
2014-03-12 11:28:34 AM  
5 votes:
"I'm filing him under 'B' for now."
2014-03-12 05:20:52 PM  
4 votes:
I'm delivering right now. It's so much easier than I've heard.
2014-03-12 12:02:32 PM  
4 votes:
Goddammit...

Hello, Ness?  This is your dad.  I'm so proud of you for being born.  I feel like such a hero!  Oh, I've deposited $140 into your account.  Taking away what you've withdrawn, you should have $140 dollars in the bank.  Do you want to keep playing, or call it quits for the night?
2014-03-12 05:47:34 PM  
3 votes:
And if you will watch as I demonstrate how this works, ma'am. I close the drawer so your little bundle of joy is on the other side. You can still see Junior through the glass pane. Hi there, sweetheart. Oh isn't he a cutie! Now miss, please hang up the phone and listen, because this bit is important.

This is a special feature for today's generation of parent. We have found caregivers nowadays pay more attention to small boxes with glass on the front than their own child, so researchers at the Magnavox Institute designed these little contraptions to help you feel more connected to the young one and the time you spend watching them more rewarding.

Using the KidTV™ has boosted attentiveness in parents almost 200% in test groups. What you do is go about your normal day with theKidTV™ in a convenient place in your household like the living room or kitchen. You will find it easier to notice when Junior there is upset, needs help, or is being especially adorable. The KidTV™ even has Laserdisk recording built right in so if you want to step out for a little while, you can see what you missed on your own time.
2014-03-12 05:24:08 PM  
3 votes:
Oh, nurse. He's perfect. But, can you show me a girl?
2014-03-12 05:10:12 PM  
3 votes:
"Mmmmyeah, honey, I think I want to name him William, m'kay? William Livingston Lumbergh. Yeahhh. Nurse, can you just go ahead and change his diaper? That'd be great."
2014-03-12 08:31:41 PM  
2 votes:
"Hold on, dear, they just used the time cabinet to age the baby to ... it looks about three months."

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2014-03-12 07:38:06 PM  
2 votes:
... and this is your alarm. You just set the time, and this convenient little drawer will pop out and the baby will start wailing.
2014-03-12 05:31:59 PM  
2 votes:
"Why yes, he is here...I thought you were kidding when you guaranteed 30 minutes or less."
2014-03-12 05:19:12 PM  
2 votes:
Yes, dear. It's white.
2014-03-12 05:13:03 PM  
2 votes:
"Dear, you absolutely must see these neat drawers they put the babies in!  It's something out of The Jetsons!"
2014-03-12 11:11:35 PM  
1 votes:
"I'm naming him: "DREW"
2014-03-12 06:43:28 PM  
1 votes:
"Doctor, he looks nothing like his father.  He resembles the mailman...uh, oh."
2014-03-12 05:52:12 PM  
1 votes:
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2014-03-12 05:43:02 PM  
1 votes:
You should see him, sweetie, he looks just like a doll...
2014-03-12 05:37:42 PM  
1 votes:
We've chosen Richard Bruce Gay. A name he can be proud of.
2014-03-12 05:17:14 PM  
1 votes:
"Mom, the baby is white, so Scotty doesn't know"
2014-03-12 05:15:00 PM  
1 votes:
Oh, and nurse, please lay that piece of glass right on top of the baby's cradle.  She's got to learn about the glass ceiling sooner or later.
2014-03-12 05:10:29 PM  
1 votes:
Ever since they installed these pneumatic tubes, the fathers get to see their babies   tout de suite.
2014-03-12 05:02:54 PM  
1 votes:
But darling, you hardly ever use that filing cabinet in home office! And with the triplets, we could really use more room!
 
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