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(PennLive)   Did Putin send an assassin to Pennsylvania to crash a plane and kill the pilot, who happened to be former Ukrainian champion figure skater Igor Novodran? Probably not, conspiracy theorists. OR DID HE   ( divider line
    More: Weird, Igor Novodran, Ukrainian, Pennsylvania, light aircraft, Allegheny County, sports center, Western Pennsylvania, New York Presbyterian Hospital  
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2014-03-12 10:28:23 AM  
Why would he do that? When he can just punch it out of the sky?
2014-03-12 10:39:35 AM  
That is what they want you to think.
2014-03-12 10:46:09 AM  
What. A guy who uses the Olympics to stage his military, cossacks, and militia-security guys for that quick trip over to Ukraine's "border" with Russia? Probably not a chess player or strategic thinker. Bosphorus in three moves.
2014-03-12 10:47:14 AM  
-OR- Hi I am call to write letter

/caught sayof
2014-03-12 10:47:21 AM  
" Kim Sailer, who coached with him at the Island Sports Center, said he had been flying for about five years. "

You'd think he'd be there by now.
2014-03-12 10:47:35 AM  
Pennsylvania doing the representation up in the biatch of this!
2014-03-12 10:48:09 AM  
Somewhere in a lonely hotel room there's a guy starting to realize that eternal fate has turned its back on him.
2014-03-12 10:48:44 AM  
It's official...

Putin IS the anti-Elvis.
2014-03-12 10:53:02 AM  
Putin/Palin 2016
Because both of them can see Russia from their houses.
2014-03-12 10:57:49 AM  

meow said the dog: Pennsylvania doing the representation up in the biatch of this!

I have no idea what the hell you just said.
2014-03-12 11:00:22 AM  
Local news said he was practicing touch-and-go landings when he crashed, so I think there's plenty of risk there without loosening a bunch of screws in the tail or something devious.

meow said the dog: Pennsylvania doing the representation up in the biatch of this!

The four black people in Washington County appreciate this I'm sure.
2014-03-12 11:09:44 AM
2014-03-12 11:26:49 AM  
Putin-Clinton 2016!
2014-03-12 11:32:32 AM  
No twizzling out of that mess:
2014-03-12 11:33:53 AM  
No, but Putin was on RT (see yesterday telling Russians how Americans primary outlook is in alignment with the character Scarlett O'hara  in Gone with the Wind and misquotes her as saying "I can't imagine I would ever starve",.  Silly when she was actually starving at the point in the story.  He says Russians see beyond that, and see "over the horizon".  Putin also said we committed ethnic cleansing like the world has never seen; that slavery has permeated the American consciousness so deeply to this day that people with dark skin have ahard time making it here; that the US nuked the Japanese, but even Stalin wouldn't have done something like that.

Good ol' pooty-poot..

The way his eyes dart around when he's talking you can tell he's remembering liones of bullshiat he's memorized.
2014-03-12 01:34:43 PM  
Well, he would. Did he? Who knows.
2014-03-12 01:52:04 PM  
Well, in most cases I would brush this off as delusional conspiracy theory crap.  However, when certain names are attached, you really can't help but wonder, no matter how ridiculous it may sound, because they have already done things that are even more insane.
2014-03-13 04:31:13 AM  
Putin didn't have to do any thing. he just punked Obama and made him take care of the guy. Putin is a boss. I seen Obama get shunned at the g20 because they knew Putin was watching them. I mean he hunts bear shirtless, just saying.
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