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(WESH Orlando)   Rectal bleeding, coughing up blood, pain in feet, ADHD, and too damn fat: reasons that get you out of jail in Florida   (wesh.com) divider line 24
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2014-03-12 12:27:58 PM
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Wishes that were the case in Maine.
 
2014-03-12 12:46:31 PM
Well, he was coughing up blood last night...
 
2014-03-12 01:24:06 PM
Too fat, right, like the one inmate who said he was too fat to be put to death.

This douchebag is nowhere near as fat as many guys currently in prison.
 
2014-03-12 01:25:44 PM
A beer belly will not keep you out of prison.
 
2014-03-12 01:27:08 PM
I call that Wednesday
 
2014-03-12 01:36:09 PM

uncleacid: A beer belly will not keep you out of prison.


If only he was pretty.
 
2014-03-12 01:37:46 PM
What if you are not too damn fat but meet the other criteria?
 
2014-03-12 01:43:55 PM
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2014-03-12 01:53:32 PM
Rectal bleeding doesn't get you out of prison.
 
2014-03-12 01:55:00 PM
1. Being in jail
2. Rectal bleeding
3. Coughing up blood

Am I seeing a pattern here?
 
2014-03-12 02:04:25 PM
I thought you didn't get rectal bleeding until *after* you went to prison?
 
2014-03-12 02:18:48 PM
dude is a big dude, but he can fit in the cell door no problem

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2014-03-12 02:33:44 PM
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2014-03-12 02:35:35 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: Rectal bleeding doesn't get you out of prison.


It can damn near kill you though!
 
2014-03-12 02:39:18 PM
For the love of God and all that is holy, my anus is bleeding!
 
2014-03-12 02:44:02 PM
Look pretty average to me.

Also greasy.
 
2014-03-12 02:54:18 PM
I have a condition called Rectal Coughing. Is this enough to keep me out of prison?
 
2014-03-12 02:56:22 PM
This needs to be a reality TV show -as much as I hate them- I would still tune in to watch a guy with ADHD in a 6x8.
 
2014-03-12 03:37:44 PM

Resident Muslim: This needs to be a reality TV show -as much as I hate them- I would still tune in to watch a guy with ADHD in a 6x8.


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2014-03-12 07:20:09 PM
Well, I get 4 out of 5 of those on a regular basis.
 
2014-03-12 08:03:18 PM
Damn, and here I am with the perfect get out of jail free card and I have the bad luck to not currently be in jail in Florida.
 
2014-03-12 08:50:54 PM
Can't blame the guy for trying. The government intends to act against his interests, so from his point of view it should be obstructed from doing so.
 
2014-03-12 10:22:19 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: Rectal bleeding doesn't get you out of prison.


Rectal bleeding comes with the territory for slow, weak, fat people in prison!
 
2014-03-12 11:18:10 PM
You know, if somebody isn't enough of a danger to society that we can let them out to wander around after sentencing, perhaps they aren't enough of a danger to society that we should be sending them to prison at all.
 
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