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(PennLive)   Here is probably the most bizarre-looking mugshot of a man who is accused of embezzling from a VFW post   (pennlive.com) divider line 42
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2014-03-12 11:43:14 AM  
Phil Margera?
 
2014-03-12 12:17:12 PM  
well looks like the uncle phil joke has been taken...
 
2014-03-12 12:17:35 PM  
If anyone needed the tiny face photoshop treatment, it's that guy.
 
2014-03-12 12:18:09 PM  
Subby has obviously never had a beer at a VFW.  That guy looks like the typical VFW patron.
 
2014-03-12 12:18:53 PM  
OMG, that dude is MY AGE? WTF? No wonder I like younger men.
 
2014-03-12 12:19:02 PM  
I don't get it, it's just a fat guy.. Maybe it's where I'm from but he doesn't really look bizarre.
 
2014-03-12 12:19:12 PM  
imgs.tuts.dragoart.com
 
2014-03-12 12:20:01 PM  
....because there are so many bizarre mugshots of men accused of embezzling from a VFW post.
 
2014-03-12 12:20:21 PM  
You lied, subby.  I clicked the linking, expecting to see Ru Paul.  This guy looks like a lot of the guys I see hanging around the VFW post near here.
 
2014-03-12 12:20:42 PM  
Not bizzare at all subby, there's no snaggletooth or tattoos or popping eyes, or drool coming out of his ears.
 
2014-03-12 12:20:49 PM  
Alex I'll take, "What would happen if Jabba the Hut & Chewbacca had a love child for $400"

imgick.pennlive.com
 
2014-03-12 12:23:26 PM  
No, this guy, by appearance, would fit in at our local VFW.

However, instead of reporting him, I can imagine an "accident" at a graveside service involving a multiple gun salute.

Also, 48?  Really?
 
2014-03-12 12:26:58 PM  
I see his dewlap beard is coming in nicely.
 
2014-03-12 12:28:28 PM  
Perhaps he needed the money to replace his ears?
 
2014-03-12 12:28:30 PM  
Play-doh Puddingface!
 
2014-03-12 12:29:13 PM  
That's an impressive beardneck he's sporting.
 
2014-03-12 12:31:08 PM  
Did he hide the money in his cheeks?
 
2014-03-12 12:35:06 PM  
Good God what kind of wizardry is this? He's got no chin! Or neck! HIS HEAD IS GROWING STRAIGHT OUT OF HIS BODY!
 
GBB
2014-03-12 12:35:35 PM  
George Lucas has really let himself go.
 
2014-03-12 12:37:28 PM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Alex I'll take, "What would happen if Jabba the Hut & Chewbacca had a love child for $400"

[imgick.pennlive.com image 620x469]


I think they had that love-child for a lot less than $400. More like three-fitty.
 
2014-03-12 12:37:33 PM  
He certainly is fluffy.
 
2014-03-12 12:41:24 PM  
He swallowed his neck.
 
2014-03-12 12:44:28 PM  
That is what I would call a 'fleshbeard'.
 
2014-03-12 12:46:33 PM  
FTA: ...and also reimbursed himself for food purchases at various locations.

You don't say.

/GET IN MAH BELLY!!
 
WGJ
2014-03-12 12:52:03 PM  
Doesn't look like he would be a member of the very few whites club.
 
2014-03-12 12:53:35 PM  
As has been said thia guy is pretty average for a vfw person. I was expecting face tats, scars, an eye patch or something out of the ordinary.
 
2014-03-12 12:55:16 PM  
That guy looks like every VFW guy I've ever met.
 
2014-03-12 12:56:01 PM  
Our VFW post had the same thing happen. The Quartermaster got one of those Nigerian emails and started using the post money and money he borrowed from other people to get his millions of dollars. He had been a member of our post for over 30 years, and in a few months he killed the trust and drained our accounts. The post filed charges, but did not suggest jail time so he could keep receiving his pension and use that to pay everyone back.
 
2014-03-12 12:56:01 PM  
He is 48? Cripes he looks older than my 68 year old dad.
 
2014-03-12 12:59:31 PM  
Veterans Frequently Wasted.
 
2014-03-12 01:07:45 PM  

srtpointman: Our VFW post had the same thing happen. The Quartermaster got one of those Nigerian emails and started using the post money and money he borrowed from other people to get his millions of dollars. He had been a member of our post for over 30 years, and in a few months he killed the trust and drained our accounts. The post filed charges, but did not suggest jail time so he could keep receiving his pension and use that to pay everyone back.


More like Quarterpoundermaster, right?
 
2014-03-12 01:12:03 PM  
I'm always entertained by fat dudes like that who randomly pick a line to shave which would seem to be an approximate guess as to where their jaw line might be.

Kudos to him for not even making the effort.
 
2014-03-12 01:13:28 PM  

ToastmasterGeneral: srtpointman: Our VFW post had the same thing happen. The Quartermaster got one of those Nigerian emails and started using the post money and money he borrowed from other people to get his millions of dollars. He had been a member of our post for over 30 years, and in a few months he killed the trust and drained our accounts. The post filed charges, but did not suggest jail time so he could keep receiving his pension and use that to pay everyone back.

More like Quarterpoundermaster, right?


Royalemaster with cheese if he were British.
 
2014-03-12 01:40:00 PM  
img.fark.net

"I AM LIVING PROOF YOU CAN ACHIEVE YOUR DREAMS......... BEEFCAKE!"
 
2014-03-12 01:41:33 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-12 01:57:27 PM  
FTA: Fahnestock told Lively that Wood withdrew money using the post debit card, made over the counter withdrawals and also reimbursed himself for food purchases at various locations.

Judging by his picture, the VFW is lucky he left them any money at all.
 
2014-03-12 01:57:37 PM  
Kenny Rogers certainly has let himself go.

Seriously, this guy has enough jowl for 3 people. Does anyone need a jowl transplant? I found your donor.
 
2014-03-12 02:19:16 PM  
He's stored his nuts for the winter.
 
2014-03-12 02:37:33 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-12 02:46:10 PM  
I think we know what he did with the money.  Looks like the type who gets a family size pizza for the ride home, and he only lives a couple of blocks away.
 
2014-03-12 04:27:04 PM  
With that money he could have boguht himself a new neck
 
2014-03-12 04:38:49 PM  
MAH BUKKET!

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/first thing I thought of.
 
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