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(SFist)   Turns out the Night Stalker had a foolproof escape plan: "Ramirez had a handcuff key, a ballpoint pen, a syringe, and a sticker that read, 'I Luv chocolate' shoved up his ass." Wait - a ballpoint pen?   (sfist.com) divider line 29
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2014-03-12 01:44:01 AM  
Just in case he wanted to scribble down some notes, or puncture someone's jugular.
 
2014-03-12 04:08:41 AM  
Good. Homicidal "insanity" is actually just evil. That's all it is. And there's many concrete ways to deal with evil. Some of them even use concrete.

If he was really crazy, he would never have tried to escape. He probably would have been just a homeless bum.

No, this guy was evil and it's a shame that he survived as long as he did. People like this should be put in cells with no door. They're free to leave at any time.

awoiaf.westeros.org

Yes sir. Any time they please.
 
2014-03-12 09:21:00 AM  
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2014-03-12 09:28:23 AM  
I heard it was really a #2 pencil.
 
2014-03-12 09:29:58 AM  
"I love chocolate"?
WTF?
 
2014-03-12 09:30:00 AM  
I used to have a curiosity/fascination with serial killers, but after my cousin Scott was murdered I just want them all to kill themselves. Good riddance to ramirez, a child killing piece of shiat.
 
2014-03-12 09:31:31 AM  
"Being incarcerated went against everything Ramirez was about, the source said. "He hated being cooped up in a cell, but he valued his freedom to roam the streets and kill."

A true free spirit.  Hope he's enjoying his freedom having his nuts roasted slowly away in Hell.
 
2014-03-12 09:33:05 AM  
"...hasn't lost the power to scare us...plotted not one, but two escape attempts..."

I realize it's not every inmate all of the time, but inmates spend a *lot* of time plotting escape attempts.  That's the one advantage inmates have- an abundance of time to plan and plot.  It is probably (very nearly) always true that a multiple-murderer inmate is plotting an escape attempt somewhere.  You always might die of a heart attack.  When driving you always might get a flat tire.  You always might catch a bullet in a drive by.  Bad stuff is always happening or always might be about to happen.  The only way we get on with our happy little lives is that we do not worry about it.
 
2014-03-12 09:34:35 AM  
He got a bum rap.
 
2014-03-12 09:36:16 AM  
The sticker is pure comedy gold.  The person who read that had likely just had his fingers up Ramirez's backside.
 
2014-03-12 09:37:56 AM  
They check in your ass?
 
2014-03-12 09:38:45 AM  
Well, now I'm off chocolate, FOREVER.  Thanks, Fark.  Thanks a lot...

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2014-03-12 09:39:31 AM  
In college we had a geek who called himself the "Night Stalker."   One of his dorm mates suggested that if he broke his legs then he'd be the Night Crawler.    The kid went through the next three years being called "The Crawler."
 
2014-03-12 09:39:51 AM  

Nick Nostril: They check in your ass?


Hell yea they check in your ass.  Prisoners will keister all kind of shiat.
 
2014-03-12 09:40:36 AM  

Farce-Side: Nick Nostril: They check in your ass?

Hell yea they check in your ass.  Prisoners will keister all kind of shiat.


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2014-03-12 09:41:51 AM  

vudukungfu: "I love chocolate"?
WTF?


Probably a gift for whomever had to search the depths of his anus.

I mean, in a way, it's sort of epic. Is it possible for serial killers to have a good sense of humor?
 
2014-03-12 09:41:53 AM  

doglover: Good. Homicidal "insanity" is actually just evil. That's all it is. And there's many concrete ways to deal with evil. Some of them even use concrete.

If he was really crazy, he would never have tried to escape. He probably would have been just a homeless bum.

No, this guy was evil and it's a shame that he survived as long as he did. People like this should be put in cells with no door. They're free to leave at any time.

[awoiaf.westeros.org image 400x396]

Yes sir. Any time they please.


I don't know. I read about his childhood. He had an abusive father, suffered multiple head injuries at two and five, and had a cousin who was special forces in Vietnam.... Who apparently took photos of himself raping and decapitating a North Vietnamese woman and would show them and brag about it to him.  Pretty much the perfect storm for a psychotic murderer.
 
2014-03-12 09:42:11 AM  

rnatalie: In college we had a geek


Did you buy him from a breeder?  You really should adopt.  Nowadays there are so many geeks without good homes who are put down because nobody wants them.
 
2014-03-12 10:04:15 AM  
I hope he suffered immensely as he died of natural causes.  Shame he was not put down like the diseased and dangerous animal he was.

Check out this crazy, stupid woman.
 
2014-03-12 10:05:11 AM  
static1.wikia.nocookie.net
What a night stalker might look like.
 
2014-03-12 10:11:48 AM  

freetomato: I hope he suffered immensely as he died of natural causes.  Shame he was not put down like the diseased and dangerous animal he was.

Check out this crazy, stupid woman.


That was really uncomfortable to watch. I felt like the reporter was exploiting an obviously crazy woman.

It would have had more interest if the crazy chick had talked to a psychologist and then they had interviewed the shrink instead. Then maybe it could have been more of a "human interest" story instead of "freak show".
 
2014-03-12 10:13:13 AM  
Hershey Highway.
 
2014-03-12 10:24:58 AM  
I bet the "I Love Chocolate" sticker was covered in fudge.
 
2014-03-12 10:52:33 AM  
I think the 'blaze of glory' he wanted turned out to be an extended ass whuppin' in the streets.
good times, good times
 
2014-03-12 10:56:33 AM  

Egoy3k: [static1.wikia.nocookie.net image 717x627]
What a night stalker might look like.



What a night terror might look like
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/hot like an exploded blood sausage
 
2014-03-12 11:17:39 AM  
Now all he needs is a  small painted wooden duck, a miniature trumpet, and a Robin Hood costume.
 
2014-03-12 12:40:05 PM  
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His nickname was started by the L.A. Herald-Examiner when Ramirez dropped his AC/DC ballcap @ murder in a Long Beach condo(?) The cops did the whole Thomas Harris & went over AC/DC's lyrics, settling on 'Night Prowler' from "Highway To Hell".  The Her-Ex riffed on that for a bit more panache
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2013/06/how_the_herald_examiner_n. ph p

 Friend who was his jailer during the trial says he acted like a sullen teenage metalhead, more 'Wayne's World' than "Silence Of The Lambs", he insisted they call him 'Richie'

Nick Nostril: They check in your ass?

yup-while yer nekkid, the whole procedure's a sequence in "American Me", good enough for Ice Cube to sample...
 
2014-03-12 01:18:07 PM  

vudukungfu: "I love chocolate"?
WTF?


All part of his plan for suicide by bunga bunga
 
2014-03-12 02:25:26 PM  
Oops, I was thinking of this Night Stalker:

www.i-mockery.com

www.i-mockery.com
 
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