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(New York Daily News)   Teenager with a deadly form of brain cancer crosses an item off his bucket list by going to: a) Disney World, b) Times Square, or c) a topless bar   (nydailynews.com) divider line 62
    More: Sappy, brain cancer, Jake Stoneking, West Linn, experimental drug  
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2014-03-12 09:21:36 AM  
He went from having cancer to now having a half dozen STD's.
 
2014-03-12 09:22:58 AM  
FARK: It's the #1 item on his list.

/spiffy/cool tags last seen arguing about the need for an "awesome" tag
 
2014-03-12 09:23:18 AM  
Poor kid. He should go a second time to receive some serious VIP treatment!
 
2014-03-12 09:24:46 AM  
Behold the healing miracle that is the private VIP suite lapdance!

Can I have an amen?
 
2014-03-12 09:26:03 AM  
My best friend's son has a brain tumor, it's basically a quality of life issue for him now. The kid would live at Hooters if he could, I guess the cannabis oil gives him mad munchies!
 
2014-03-12 09:27:47 AM  
The answer is always "C"
 
2014-03-12 09:28:09 AM  
file.walagata.com
 
2014-03-12 09:28:25 AM  
I would think going to a tittay bar with your mom would be awkward... or is that where the hand job came from?
 
2014-03-12 09:29:06 AM  
He has brain cancer.

Just tell him he has amnesia and has already done everything he wanted to do.
 
2014-03-12 09:29:24 AM  
Good choice.
 
2014-03-12 09:30:50 AM  
Is the Obvious Tag back in the champagne room? When I was a teenager, I would've opted for a titty bar over Disney World or Time's Square.

/Okay, when I was a teenager, I could've opted for a titty bar in Time's Square.
 
2014-03-12 09:31:02 AM  

funzyr: Just tell him he has amnesia and has already done everything he wanted to do.


"You mean to tell me you spent thousands of dollars on adventures for your dying son and you didn't take a SINGLE picture to remember him, or these adventures, by?"

/try harder homer
//thinks you were being facetious
///commends you for the ticket-worthy notion
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-03-12 09:35:12 AM  
"Jiggles"? Really?

I guess you don't need to have real creativity in that line of work.  You could call the place "Boobs in Your Face".
 
2014-03-12 09:35:52 AM  

Onkel Buck: My best friend's son has a brain tumor, it's basically a quality of life issue for him now. The kid would live at Hooters if he could, I guess the cannabis oil gives him mad munchies!


Wow ugly girls and crap food....maybe the Titled Kilt would be a step up, but not by much. (also probably depends where you live)
 
2014-03-12 09:36:33 AM  
You mean there isn't a Disney-themed topless bar in Times Square?
 
2014-03-12 09:37:32 AM  
I mean, good for the kid, but...you take him to a strip club that appears to be in a former Denny's on the side of a highway?


assets.nydailynews.com
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-03-12 09:38:37 AM  
Oh, did someone see the link down the page:

Teen dying of bone cancer gets dreams fulfilled by loving community.

Not clicking on the link, as I would like to imagine that the "dream" by a "loving" community involved a busty redhead with a strong libido and a hot tub suite at a swanky hotel.
 
2014-03-12 09:38:40 AM  
Where the music stinks, and they water the drinks, at the nudie bar.
Where the girlies dance in their underpants, at the nudie bar.
Where you see their butt, and their trap stays shut, at the nudie bar.
Where you can't touch a breast, but you can cave in a chest, at the nudie bar.
Where you look at a thigh, and blacken an eye, at the nudie bar.
Where the beer gives you gas, but the Bundys kick ass, at the nudie bar.

Where Christmas is nice, and lap dances are half price, at the nudie bar.
Where you drink down the shooters, and unwrap the hooters, at the nudie bar.
Where eggnogs are plenty, and the girls all twenty, at the nudie bar.
Where a buck's enough to see their stuff, at the nudie bar.
Where the breasts may be fake but man do they shake, at the nudie bar.
Where you swear like a sailor, and wish you could nail her, at the nudie bar.
Where the cops are at the door, and there's a Kennedy on the floor, at the nudie bar.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-03-12 09:39:29 AM  

macadamnut: You mean there isn't a Disney-themed topless bar in Times Square?


Well, according to Shelly Bachmann there is one there, but it's actually a gay joint.  Disney wants your kids gay.
 
2014-03-12 09:44:56 AM  
would been impressed but the topless bar looks seedy as hell and he wants to hunt a black bear?

Hope the bear gets him first
 
2014-03-12 09:48:55 AM  
Excuse me maim, may I check your breasts for cancer?  After all, I am an expert...
 
2014-03-12 09:52:57 AM  

Misconduc: He went from having cancer to now having a half dozen STD's.


This half dozen STDs are going to kill the cancer though!

/not really
 
2014-03-12 09:54:35 AM  
To the management of Jiggles,

I have just been bitten by a Brazilian Wandering Spider and a visit to your fine establishment tops my bucket list.  Might you be able to arrange something special for me?

Respectfully,

Mr. Prey4reign
 
2014-03-12 09:55:27 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-12 09:56:02 AM  
I like the cut of his jib.
 
2014-03-12 09:57:13 AM  
Did the parents have to go to Twitter and Facebook to rally the masses to get the state Alcohol Board to set aside the 21 year old rule?
 
2014-03-12 09:59:33 AM  
I'm glad it's not "B".  Who in their right mind would put a visit to Times Square on their bucket list?  People who want to know what it feels like to eat at a more expensive Olive Garden?
 
2014-03-12 10:00:17 AM  

Coniuratos: I mean, good for the kid, but...you take him to a strip club that appears to be in a former Denny's on the side of a highway?



Seriously you would think they would take him to a high dollar club
 
2014-03-12 10:03:52 AM  
Good for the kid, although at this point, why not go full Sheen and just hire a couple hookers?
 
2014-03-12 10:06:28 AM  

Coniuratos: I mean, good for the kid, but...you take him to a strip club that appears to be in a former Denny's on the side of a highway?


[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x369]


Oy, that's a mean looking place.
 
2014-03-12 10:08:37 AM  
That's not so much a bucket list as a "redneck things to do this weekend" list.
 
2014-03-12 10:11:17 AM  
The kid obviously needs his horizons broadened a bit. Watching hot naked women?
C'mon man!. Somebody notify Charlie Sheen and let him set up a real bucket list experience for this poor kid.
 
2014-03-12 10:13:05 AM  
Brian, who asked for his last name to be withheld, only wishes he knew about the Jiggles visit beforehand so he could have put something special together for the young man from West Linn, Ore.

"I would have definitely tried to make sure that his experience there for a bucket list was a step-up from a normal experience for a customer coming off the street," he said.


Sex in the champagne room?
 
2014-03-12 10:22:26 AM  
Surprised the Chris Rock reference hasn't been made yet.

/no, not champagne room
 
2014-03-12 10:29:46 AM  

Misconduc: He went from having cancer to now having a half dozen STD's.


Because simply being near a half naked woman gives you AIDS? Even if he did, he's still got the cancer and 3 months to live... so I'd say worth it.
 
2014-03-12 10:29:54 AM  
Someone should find his email address for a BIE thread.
 
2014-03-12 10:45:59 AM  

Calehedron: Did the parents have to go to Twitter and Facebook to rally the masses to get the state Alcohol Board to set aside the 21 year old rule?


It's a no-alcohol strip bar aimed at 18-21 year old clientele...I guess they serve overpriced Cokes and watered down Sunny D or something.  It's been there about 20 years or more, so they must do okay.
 
2014-03-12 10:50:28 AM  

Billy Liar: Calehedron: Did the parents have to go to Twitter and Facebook to rally the masses to get the state Alcohol Board to set aside the 21 year old rule?

It's a no-alcohol strip bar aimed at 18-21 year old clientele...I guess they serve overpriced Cokes and watered down Sunny D or something.  It's been there about 20 years or more, so they must do okay.


Wonder how that works. It's the alcohol that makes most strippers look hot.
 
2014-03-12 10:51:03 AM  

VladTheEmailer: Someone should find his email address for a BIE thread.


If only there was someone on here who notified farkers/ettes of BIE type threads..
 
2014-03-12 10:53:06 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Billy Liar: Calehedron: Did the parents have to go to Twitter and Facebook to rally the masses to get the state Alcohol Board to set aside the 21 year old rule?

It's a no-alcohol strip bar aimed at 18-21 year old clientele...I guess they serve overpriced Cokes and watered down Sunny D or something.  It's been there about 20 years or more, so they must do okay.

Wonder how that works. It's the alcohol that makes most strippers look hot.


Now that I think of it, I guess they could pull the AA crowd, too.
 
2014-03-12 10:56:50 AM  

Billy Liar: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Billy Liar: Calehedron: Did the parents have to go to Twitter and Facebook to rally the masses to get the state Alcohol Board to set aside the 21 year old rule?

It's a no-alcohol strip bar aimed at 18-21 year old clientele...I guess they serve overpriced Cokes and watered down Sunny D or something.  It's been there about 20 years or more, so they must do okay.

Wonder how that works. It's the alcohol that makes most strippers look hot.

Now that I think of it, I guess they could pull the AA crowd, too.


Difference between a topless bar vs a fully nude bar:

One has Alcohol, the other doesn't.
 
2014-03-12 11:07:44 AM  
Yay for him!
 
2014-03-12 11:15:27 AM  
 
2014-03-12 11:19:10 AM  
Every paycheck I always give a little to charity.

She works the main stage at the Zebra Club
 
2014-03-12 11:19:31 AM  

SearchN: VladTheEmailer: Someone should find his email address for a BIE thread.

If only there was someone on here who notified farkers/ettes of BIE type threads..


If only BIE threads worked.................


// [pathetic sad face.jpg]
 
2014-03-12 11:34:30 AM  

VladTheEmailer: SearchN: VladTheEmailer: Someone should find his email address for a BIE thread.

If only there was someone on here who notified farkers/ettes of BIE type threads..

If only BIE threads worked.................


// [pathetic sad face.jpg]


BIE doesn't exist, haven't you heard?

/you've been in the wrong threads.
 
2014-03-12 11:36:20 AM  

Billy Liar: Calehedron: Did the parents have to go to Twitter and Facebook to rally the masses to get the state Alcohol Board to set aside the 21 year old rule?

It's a no-alcohol strip bar aimed at 18-21 year old clientele...I guess they serve overpriced Cokes and watered down Sunny D or something.  It's been there about 20 years or more, so they must do okay.


Real parents would have taken him Montreal were he could have had a beer and some contact
 
2014-03-12 11:39:32 AM  

SearchN: VladTheEmailer: SearchN: VladTheEmailer: Someone should find his email address for a BIE thread.

If only there was someone on here who notified farkers/ettes of BIE type threads..

If only BIE threads worked.................


// [pathetic sad face.jpg]

BIE doesn't exist, haven't you heard?

/you've been in the wrong threads.


Apparently.
 
2014-03-12 12:21:44 PM  

OhioUGrad: Onkel Buck: My best friend's son has a brain tumor, it's basically a quality of life issue for him now. The kid would live at Hooters if he could, I guess the cannabis oil gives him mad munchies!

Wow ugly girls and crap food....maybe the Titled Kilt would be a step up, but not by much. (also probably depends where you live)


He's 12 so cut him a little slack. The best looking Hooters waitresses I ever saw were in Huntsville, AL but that was almost 20 years ago. Im sure the standards have dropped there as well. The ones in Amsterdam when there was a Hooters there were pretty skanky too.,
 
2014-03-12 12:30:15 PM  

Billy Liar: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Billy Liar: Calehedron: Did the parents have to go to Twitter and Facebook to rally the masses to get the state Alcohol Board to set aside the 21 year old rule?

It's a no-alcohol strip bar aimed at 18-21 year old clientele...I guess they serve overpriced Cokes and watered down Sunny D or something.  It's been there about 20 years or more, so they must do okay.

Wonder how that works. It's the alcohol that makes most strippers look hot.

Now that I think of it, I guess they could pull the AA crowd, too.


One of my friends grew up around a place like that. He said people would just smuggle in stuff in or drink out in the parking lot. Mangment really didnt give 2 shiats and the owner was a relative of some local politician.
 
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