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(KWQC Quad Cities)   Armed robber strikes Domino's Pizza at 11:30 AM. Management says the thief stole around $10 from them   (kwqc.com ) divider line
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2014-03-12 01:54:42 AM  
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2014-03-12 01:32:22 AM  
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TomD9938: The suspect was wearing all black clothing

and had a black bandana covering his face.

the suspect displayed a small black handgun


That suspect sure likes black.


Then he's gonna LOOOOOOOVE prison.
2014-03-12 02:03:04 AM  
1 vote:
Pizza Hut pizza is gross, I only eat pizza from a Sbarros.
2014-03-12 01:40:23 AM  
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tripleseven: I never understood criminal logic.

My brother is a cop, and during one of the times I spoke with him, he as a detective, investigating fraud.  I found it interesting, so I would occasionally ask him about his most recent arrests.

It shocked me to learn, most people committing fraud, or outright stealing from their employers made off with less than 10K.  Some as little as 2k.  Then they were caught, and served felony prison sentences.

I'd always thought, if you're facing felony charges for theft or fraud GO farkING BIG, NOTHING LESS THAN 5 MILLION SO YOU CAN DISAPPEAR AFTERWARDS.

I don't get it.


If your brother is ever investigating The Case of The Missing Commas, I think I know where he'll find them.
 
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