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(Talking Points Memo)   GOP lawmaker: "50,000 battered women, and I still eat mine plain" No, no, don't leave yet. He does a great bit on "haha" rape vs. "uh oh" rape. How about this...did you hear the one about the drunk black guy at the country club?   (talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 40
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2014-03-12 09:55:52 AM
14 votes:
I donate a lot of money to the Tempura House.

It's a shelter for lightly battered women.
2014-03-12 09:46:16 AM
9 votes:
GOP candidates need to stop letting the media define them as anti women, to paint them with out of context sound bites.  The only way for this to happen is for every GOP candidate to discuss rape and women's issues every chance they get.  They need to talk about what sex acts are really rape, what clothing choices constitute consent, when pregnancy can really occur, and everything else about anatomy and rape.  If they remain silent the media will define their positions and paint a negative picture of them.
2014-03-12 09:44:54 AM
7 votes:
The headline has to be hyperbole, overstating what he actually said *click* GODDAMMIT
2014-03-12 09:42:30 AM
7 votes:
He should be fried for that.
2014-03-12 09:47:39 AM
5 votes:
i188.photobucket.com
2014-03-12 10:23:22 AM
4 votes:

Tyrano Soros: Typical of you libtards to not understand satire.


What do you call a conservative with a wide stance? Gay.

What do you call a conservative rapist? Daddy

What do you call a conservative who has been divorced four times and had three out of wedlock children? Chairman of the family values committee.

You mean satire like that?
2014-03-12 09:44:46 AM
4 votes:
Rep. Mark Warden (R) was criticized for a comment he made last year during a hearing on a bill related to domestic violence laws.
"Some people could make the argument that a lot of people like being in abusive relationships,"



Yep, they are called middle class republicans.
2014-03-12 09:44:39 AM
4 votes:
Colored boy?

i1.ytimg.com
2014-03-12 09:42:20 AM
4 votes:
I eat pussy too. He has my vote!
2014-03-12 10:06:42 AM
3 votes:

Tyrano Soros: Typical of you libtards to not understand satire.


Exactly.  See, he was pretending to be an out-of-touch, historical caricature of a chauvinist.  In fact, he plays this character all of the time.  He's way better at it than Stephen Colbert, who can't even maintain this character for an entire episode.

This guy is a real pro.  He LIVES his character.  You libs just don't get it.
2014-03-12 09:57:41 AM
3 votes:
I prefer mine beer battered.
2014-03-12 10:24:25 AM
2 votes:

vernonFL: Lighten up, Francis. Who doesn't enjoy a good battered woman joke?

What do say to 50,000 battered women?


Make me 50,000 sammiches!!!
2014-03-12 10:23:41 AM
2 votes:

Bloody William: Oh, and the "eating" part adds further contrast, due to the dual meaning of both consuming food (like you would with food that has been battered) and performing cunnilingus. Which, circling back to the connotation of domestic violence, makes it even more unsavory.



Did I get them all?
What?
2014-03-12 10:05:15 AM
2 votes:
I'm so stealing "so principled it offends people."

I'm not a callous assbag. I'm principled.
2014-03-12 10:01:55 AM
2 votes:

Ooba Tooba: I eat pussy too. He has my vote!


Rob Ford, is  that you?
2014-03-12 09:42:44 AM
2 votes:
Remember just this week at CPAC, where the female conservative writer told the old farts in the party to STFU about women?

This happened faster than I had anticipated.
2014-03-12 09:37:42 AM
2 votes:
how's that outreach coming, GOP?
2014-03-12 02:15:13 PM
1 votes:
He's a closet homosexual. He feels the need to remind everyone how much he likes pussy because he really does like corn dogs a LOT more than he cares to admit.
2014-03-12 01:25:29 PM
1 votes:

ongbok: StrangeQ: sendtodave: Residence: Nottingham
Marital Status: Married (Kristina)
Prev. Occupation: Well Company Owner
Prev. Political Exp.: NH House, 2010-present
Education: HS Diploma
Birthplace: Northwood, NH

Oh look, another entitled prick that inherited his position.  How bootstrappy of him.

After graduating from Coe-Brown Northwood Academy, Kyle attended Keene State College for a semester, but ultimately returned home to carry on the tradition of working for the family well drilling business. Kyle is a loyal worker with a great deal of energy;

Wow, the guy couldn't make it past 1 semester of college.


Palin would be proud.
2014-03-12 01:17:42 PM
1 votes:
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2014-03-12 11:56:57 AM
1 votes:

Bloody William: Mistymtnhop: I'm not sure that's culinarily correct language, yo.

Because if you use culinary language, the joke moves from "about cunnilingus" to "sounding like a farking serial killer."


At least he didn't say, "skinless."

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2014-03-12 11:55:54 AM
1 votes:

Welfare Peanut Butter: I went to high school with this asshat. He was an asshat then, he's an asshat now. He had no friends - by choice. People didn't bully him or anything, he just was plain rude and mean to anyone who spoke to him. He comes from money and was of the opinion that everyone was beneath him.

He also used to give ladies weed in exchange for sexual favors/makeouts. He's a real charmer. I bet his wife is super proud of him.


You are still mad because you let him get to second base for what you found out later was a bag of mostly stems and seeds.
2014-03-12 11:08:30 AM
1 votes:
There are key developmental stages most of us reach. Like, learning that when you close your eyes, Mommy or Daddy don't disappear. Learning that if you hit someone it hurts them because they are a person just like you. And learning that you don't tell off-color jokes unless you are with a group of close friends who can recognize your tone and intent. Neckbeard guy appears to have missed this last one.
2014-03-12 11:01:17 AM
1 votes:
Time to reset the "Time since a Republican said something stupid about rape" timer.
2014-03-12 10:46:23 AM
1 votes:

Spaz-master: "50,000 battered women, and I still eat mine plain"

What's his fark handle?


Brostorm.
2014-03-12 10:45:59 AM
1 votes:
We've all told tasteless jokes. If you're dumb enough to be a legislator and post one on your Facebook Page, you shouldn't be trusted with any office higher than dogcatcher.
2014-03-12 10:35:20 AM
1 votes:
.... The joke about the black drunk guy at the country club wasn't in there, subby.

I hope it was funny. :/
2014-03-12 10:33:55 AM
1 votes:
Har, Har.

Wow, what goes through a GOP mind?  Anything?

s2.quickmeme.com
2014-03-12 10:18:04 AM
1 votes:
Also, holy fark, I might have just dissected humor in the most boring goddamn way possible.
2014-03-12 10:17:35 AM
1 votes:

Bloody William: The headline has to be hyperbole, overstating what he actually said *click* GODDAMMIT


Every. Damn. Time.
2014-03-12 10:16:13 AM
1 votes:
What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing.  You already told her twice.

Ho

www.nndb.com
2014-03-12 10:09:15 AM
1 votes:

thurstonxhowell: I ran it by the [domestic violence] lobbyist she laughed.

I think he may overestimate how much that woman wants him to remain in office.

That's assuming she exists, that he actually spoke to her, and that was actually her reaction. All of those facts are in doubt.



Keep in mind, the Right thinks this was a laugh:

i13.photobucket.com
2014-03-12 10:09:01 AM
1 votes:
Lighten up, Francis. Who doesn't enjoy a good battered woman joke?

What do say to 50,000 battered women?

Nothing! You've already told them twice. Now shut up before I... Oh, sure! Go call your mother. I dont care.
2014-03-12 10:07:02 AM
1 votes:

Danger Mouse: I donate a lot of money to the Tempura House.

It's a shelter for lightly battered women.


Goddamnit, I wanted to post the Carlin joke!

But, you got here first.
2014-03-12 10:04:47 AM
1 votes:
Did he get his political beliefs from the tee shirts at Spencer's Gifts?
2014-03-12 10:04:08 AM
1 votes:
Jesus, what morans... It's one thing to make jokes like this over some beers while watching a game or at the bar. Most people make jokes they aren't always proud of. The difference is that THIS genius posted it on farking Facebook. Want to make misogynist jokes with your buddies? Fine, keep it between YOU and YOUR BUDDIES.
2014-03-12 09:57:13 AM
1 votes:

Cletus C.: He should be fried for that.


Or at the very least a-salt-ed.
2014-03-12 09:56:20 AM
1 votes:

verbaltoxin: Remember just this week at CPAC, where the female conservative writer told the old farts in the party to STFU about women?

This happened faster than I had anticipated.


They didn't get the memo.
*or*
Wait, those broads were serious?
2014-03-12 09:56:10 AM
1 votes:
Typical of you libtards to not understand satire.
2014-03-12 09:48:28 AM
1 votes:
What is it about New Hampshire and Vermont that seems to concentrate the pure batshiat crazy of New England (outside of Sox fans and similar Boston douchebags) like a freaking derp hellmouth?
 
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