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2014-03-12 10:00:53 AM
I'll have to warn my mother, she's addicted to the stuff...

www.simplyrecipes.com
 
2014-03-12 11:01:22 AM
Sounds like a pain in the ass. Just smoke the hash, or eat it.
 
2014-03-12 11:03:04 AM
It is known to be a dangerous process if not done carefully.

So remember kids; exercise caution when extracting hash oil. Do your diligent research before trying this at home.
 
2014-03-12 11:03:18 AM
Fark needs a stoner tag
 
2014-03-12 11:04:20 AM
If refrigerators are outlawed, only outlaws will have refrigerators.
 
2014-03-12 11:04:49 AM
This is getting to be a fairly regular occurrence around here.
 
2014-03-12 11:08:09 AM
lot of this going one in Washington lately
(4 people injured in this one)
http://www.nwcn.com/news/249659561.html
 
2014-03-12 11:09:41 AM
I got my hash pipe bomb
 
2014-03-12 11:12:39 AM
This is why we don't run butane extractions indoors, kids.  Too bad Darwin missed with this guy, he'll do something equally stupid again.
 
2014-03-12 11:14:34 AM
I can't believe someone would do this inside, I get not knowing about the proper procedures up until you are actually buying the equipment to do it but at that point maybe watch one farking video online about how to do it and do it outside.
 
2014-03-12 11:18:47 AM
Pro tip:


YOU'RE RUNNING BUTANE THROUGH THE PLANT AND THEN LETTING THE BUTANE EVAPORATE INTO THE AIR.

DO IT OUTSIDE YOU farkING MORONS!!!!
 
2014-03-12 11:23:49 AM
Do refrigerators just know how to explode when someone nearby thinks about making hash, or how was hash made in India for centuries before refrigerators?
 
2014-03-12 11:27:44 AM

MFAWG: This is getting to be a fairly regular occurrence around here.


Darwin is trying to catch up with the times.

I don't begrudge them their stone, I just wish they'd leave my neighborhood alone... And quit trying to poison the rental market by having to get the place certified clean (expensively) after a drug bust. The guy said he never cooked it there, just sold it.

/drugs, what are they good for?
//a tax on stupid
 
2014-03-12 11:30:03 AM

BitwiseShift: Do refrigerators just know how to explode when someone nearby thinks about making hash, or how was hash made in India for centuries before refrigerators?


Hashish is not the same thing as hash oil, much in the same way that crack cocaine is different from powder cocaine. Same starting point, different products.

I was gonna say it's like wine vs beer, but that's more of a "strains" thing than a different substance.
 
2014-03-12 11:30:15 AM

Mikeyworld: MFAWG: This is getting to be a fairly regular occurrence around here.

Darwin is trying to catch up with the times.

I don't begrudge them their stone, I just wish they'd leave my neighborhood alone... And quit trying to poison the rental market by having to get the place certified clean (expensively) after a drug bust. The guy said he never cooked it there, just sold it.

/drugs, what are they good for?
//a tax on stupid


You're confusing stoners and meth heads. Yes Virginia, there IS a difference.
 
2014-03-12 11:34:30 AM

BitwiseShift: Do refrigerators just know how to explode when someone nearby thinks about making hash, or how was hash made in India for centuries before refrigerators?


The houses India weren't as tight as today's, and the cooking was generally done out on the patio anyway. Gas appliances use flame, even refrigerators (aside:why does fridge have a 'd', but refrigerator doesn't?) Butane and propane fumes sink to the floor, where the icebox's workings are. Even electric ones draw an arc from the relays. Monster Zippo effect!
 
2014-03-12 11:36:28 AM

grinding_journalist: BitwiseShift: Do refrigerators just know how to explode when someone nearby thinks about making hash, or how was hash made in India for centuries before refrigerators?

Hashish is not the same thing as hash oil, much in the same way that crack cocaine is different from powder cocaine. Same starting point, different products.

I was gonna say it's like wine vs beer, but that's more of a "strains" thing than a different substance.


hash oil just has all the plant material removed from the oil on it, bubble hash/hashish is just the whole trichome knocked off the buds and then pressed together.
 
2014-03-12 11:37:35 AM

The My Little Pony Killer: Mikeyworld: MFAWG: This is getting to be a fairly regular occurrence around here.

Darwin is trying to catch up with the times.

/drugs, what are they good for?
//a tax on stupid

You're confusing stoners and meth heads. Yes Virginia, there IS a difference.


Not much, when it comes to ruining other people's stuff. and they both use flammables to get it concentrated.
 
2014-03-12 11:41:21 AM

Mikeyworld: /drugs, what are they good for?
//a tax on stupid


Tylenol is pretty good for headaches, DXM is ok for coughs, and antihistamines are helpful for allergies, to name a few.

Oh, did you mean NARCOTICS? Cuz you said drugs.

Well, morphine, dilauded and oxytocin are pretty good painkillers, and their practical uses should be evident.

Oh, did you mean RECREATIONAL NARCOTICS USE? Cuz you said drugs.

People have enjoyed going to social drinking and smoking establishments since there has been a product there to use.

Oh, did you mean DESTRUCTIVE ABUSE OF ADDICTIVE NARCOTICS? Cuz you said drugs.

Destructive abuse of dangerous or addictive substances is pretty universally regarded as a bad thing, though in my experience, addictions of that nature are symptoms of an underlying, usually treatable cause and not the problem itself. Still, I won't attempt to argue that a few grams of meth a day probably isn't good for you, and likely isn't making you a useful or productive member of society. While there are narcotics one can use daily and not suffer debilitating health effects, most of those cross the line into addiction pretty rapidly, and we're back to the original problem.

YOU are part of, and one of the largest contributors to, the farked up drug laws in this country. Instead of attempting to understand the whats hows and whys, you blanket statement something patently retarded like DRUGS ARE BAD THEY'RE A TAX ON THE STUPID BAN THEM ALL AND THROW THE USERS IN JAIL, and lawmakers respond by doing what they've been doing since the "war on drugs" started. It SHOULD be "war on narcotics" if anything, but that doesn't condense as nicely into a 3 syllable soundbite.

In conclusion, be less of a close-minded asshole and make an effort to inform yourself.
 
2014-03-12 11:41:59 AM

Mikeyworld: The My Little Pony Killer: Mikeyworld: MFAWG: This is getting to be a fairly regular occurrence around here.

Darwin is trying to catch up with the times.

/drugs, what are they good for?
//a tax on stupid

You're confusing stoners and meth heads. Yes Virginia, there IS a difference.

Not much, when it comes to ruining other people's stuff. and they both use flammables to get it concentrated.


Ah, you have no idea what the fark you're talking about.  Thanks for clearing that up.
 
2014-03-12 11:44:56 AM

The My Little Pony Killer: Mikeyworld: MFAWG: This is getting to be a fairly regular occurrence around here.

Darwin is trying to catch up with the times.

I don't begrudge them their stone, I just wish they'd leave my neighborhood alone... And quit trying to poison the rental market by having to get the place certified clean (expensively) after a drug bust. The guy said he never cooked it there, just sold it.

/drugs, what are they good for?
//a tax on stupid

You're confusing stoners and meth heads. Yes Virginia, there IS a difference.


Yes, but a group of stoners with highly flammable products is no bargain either.
 
2014-03-12 11:46:55 AM

grinding_journalist: Mikeyworld: /drugs, what are they good for?
//a tax on stupid

Tylenol is pretty good for headaches, DXM is ok for coughs, and antihistamines are helpful for allergies, to name a few.

Oh, did you mean NARCOTICS? Cuz you said drugs.

Well, morphine, dilauded and oxytocin are pretty good painkillers, and their practical uses should be evident.

Oh, did you mean RECREATIONAL NARCOTICS USE? Cuz you said drugs.

People have enjoyed going to social drinking and smoking establishments since there has been a product there to use.

Oh, did you mean DESTRUCTIVE ABUSE OF ADDICTIVE NARCOTICS? Cuz you said drugs.

Destructive abuse of dangerous or addictive substances is pretty universally regarded as a bad thing,

In conclusion, be less of a close-minded asshole and make an effort to inform yourself.


Ya come by your handle pretty honestly, don't you? As a journalist, you shouldn't slip into attack mode when trying to make a point. Stick to debating the subject.  ...asshole
 
2014-03-12 11:55:00 AM

Mikeyworld: The My Little Pony Killer: Mikeyworld: MFAWG: This is getting to be a fairly regular occurrence around here.

Darwin is trying to catch up with the times.

/drugs, what are they good for?
//a tax on stupid

You're confusing stoners and meth heads. Yes Virginia, there IS a difference.

Not much, when it comes to ruining other people's stuff. and they both use flammables to get it concentrated.


Yup, you're still highly confused.
 
2014-03-12 11:56:03 AM

grinding_journalist: Mikeyworld: /drugs, what are they good for?
//a tax on stupid

Tylenol is pretty good for headaches, DXM is ok for coughs, and antihistamines are helpful for allergies, to name a few.

Oh, did you mean NARCOTICS? Cuz you said drugs.

Well, morphine, dilauded and oxytocin are pretty good painkillers, and their practical uses should be evident.

Oh, did you mean RECREATIONAL NARCOTICS USE? Cuz you said drugs.

People have enjoyed going to social drinking and smoking establishments since there has been a product there to use.

Oh, did you mean DESTRUCTIVE ABUSE OF ADDICTIVE NARCOTICS? Cuz you said drugs.

Destructive abuse of dangerous or addictive substances is pretty universally regarded as a bad thing, though in my experience, addictions of that nature are symptoms of an underlying, usually treatable cause and not the problem itself. Still, I won't attempt to argue that a few grams of meth a day probably isn't good for you, and likely isn't making you a useful or productive member of society. While there are narcotics one can use daily and not suffer debilitating health effects, most of those cross the line into addiction pretty rapidly, and we're back to the original problem.

YOU are part of, and one of the largest contributors to, the farked up drug laws in this country. Instead of attempting to understand the whats hows and whys, you blanket statement something patently retarded like DRUGS ARE BAD THEY'RE A TAX ON THE STUPID BAN THEM ALL AND THROW THE USERS IN JAIL, and lawmakers respond by doing what they've been doing since the "war on drugs" started. It SHOULD be "war on narcotics" if anything, but that doesn't condense as nicely into a 3 syllable soundbite.

In conclusion, be less of a close-minded asshole and make an effort to inform yourself.


That would involve making an effort, and seeing as how his application of logic is lazier than your average stoner's...
 
2014-03-12 11:56:45 AM

MFAWG: Yes, but a group of stoners with highly flammable products is no bargain either.


I'm invisioning a group of people with rocks and flamethrowers...

Depending on how much they charge, sounds like a bargain to me...
 
2014-03-12 11:57:14 AM

Mikeyworld: grinding_journalist: Mikeyworld: /drugs, what are they good for?
//a tax on stupid

Tylenol is pretty good for headaches, DXM is ok for coughs, and antihistamines are helpful for allergies, to name a few.

Oh, did you mean NARCOTICS? Cuz you said drugs.

Well, morphine, dilauded and oxytocin are pretty good painkillers, and their practical uses should be evident.

Oh, did you mean RECREATIONAL NARCOTICS USE? Cuz you said drugs.

People have enjoyed going to social drinking and smoking establishments since there has been a product there to use.

Oh, did you mean DESTRUCTIVE ABUSE OF ADDICTIVE NARCOTICS? Cuz you said drugs.

Destructive abuse of dangerous or addictive substances is pretty universally regarded as a bad thing,

In conclusion, be less of a close-minded asshole and make an effort to inform yourself.

Ya come by your handle pretty honestly, don't you? As a journalist, you shouldn't slip into attack mode when trying to make a point. Stick to debating the subject.  ...asshole


Aww, somebody called you out on your idiocy after you went and made an idiotic comment on the interwebs. Better cry harder, you might get somebody else to care.
 
2014-03-12 11:57:23 AM
Also, come on guys, hug it out.
 
2014-03-12 12:09:02 PM
The My Little Pony Killer:
That would involve making an effort, and seeing as how his application of logic is lazier than your average stoner's...

Okay, I've been reading your comments for a while now. THIS one made me favorite you.
 
2014-03-12 12:39:41 PM

Mikeyworld: Ya come by your handle pretty honestly, don't you? As a journalist, you shouldn't slip into attack mode when trying to make a point. Stick to debating the subject.  ...asshole


This is not my column. This is internets. I'd link you to my columns on the subject, but then you'd know who I am and probably go out of your way to attempt to disrupt my professional life. NTY. I thought I might need to be a bit direct since your grasp of the subject is obviously tenuous at best.

Also

Ya come by your handle pretty honestly, don't you?

I honestly don't know what you're trying to say or imply with this statement.
 
2014-03-12 02:14:15 PM
I had no idea that could happen.

I wonder what that stuff in the picture above is*. Could it be Kim Chee? Does Kim Chee make your refrigerator explode too?

*Read the link. It's is hash-brown potatoes, or rather something like it made with shredded potatoes.

(Bubble and squeak. As fun to say as it is to eat. Also a known explosion risk.)
 
2014-03-12 02:19:50 PM

MFAWG: This is getting to be a fairly regular occurrence around here.


If you accidentally mix 2% with half and half, throw it out into the yard fast.  Whatever you do, don't put it in the fridge!

///shocked some people still don't know this
 
2014-03-12 09:32:53 PM
This happened in San Diego over the weekend.  The condo exploded and forced more than twenty people to move out until it can be repaired.  The woman cooking the stiff jumped off the balcony into the arms of the DEA.
 
2014-03-12 11:28:32 PM

mama2tnt: The My Little Pony Killer:
That would involve making an effort, and seeing as how his application of logic is lazier than your average stoner's...

Okay, I've been reading your comments for a while now. THIS one made me favorite you.


I am so, so sorry.

/so sorry
 
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