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(Washington Times)   Remember all those HUGE deportation numbers touted by the Obama administration? Turns out that they are as empty as his suit   (washingtontimes.com) divider line 57
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2014-03-12 09:46:46 AM
Remember that time all those political organization screamed fake numbers at each other and the Washington Times pretended that it was news? Good times.
 
2014-03-12 10:16:46 AM
"The statistics are actually a little deceptive," Obama said last month during a discussion with Hispanic journalists. There has been "a much greater emphasis on criminals than non-criminals." And "with stronger border enforcement, we've been apprehending folks at the borders and sending them back. That is counted as a deportation even though they may have only been held for a day or 48 hours."


Link

/old news
 
2014-03-12 11:31:28 AM
Moonies.
 
2014-03-12 11:33:23 AM
Obama personally turned back all those illegals. Just ask him.
 
2014-03-12 11:33:36 AM
he's an empty suit this week? i thought he was a "lawless" dictator ruling the country with an iron fist thanks to his unprecedented use of the executive order!
 
2014-03-12 11:34:30 AM

FlashHarry: he's an empty suit this week? i thought he was a "lawless" dictator ruling the country with an iron fist thanks to his unprecedented use of the executive order!


That was so two weeks ago.
 
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2014-03-12 11:37:33 AM
I remember him taking flack from advocates for immigrants for having so many deportations.  I don't remember them being "touted".
 
2014-03-12 11:50:50 AM

R.A.Danny: FlashHarry: he's an empty suit this week? i thought he was a "lawless" dictator ruling the country with an iron fist thanks to his unprecedented use of the executive order!

That was so two weeks ago.


Yeah, that's pre-Putin thinking.
 
2014-03-12 11:58:25 AM

FlashHarry: he's an empty suit this week? i thought he was a "lawless" dictator ruling the country with an iron fist thanks to his unprecedented use of the executive order!


I've still been writing "empty suit" on all my cheques.
 
2014-03-12 12:00:47 PM
This empty-suit's fake deportation numbers will surely derail his plans to court the Hispanic vote because of how many Hispanics he has deported when not fake-deporting.

Checkmate, Obama.  Yahtzee.
 
2014-03-12 12:00:56 PM
Remember when the Washington Times presented accurate, thoughtful and meaningful news and commentary?  Yeah, me neither.
 
2014-03-12 12:01:25 PM
HERPA DERPA DOOOO
 
2014-03-12 12:01:31 PM
So deportations don't count unless they involve dragging a mother away from her screaming children who've lived their entire lives in the US?
 
2014-03-12 12:01:53 PM
That's it I am not voting Obama president again.
 
2014-03-12 12:02:26 PM
I thought a lot of those numbers came from immigrant advocate groups, not the administration.
 
2014-03-12 12:02:31 PM
So... rather than deporting people who are already here, he's keeping a record number of people trying to get in illegally out?

How is that a problem? Same population-based result.
 
2014-03-12 12:03:25 PM
Were deportation numbers calculated differently in previous administrations?
 
2014-03-12 12:04:34 PM

Bloody William: So... rather than deporting people who are already here, he's keeping a record number of people trying to get in illegally out?

How is that a problem?


He's black.
 
2014-03-12 12:04:34 PM

lockers: That's it I am not voting Obama president again.


I said that to someone at work complaining about Obamacare in the lunch room during break a few months ago.

Based on the stares of shock I received, you'd think I'd shot a puppy in front of them.
 
2014-03-12 12:05:05 PM

FlashHarry: he's an empty suit this week? i thought he was a "lawless" dictator ruling the country with an iron fist thanks to his unprecedented use of the executive order!


He's just a puppet for the plutocrats who really run things. So he could be both.
 
2014-03-12 12:07:05 PM

R.A.Danny: Obama personally turned back all those illegals. Just ask him.


He did personally kill those people in Benghazi though. And he does personally go to every gas station to change the price signs.
 
2014-03-12 12:07:08 PM

Rapmaster2000: This empty-suit's fake deportation numbers will surely derail his plans to court the Hispanic vote because of how many Hispanics he has deported when not fake-deporting.

Checkmate, Obama.  Yahtzee.


This does not bode well for his fake re-election.
 
2014-03-12 12:08:05 PM

LarryDan43: Were deportation numbers calculated differently in previous administrations?


Deportations by black Presidents have always been calculated the same way.
 
2014-03-12 12:08:27 PM
I get the point they're making, that the numbers aren't as "impressive" as they've been made out to be and that because of that it's not a fair comparison to previous administrations, but doesn't that imply that previous administrations were lax on border security, focusing on illegals in the interior of the country and not necessarily stopping or turning back those entering?

I'm not that great at math, but it seems to me that 300,000 people is 300,000 people, unless you're trying to solve for potato.
 
2014-03-12 12:08:27 PM

Rapmaster2000: This empty-suit's fake deportation numbers will surely derail his plans to court the Hispanic vote because of how many Hispanics he has deported when not fake-deporting.

Checkmate, Obama.  Yahtzee.


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2014-03-12 12:09:40 PM

R.A.Danny: FlashHarry: he's an empty suit this week? i thought he was a "lawless" dictator ruling the country with an iron fist thanks to his unprecedented use of the executive order!

That was so two weeks ago.


and also two weeks from now.  he's Schrodinger's President as far as the GOP's concerned.
 
2014-03-12 12:10:12 PM
Woah, an "Empty Suit" thread and an "Executive order dictator" thread back to back!
 
2014-03-12 12:12:04 PM
 I'm gonna need someone to pitch me on why I should be outraged and/or terrified about this.
 
2014-03-12 12:13:35 PM

R.A.Danny: FlashHarry: he's an empty suit this week? i thought he was a "lawless" dictator ruling the country with an iron fist thanks to his unprecedented use of the executive order!

That was so two weeks ago.


See, now I'm conflicted. The talking point rotation cycle these days is so much faster than two weeks. It feels faster than two  days. So I was at first going to go with:

That was so  fifteen minutes ago.

But then I remembered, it's varied even faster than that. Sometimes it changes between breaths, and sometimes it changes even during the course of a single sentence.

I can only conclude then that the Republicans may have Infinite Derp Technology on their side. It should seem from their staunch anti-science stance that this is impossible, but with InfiniDerp™, literally anything is possible, so they must have had it for some time already, possibly even before the 2012 elections. InfiniDerp™ allows them to travel instantaneously to other dimensions and return to the same point in literally no time, so they can refer to Obama as both an empty suit and a dictatorial tyrant because they've seen worlds in which he is each. Therefore, he is both.

So the only response could be

That was the  other quantum superposition you're thinking of.

Where the Infinite Improbability Drive required a hot cup of tea, I also have to theorize that the InfiniDerp™ engine derives its power from tears of impotent rage.
 
2014-03-12 12:18:43 PM

oryx: FlashHarry: he's an empty suit this week? i thought he was a "lawless" dictator ruling the country with an iron fist thanks to his unprecedented use of the executive order!

He's just a puppet for the plutocrats who really run things. So he could be both.


I've heard people say that in earnest before. How does that work? I've never been able to get someone to explain that to me without sounding ridiculous.
 
2014-03-12 12:19:05 PM

jst3p: Woah, an "Empty Suit" thread and an "Executive order dictator" thread back to back!


They can't even keep them on separate days anymore!
 
2014-03-12 12:21:23 PM

FlashHarry: he's an empty suit this week? i thought he was a "lawless" dictator ruling the country with an iron fist thanks to his unprecedented use of the executive order!


I've put together this diagram of Quantum Obama, so everyone understands how it works:

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-12 12:23:12 PM
 Well color me surpirsed.  Seems to be a trend....unemployment numbers, ACA enrollments, and now this.
 
2014-03-12 12:26:39 PM

lockers: That's it I am not voting Obama president again.


You won't get the chance to, not once he completes his usurpation of power and suspends elections in America.
 
2014-03-12 12:27:36 PM

Here ya go, subtard.



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2014-03-12 12:29:20 PM

bdub77: FlashHarry: he's an empty suit this week? i thought he was a "lawless" dictator ruling the country with an iron fist thanks to his unprecedented use of the executive order!

I've put together this diagram of Quantum Obama, so everyone understands how it works:
[img.fark.net image 650x449]


As we near the end of Obama's second term, the process increasingly approaches a point of equilibrium.  The fluctuations will become more rapid, until the two merge into a meta-state.  Afterwards, there will remain only a dictatorship of the empty suit.

In other words, 2016 will bring forth the rule of the Auditors.
 
2014-03-12 12:29:29 PM
Moonies say what?
 
2014-03-12 12:29:39 PM

bdub77: FlashHarry: he's an empty suit this week? i thought he was a "lawless" dictator ruling the country with an iron fist thanks to his unprecedented use of the executive order!

I've put together this diagram of Quantum Obama, so everyone understands how it works:

[img.fark.net image 650x449]


Gosh, where have I  seen... ah yes..

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-12 12:30:57 PM

LarryDan43: Were deportation numbers calculated differently in previous administrations?


According to the article the previous administrations were stopping them and putting them on the Mexican side of the fence. The current administration is jailing them here and sending them in batches much farther south using deportation procedures, rather than just across the border and not officially deporting them.
 
2014-03-12 12:31:01 PM
So, subby (and the R in Congress quoted within) are arguing that we DO have an effective border security policy and mechanisms in place? And we just need to get together a comprehensive strategy to deal with those already in the country?
 
2014-03-12 12:34:07 PM

Danger Mouse: Well color me surpirsed.  Seems to be a trend....unemployment numbers, ACA enrollments, and now this.


Yeah, the Washington Times can misreport any and all of them! That is quite a trend.
 
2014-03-12 12:38:42 PM

Danger Mouse: Well color me surpirsed.  Seems to be a trend....unemployment numbers, ACA enrollments, and now this.


Please, explain. What issues are there with the first two categories (outside of the ACA numbers not meeting the pre-ACA estimates for enrollment), and how is this deceptive when, in keeping the borders more secure and turning people away at the borders instead of letting them come in, the result is the same: slower growth of the number of illegal immigrants in the country?
 
2014-03-12 12:43:37 PM
Obama could do everything right, and

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-12 01:10:45 PM

Danger Mouse: Well color me surpirsed.  Seems to be a trend....unemployment numbers, ACA enrollments, and now this.


You will believe in anything or nothing. Incredible.

/Danger Mouse was a great cartoon
//it's sad you have coopted it.
 
2014-03-12 01:32:09 PM

Moonies. They're wacky.

 
2014-03-12 01:43:43 PM

krelborne: "The statistics are actually a little deceptive," Obama said last month during a discussion with Hispanic journalists. There has been "a much greater emphasis on criminals than non-criminals." And "with stronger border enforcement, we've been apprehending folks at the borders and sending them back. That is counted as a deportation even though they may have only been held for a day or 48 hours."


Link

/old news


So they've been simply doing a continuation of what previous administrations have done but the Moonie Times now has a problem with it.  I'm totally surprised.
 
2014-03-12 01:44:30 PM

Heliovdrake: bdub77: FlashHarry: he's an empty suit this week? i thought he was a "lawless" dictator ruling the country with an iron fist thanks to his unprecedented use of the executive order!

I've put together this diagram of Quantum Obama, so everyone understands how it works:

[img.fark.net image 650x449]

Gosh, where have I  seen... ah yes..

[img.fark.net image 650x434]


I think its more like a pulsar.  See the cones of tyrannical executive power that are emitted as god fearing Christian white men fall into the event horizon of this black hole.  The empty suits phases are the parts outside of the cone.  The axis of rotation is wobble due to the pull of current polling data of socialists liberal muslim sympathizers because they lack any solid moral foundation.  This creates a spin that's so erratic, it takes an sensitive array of detectors located at Fox News, EIB studio and the Blaze to know exactly which part of the pulsar is currently is currently bathing conservatives in outrage.

www-outreach.phy.cam.ac.uk
 
2014-03-12 01:53:26 PM

Wendy's Chili: So deportations don't count unless they involve dragging a mother away from her screaming children who've lived their entire lives in the US?


Her kids can stay and become wards of the state. But if she came here illegally, I have no sympathy for her. She should have thought of the consequences of her actions first.
 
2014-03-12 02:02:18 PM

wingnut396: Heliovdrake: bdub77: FlashHarry: he's an empty suit this week? i thought he was a "lawless" dictator ruling the country with an iron fist thanks to his unprecedented use of the executive order!

I've put together this diagram of Quantum Obama, so everyone understands how it works:

[img.fark.net image 650x449]

Gosh, where have I  seen... ah yes..

[img.fark.net image 650x434]

I think its more like a pulsar.  See the cones of tyrannical executive power that are emitted as god fearing Christian white men fall into the event horizon of this black hole.  The empty suits phases are the parts outside of the cone.  The axis of rotation is wobble due to the pull of current polling data of socialists liberal muslim sympathizers because they lack any solid moral foundation.  This creates a spin that's so erratic, it takes an sensitive array of detectors located at Fox News, EIB studio and the Blaze to know exactly which part of the pulsar is currently is currently bathing conservatives in outrage.

[www-outreach.phy.cam.ac.uk image 200x150]


Maybe its more like Schrodinger's cat and the uncertainty principal.  You can only determine if Obama is an empty suit or evil dictator once it has been observed by Fox or forwarded by E-mail to old Aunt or Uncle.  Until that point, he is both.
 
2014-03-12 02:08:56 PM

Danger Mouse: Well color me surpirsed.  Seems to be a trend....unemployment numbers, ACA enrollments, and now this.


[citation needed]
 
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