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(CTV News)   The best election campaign this year will be in Toronto, on one side a drunk, fat, white, crack, smoker. On the other a little Asian widow of the Videoprofessor aka the great mustache. Sit back and enjoy the show   (ctvnews.ca ) divider line
    More: Interesting, Video Professor, Toronto, election campaign, Olivia Chow, Asian, New Democrats, humans, Jack Layton  
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2014-03-12 01:31:54 AM  
The best election campaign this year will be in Toronto, on one side a drunk, fat, white, crack, smoker.

He's a crack and a smoker?
 
2014-03-12 01:36:49 AM  

fusillade762: The best election campaign this year will be in Toronto, on one side a drunk, fat, white, crack, smoker.

He's a crack and a smoker?


And a midnight toker.

Oh please oh please oh please let Ford lose to Olivia Chow, if only to see the colour his face can turn.
 
2014-03-12 01:37:26 AM  
Wait....what?  That Video Professor guy is still alive.

/Thanks Wikipedia.
 
2014-03-12 01:40:26 AM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: fusillade762: The best election campaign this year will be in Toronto, on one side a drunk, fat, white, crack, smoker.

He's a crack and a smoker?

And a midnight toker.

Oh please oh please oh please let Ford lose to Olivia Chow, if only to see the colour his face can turn.



My two cents:

After seeing Ford's awkward appearance on "Jimmy Kimmel Live", I REALLY want him to win.  Let's keep this train wreck going.
 
2014-03-12 02:29:44 AM  
Okay subby I got the Ford thing in the beginning but the rest was straight Charlie Kelly.
 
2014-03-12 02:34:08 AM  
China's expansion into Western Canada is truly incredible. It's even faster than the Australian beachhead.
They must have invested in a fully upgraded hatchery to get the Nydus canal out as early in the game as possible.
Canada needs Firebats
 
2014-03-12 02:35:56 AM  
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I don't live in Canada but I want him to win cause he's a glorious trainwreck.
 
2014-03-12 02:44:09 AM  

A Terrible Human: [img.fark.net image 250x167]
I don't live in Canada but I want him to win cause he's a glorious trainwreck.


It's only payback for the shiat that they deport south.
 
2014-03-12 02:55:13 AM  

A Terrible Human: [img.fark.net image 250x167]
I don't live in Canada but I want him to win cause he's a glorious trainwreck.


That GIF plays back at high speed on this PC.. makes it looks like Benny Hill or something.
 
2014-03-12 03:01:16 AM  

Alphax: A Terrible Human: [img.fark.net image 250x167]
I don't live in Canada but I want him to win cause he's a glorious trainwreck.

That GIF plays back at high speed on this PC.. makes it looks like Benny Hill or something.


Lol yeah it plays really fast for me too which is what makes it great.
img.fark.net
Somebody made this in a different Rob Ford thread and it's still farking fantastic.
 
2014-03-12 03:12:17 AM  

Alphax: A Terrible Human: [img.fark.net image 250x167]
I don't live in Canada but I want him to win cause he's a glorious trainwreck.

That GIF plays back at high speed on this PC.. makes it looks like Benny Hill or something.


What are your PC specs? You must be running a monster. 20mb of RAM at least.
 
2014-03-12 03:14:12 AM  

God-is-a-Taco: Alphax: A Terrible Human: [img.fark.net image 250x167]
I don't live in Canada but I want him to win cause he's a glorious trainwreck.

That GIF plays back at high speed on this PC.. makes it looks like Benny Hill or something.

What are your PC specs? You must be running a monster. 20mb of RAM at least.


I'm at work, so probably not even that.  :P
 
2014-03-12 03:43:32 AM  
Douchemitter, that "little Asian widow" is a member of Parliament and a former Toronto city councillor.
 
2014-03-12 04:25:56 AM  
After going to all the trouble of faking his death and getting plastic surgery to mildly disguise his appearance, you'd think Chris Farley would try to maintain a lower public profile.
 
2014-03-12 05:01:28 AM  
How in the world was a known drug addict, an addict of motherfarking CRACK, allowed to stay in office? How was this shiatstain not immediately removed? Is it just because it's Canada? There's a difference between ridiculously liberal and 'holy fark your mayor smokes farking crack like a black chick who has 8 kids',
 
2014-03-12 05:04:37 AM  

God-is-a-Taco: What are your PC specs? You must be running a monster. 20mb of RAM at least.


Hmmm 4gb ram with a 32gb microsd being used for readyboost.
 
2014-03-12 05:05:39 AM  

robohobo: How in the world was a known drug addict, an addict of motherfarking CRACK, allowed to stay in office? How was this shiatstain not immediately removed? Is it just because it's Canada? There's a difference between ridiculously liberal and 'holy fark your mayor smokes farking crack like a black chick who has 8 kids',


Cause apparently they just can't throw him out of office,they did basically take all his power away though.
 
2014-03-12 05:12:59 AM  
I read that as "drunk, fat, white, cracker" at first glance...
 
2014-03-12 06:25:56 AM  
Rob Ford is both the Abraham Lincoln and Chris Farley of my horrible generation.

God bless him.
 
2014-03-12 06:35:35 AM  

robohobo: How in the world was a known drug addict, an addict of motherfarking CRACK, allowed to stay in office? How was this shiatstain not immediately removed? Is it just because it's Canada? There's a difference between ridiculously liberal and 'holy fark your mayor smokes farking crack like a black chick who has 8 kids',


img.fark.net

Beats me, bro.
 
2014-03-12 06:50:55 AM  
images.sodahead.com
 
2014-03-12 07:10:59 AM  
i.imgur.com

Oh God, this is beautiful.

Okay, is there ANY way we can get Anarchopanda and Vermin Supreme in on this action?

With our help, it can get crazier yet.
 
2014-03-12 07:29:04 AM  
Crack is not an adjective!
 
2014-03-12 08:09:41 AM  

Radak: Crack is not an adjective!


Yes it is.
 
2014-03-12 08:10:02 AM  

A Terrible Human: Alphax: A Terrible Human: [img.fark.net image 250x167]
I don't live in Canada but I want him to win cause he's a glorious trainwreck.

That GIF plays back at high speed on this PC.. makes it looks like Benny Hill or something.

Lol yeah it plays really fast for me too which is what makes it great.
[img.fark.net image 850x531]
Somebody made this in a different Rob Ford thread and it's still farking fantastic.


Jesus Christ, what IS that?

It's like Baron Harkonnen in his goofy, happy middle age years, before he ingested some defective Tleilaxu synthetic spice and turned into a murderous psychopath.
 
2014-03-12 08:37:49 AM  
Please... Buy my product.
 
2014-03-12 08:45:13 AM  
Considering Ford gets a ton of support from the immigrant suburban wards, I think Chow is absolutely a great candidate to undermine his base.
 
2014-03-12 09:09:08 AM  

robohobo: How in the world was a known drug addict, an addict of motherfarking CRACK, allowed to stay in office? How was this shiatstain not immediately removed? Is it just because it's Canada? There's a difference between ridiculously liberal and 'holy fark your mayor smokes farking crack like a black chick who has 8 kids',


Simply because there's no mechanism for removing him.  No charges have be laid, although, there is an ongoing investigation.   We can't remove him without a conviction.  And he has no concept of honour, so he won't resign.
 
2014-03-12 09:20:00 AM  

Egoy3k: Radak: Crack is not an adjective!

Yes it is.


Crack shot.
 
2014-03-12 09:44:27 AM  

Smirky the Wonder Chimp: [i.imgur.com image 850x801]

Oh God, this is beautiful.

Okay, is there ANY way we can get Anarchopanda and Vermin Supreme in on this action?

With our help, it can get crazier yet.


Maybe we can get Jimmy McMillan to move to Toronto.
 
2014-03-12 09:47:38 AM  
Interesting -- do Canadian politicians actually have to resign from one office to run for another? That's a great rule to have here in the States.  Who knows how much time sitting Senators and Governors waste on fruitless Presidential campaigns, while still drawing a paycheck from their taxpaying constituents.
 
2014-03-12 09:52:23 AM  
Buy my product... advertising genius!
 
2014-03-12 09:56:01 AM  

Arkanaut: Interesting -- do Canadian politicians actually have to resign from one office to run for another? That's a great rule to have here in the States.  Who knows how much time sitting Senators and Governors waste on fruitless Presidential campaigns, while still drawing a paycheck from their taxpaying constituents.


Nope many recent campaign spending scandals involve elected officials charging campaign expenses to their expense account then getting caught.
 
2014-03-12 10:08:13 AM  
The headline misses the other candidate, John Tory. He has yet to enter a political race he can fark up royally. He's already farked up one run for mayor and one run for Premier. Hopefully he keeps his mouth shut during this elecation and lets Ford sink his own campaign.
 
2014-03-12 10:18:37 AM  

robohobo: How in the world was a known drug addict, an addict of motherfarking CRACK, allowed to stay in office? How was this shiatstain not immediately removed? Is it just because it's Canada? There's a difference between ridiculously liberal and 'holy fark your mayor smokes farking crack like a black chick who has 8 kids',


First of all, the "black chick" comment was pretty farking offensive, but you knew that. Second, what does Canada's allegedly "ridiculously liberal" nature have to do with Rob Ford? Are you at all familiar with his political philosophy? Here's a hint - he's no liberal.
 
2014-03-12 10:26:05 AM  
What is with all the racism about Olivia Chow?

She is a well known politician in Canada and one of the best dealmakers in the federal parliament. It makes sense for her to leave, in order to give Mulcair some more space as a party leader. A few of Toronto's neighbourhoods love her. like, they keep her campaign signs up in store windows even on non-election years. And with Walmart trying to build in Kensington Market, she might win in a bohemian landslide. Also, Olivia and Jack were instrumental in opening Toronto up to immigration. With over half the city being born in another country, that is a lot of votes she can mobilize, just by sticking to her talking points and track record. The other candidates all need to run an actual campaign, she just needs to keep doing Her Thing.

It is no surprise that Rob Ford represents Walmart.
 
2014-03-12 10:27:06 AM  

Arkanaut: Interesting -- do Canadian politicians actually have to resign from one office to run for another? That's a great rule to have here in the States.  Who knows how much time sitting Senators and Governors waste on fruitless Presidential campaigns, while still drawing a paycheck from their taxpaying constituents.


You don't have to, but to run at this point while keeping the federal seat would have opened her up to significant attacks on the issue, and it would dominate a few news cycles. Not what you want when you launch a campaign for Mayor.
 
2014-03-12 11:07:13 AM  

bingethinker: Douchemitter, that "little Asian widow" is a member of Parliament and a former Toronto city councillor.


Yes but the contrast wouldn't have been funny

/douchemitter
 
2014-03-12 02:36:35 PM  
is she hot?
 
2014-03-12 05:29:28 PM  
I'd say he would eat her up in this race but he only eats at home.
 
2014-03-12 05:32:34 PM  

grokca: I'd say he would eat her up in this race but he only eats at home.


he does have more than enough...
 
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