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(Poynter Institute)   Newspaper corrects: Science festival director did not predict war between man and goats   (poynter.org ) divider line
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2014-03-12 11:52:59 AM  
http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/11062014.Your_interview__Richard_Robin s on__Brighton_Science_Festival/
(the original article, corrected)

I for one welcome our new goat overlords...
tasty tasty goat overlords.
 
2014-03-12 11:56:08 AM  
Negative, goat rider, the pattern is full
 
2014-03-12 01:03:24 PM  
good, for a minute there I was worried.
 
2014-03-12 01:05:02 PM  
I didn't see that one coming.
 
2014-03-12 01:05:27 PM  
In other new, one can ban oneself from twitter.
 
2014-03-12 01:19:26 PM  

vudukungfu: In other new, one can ban oneself from twitter.


Twitter Darwinism???

imokwiththis.jpg
 
2014-03-12 01:29:47 PM  
But my bunker was already set...

/I guess is back to the rise of the machines again...
 
2014-03-12 02:01:21 PM  
If you read the article carefully, the real takeaway is that we're all in danger from armies of sea urchins.  The goats are just a distraction.
 
2014-03-12 02:02:52 PM  
A goat is virtually unstoppable.  They can eat anything.
 
2014-03-12 02:04:07 PM  
Eh, meant to write "A goat army is virtually unstoppable." I guess it makes the same amount of sense.
 
2014-03-12 02:22:29 PM  

Arkanaut: Eh, meant to write "A goat army is virtually unstoppable." I guess it makes the same amount of sense.


No, no. You had it right the first time. They're the Highlander of the animal kingdom. :P
 
2014-03-12 02:32:09 PM  

Captain Steroid: Arkanaut: Eh, meant to write "A goat army is virtually unstoppable." I guess it makes the same amount of sense.

No, no. You had it right the first time. They're the Highlander of the animal kingdom. :P


Ah, but you see, there can be more than one goat.
 
2014-03-12 03:07:11 PM  
i.chzbgr.com

/Thanks GIS
 
2014-03-12 03:08:07 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Also relevant.
 
2014-03-12 07:28:07 PM  
Correction: The scientist in last week's article was misquoted as predicting a great war between mankind and goats. This should have read "between mankind and Croats".

Are Croats funnier than stoats? I think I should have gone with stoats.

Meh. We already fought Croatia in World War I and II and the Cold War. Maybe it's loosing its novelty. It breaks the Comedy Rle of Three. Let's go with the War on Stoats, Weasels and Ermine.
 
2014-03-13 10:25:23 AM  
Okay, so maybe goatmageddon isn't actually going to happen. The movie about it needs to be made, however.
 
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