sat1va: Did the DJ get fired?
Valiente: Got 30 seconds in before the creeping sense I was wasting my time fully manifested.
Gulper Eel: If the woman doesn't like Lyle Lovett, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast.
iron_city_ap: Julia Roberts has seen him naked.
Gulper Eel: iron_city_ap: Julia Roberts has seen him naked.Lyle Lovett has got to be the world's most unlikely chick magnet.
Kevin Lomax: Gulper Eel: iron_city_ap: Julia Roberts has seen him naked.Lyle Lovett has got to be the world's most unlikely chick magnet.He's easily the ugliest "famous" person. Even uglier than Buscemi. Obviously he doesn't let that hinder his pimp game as he seems to do well with the ladies.But he's an ugly farker.
jst3p: Kieth Richards and Mick Jagger would like a word with you.
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