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(Click2Houston)   Man wearing Cookie Monster onesie arrested for... you know, does it really matter? Isn't wearing a Cookie Monster onesie after the age of five enough?   (click2houston.com) divider line 28
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2014-03-12 09:32:49 AM
Im guessing crystal meth was somehow involved.
 
2014-03-12 09:39:03 AM
Nice onesie, dick. Does it have snaps in the back so you can make poopie?
 
2014-03-12 09:40:35 AM
They only show him from the waist up (thank God) but I think that is a hoodie, not a onesie.

 If I am wrong there is no need to show me pictures, I'll take your word.
 
2014-03-12 09:43:05 AM
www.trashmonkey.com.au
 
2014-03-12 09:43:13 AM
I think its the term onsie that makes it childish...  Certainly most sane men would want to own a cookie monster costume, and nobody would call a hit chick in a one piece bathing suit childish...
 
2014-03-12 09:43:48 AM
onesie* - hot*

/preview is my friend
 
2014-03-12 09:46:56 AM
it depends on how much extacy you are on
 
2014-03-12 09:48:44 AM
Is that what furries call them, onesies?
 
2014-03-12 09:50:50 AM
C
 
2014-03-12 09:51:33 AM
Dad?????
 
2014-03-12 09:52:30 AM
Onesie...ha-ha-ha!
 
2014-03-12 09:55:33 AM
On an adult it's just a leotard, isn't it?
 
2014-03-12 09:59:39 AM
If wearing a Cookie Monster onesie should be illegal after the age of five, then throw the cuffs on me and throw away the key!!!
 
2014-03-12 10:09:52 AM
When I saw they were arrested for theft I stopped reading.

/wants to believe cookies were stolen
 
2014-03-12 10:14:12 AM
30?

more like 50 amirite?
 
2014-03-12 10:22:31 AM
I'm wearing a Cookie Monster onesie right now so I'm getting a kick out of this.
 
2014-03-12 10:24:19 AM
He was wearing...a onesie?

Were there snaps in the crotch so his mommy is able to change the diaper he shat in? Did he ask for a baba? Did the nice policemen at the booking station have to jingle keys to get him to look at the camera without throwing a fit?

Are any of these jokes working?
 
2014-03-12 10:25:07 AM

probesport:


I want

/has cookie monster tattoo on my ass
//worked for PBS in college so its not that strange
 
2014-03-12 10:25:19 AM

EvilEgg: They only show him from the waist up (thank God) but I think that is a hoodie, not a onesie.

 If I am wrong there is no need to show me pictures, I'll take your word.


Not sure where my comment went, so posting again.

I would bet money on it being a "onesie" or "pajama with legs". Where his arms go behind his back, that's his waistline. If he was wearing a hoodie, even an oversized one, the top of the elastic hem or the hem itself would be showing in that picture. Instead, there is no gathering of material, lending to the idea there are legs included.
 
2014-03-12 10:26:43 AM

Maul555: I think its the term onsie that makes it childish...  Certainly most sane men would want to own a cookie monster costume, and nobody would call a hit chick in a one piece bathing suit childish...


I certainly wouldn't call a "hit chick" childish for any reason.

/not where she could hear me, anyway.
 
2014-03-12 10:33:38 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-03-12 10:34:00 AM

cardex: probesport:

I want

/has cookie monster tattoo on my ass
//worked for PBS in college so its not that strange


yea.. keep telling yourself that...
 
2014-03-12 10:36:50 AM
Yeah, right. Like y'all have never put on a muppet costume and gone pillaging....
 
2014-03-12 11:16:15 AM
Poor bastard.

i60.tinypic.com
 
2014-03-12 11:37:36 AM
Is he going to have to resign his seat in the House over this?
 
2014-03-12 12:41:36 PM
Subby should know they make costumes for any age and every style

img1.etsystatic.com

www.examiner.com

www.geekologie.com

fashionista.com

And here is an image I found in the GIS to mess with your childhood

cl.jroo.me
 
2014-03-12 03:08:44 PM

EvilEgg: They only show him from the waist up (thank God) but I think that is a hoodie, not a onesie.

 If I am wrong there is no need to show me pictures, I'll take your word.


I'm inclined to agree.
 
2014-03-12 07:16:09 PM
Onesie?

Does it have the socks on that mf'er?

i.imgur.com
 
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