hammettman: The Malaysian air force can't even keep track of their own statements, how can one expect them to keep track of an entire plane.
tkwasny: 1. Locate jet near Iran abandoned.2. Local crew to fly jet back to the US (LALB, SF)3. Detonate Iran's nuke over LALB or SF.4. Don't need no stinkin' ICBM.
ariseatex: Any of the passengers named WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALT?
Wolf_Blitzer: Because a random widebody entering US airspace without a filed flight plan would never be suspicious!
tirob: Yet another plane mysteriously disappears into the South China Sea Triangle.
SpdrJay: So it makes no sense and insults your intelligence?
Slaxl: So basically it makes sense to everyone who's paid attention and it's clearly not crashed in purgatory, but for years and years now we're going to hear from people who watched a few minutes about it then rushed to the internet to say the writers made it all up, and they knew it was purgatory all along?
All Latest: Maybe it just fell apart: http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/missing-jet/faa-warned-cracking-corr o sion-problem-boeing-777s-n50591
assjuice: The malaysian people I have seen speaking on tv seem incompetent and borderline retarded.
Spanky McStupid: tkwasny: 1. Locate jet near Iran abandoned.2. Local crew to fly jet back to the US (LALB, SF)3. Detonate Iran's nuke over LALB or SF.4. Don't need no stinkin' ICBM.Maybe not a US city but how about if they wanted to prove they cannot be stopped? What if they landed the plane, disembarked all passengers and are just waiting for a US aircraft carrier to enter the vicinity? They could kamikaze a US aircraft carrier, sans passengers (just to prove they are "compassionate") and take out one of our ships.Against whom do you retaliate? They are like ghosts and can strike with impunity.Alternate nightmare version: they keep the passengers, enter American airspace, dare a fighter to strike by putting a child's voice on the airwaves, begging the Americans to not kill them and them, blammo!Either way, it's a lose-lose situation.
wxboy: All Latest: Maybe it just fell apart: http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/missing-jet/faa-warned-cracking-corr o sion-problem-boeing-777s-n50591So you're saying the front fell off?
jakomo002: I'm betting on a Payne Stewart type of deal, but the switched-off transponder pokes a hole in that.Kidnapped by Dr. Doom, maybe.
nekom: All Latest: Maybe it just fell apart: http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/missing-jet/faa-warned-cracking-corr o sion-problem-boeing-777s-n50591Except that particular model wasn't included in that advisory.
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