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(Daily Mail)   Good luck, Farkers. You're only five partners away from true love   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 59
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2014-03-12 01:41:03 PM

Sybarite: Some 26 per cent of men believe that a successful relationship needs to involve good sex in order to succeed where as only 13 per cent of women believe this to be true.


What is this? I don't even...


Unsourced, so I suspect it's actually from a survey that asked the most important thing, not a yes/no.

ikanreed: Let me ask you this: your male best friend, do you need sex with them for your (strictly platonic) relationship to "succeed"?


No, because I'm (hopefully) having good sex with someone else. If I'm not having good sex with my partner (and presumably not in an open relationship), then I'm not having good sex at all. For the rest of my life. And that would make me a sad panda.
 
2014-03-12 01:42:26 PM
That's it for me .. goodbye Frakers.

(already happily married)
 
2014-03-12 02:27:56 PM
Wow did I overdue that. Hahahahaa
 
2014-03-12 02:52:55 PM

Coconice: It does amaze me when people have more partners in a month (week?) than I've had in my 40 odd years.

It doesn't disgust me, but it does amaze me.

#1:  1990-1995
#2:  1995-1997
#3:  1997-1998
#4:  1998
#3b: 1998-1999
#2b:  1999-Present

If I am going to try to keep this symmetrical, do I have to aim for a #1b at some point?


what are 3b and 2b redo's? LOL
 
2014-03-12 03:04:11 PM
My fifth had crossed eyes, fell down a lot, and described herself as a "nice lady".
On second thought, I may have once had sex with Jerry Lewis.
 
2014-03-12 08:00:53 PM
FTA:
The Love Formula is a slightly complicated mathematical puzzle

Really? People are gonna trust math nerds to come up with a formula for love? Ha ha ha!

/math major
//lucky if I get to #2
 
2014-03-12 11:59:25 PM

stuhayes2010: Well, according to their math, my wife and I are going to be married for 110 years.  My wife is my 6th, I think, depending on your definition of sex.


Seriously? Did your dick go in any other hole other than her mouth? That's sex.

I'm on #3 in the middle of a divorce. It's certainly not going anywhere, but gotta scratch the itch, yanno?

/Yeah, so what.
 
2014-03-13 09:44:01 AM

stuhayes2010: Well, according to their math, my wife and I are going to be married for 110 years.  My wife is my 6th, I think, depending on your definition of sex.


I gave up on the little "math" "formula" when I got over 100 years. If my husband and I are still alive 100 years from now, we'll probably be making the news, being 125 and 149 years old.

Also, I suspect my husband hit #5 before I was born, and he's my third, so...
 
2014-03-13 10:32:06 AM

Cup_O_Jo: Coconice: It does amaze me when people have more partners in a month (week?) than I've had in my 40 odd years.

It doesn't disgust me, but it does amaze me.

#1:  1990-1995
#2:  1995-1997
#3:  1997-1998
#4:  1998
#3b: 1998-1999
#2b:  1999-Present

If I am going to try to keep this symmetrical, do I have to aim for a #1b at some point?

what are 3b and 2b redo's? LOL


Yes.  Yes they are.  It seemed safer than posting their names.  ;)
 
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