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(RealClear)   San Francisco 49ers sign Jonathan Martin despite concerns he may not understand the warriors' code   (realclear.com) divider line 47
    More: Followup, San Francisco 49ers, San Francisco, dolphins, Kevin O'Neill, offensive line coach, Richie Incognito, Jim Harbaugh, left tackle  
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2014-03-11 11:16:24 PM  
And the city promptly bursts into flames.  Coincidence?
 
2014-03-11 11:19:11 PM  

Anderson's Pooper: And the city promptly bursts into flames.  Coincidence?


San Francisco was pretty flaming to begin with. I think Martin will fit right in.
 
2014-03-11 11:26:00 PM  
Wasn't there some Farker in these threads who swore Incognito would be signed again before Martin? Yeah I thought there was.
 
2014-03-12 12:13:50 AM  
Would be awesome if they signed Richie too. Stupid but awesome.
 
2014-03-12 12:19:44 AM  
Non-story. The Warriors play a different sport across the bay. Their code is irrelevant to the Niners.
 
2014-03-12 12:57:54 AM  
Manic Incognito twitter meltdown in 5...4...
 
2014-03-12 01:34:46 AM  
I have a hunch that Harbaugh will make him cry at some point.
 
2014-03-12 02:09:55 AM  
49ers suck. Football is the ultimate alpha male sport. It's for the toughest and strongest, both physically and mentally. These men live by a warriors code, something Martin probably cannot begin to understand.
 
2014-03-12 02:24:02 AM  
As long as he burns that old man he'll be accepted.
 
2014-03-12 02:28:21 AM  
I hope he's able to turn things around and get his life back on track with this fresh start.
 
2014-03-12 02:33:44 AM  

Confabulat: Wasn't there some Farker in these threads who swore Incognito would be signed again before Martin? Yeah I thought there was.


Probably the same Farker who kept proclaiming that Johnathan Vilma would never play another down in the NFL again in the Bountygate threads. But I'm not naming names.
 
2014-03-12 04:32:21 AM  
guys a worker.


respect it.
 
2014-03-12 04:33:31 AM  
oh damn, thought they signed incognito!!
 
2014-03-12 05:59:15 AM  

Mark Ratner: 49ers suck. Football is the ultimate alpha male sport. It's for the toughest and strongest, both physically and mentally. These men live by a warriors code, something Martin probably cannot begin to understand.


Incognito is an ignorant, racist bully - not sure how that's a better (or more productive) "code".

If you're trolling, I give you a 3/10 - maybe 3.5
 
2014-03-12 07:02:42 AM  

Bolo Jungle: Mark Ratner: 49ers suck. Football is the ultimate alpha male sport. It's for the toughest and strongest, both physically and mentally. These men live by a warriors code, something Martin probably cannot begin to understand.

Incognito is an ignorant, racist bully - not sure how that's a better (or more productive) "code".

If you're trolling, I give you a 3/10 - maybe 3.5


Dude, do you seriously not understand the warriors code joke? How long have you been here?
 
2014-03-12 07:05:09 AM  
He played for Harbaugh at Stanford.  Makes sense.
 
2014-03-12 07:17:45 AM  

Confabulat: Wasn't there some Farker in these threads who swore Incognito would be signed again before Martin? Yeah I thought there was.


Yeah and I think he bet a bunch of people TF if Martin would be signed before incognito.
 
2014-03-12 07:49:58 AM  

steamingpile: Confabulat: Wasn't there some Farker in these threads who swore Incognito would be signed again before Martin? Yeah I thought there was.

Yeah and I think he bet a bunch of people TF if Martin would be signed before incognito.


OMG SOMEONE ON THE NINERS ENGINEERED THIS JUST FOR THE TF SUBSCRIPTION!

corq: Manic Incognito Twitter Meltdown


They're playing at Cat's Cradle in a few weeks.
 
2014-03-12 08:27:22 AM  

AntonChigger: Bolo Jungle: Mark Ratner: 49ers suck. Football is the ultimate alpha male sport. It's for the toughest and strongest, both physically and mentally. These men live by a warriors code, something Martin probably cannot begin to understand.

Incognito is an ignorant, racist bully - not sure how that's a better (or more productive) "code".

If you're trolling, I give you a 3/10 - maybe 3.5

Dude, do you seriously not understand the warriors code joke? How long have you been here?


Joke? You'll have to forgive someone for not understanding how something as completely devoid of humor as that tired warriors code shiat is a joke. Not everyone keeps up with the cool kids Fark lingo, so seeing that for the first time would certainly lead to surprise when you tell them it's a joke.

/it's like Fark operates under a neck beard code that you wouldn't understand, you see, it's only for the most mentally disturbed and physically inept. People on the outside can't begin to understand how funny Farkers think they are.
 
2014-03-12 08:28:27 AM  

Kevin Lomax: Joke? You'll have to forgive someone for not understanding how something as completely devoid of humor as that tired warriors code shiat is a joke. Not everyone keeps up with the cool kids Fark lingo, so seeing that for the first time would certainly lead to surprise when you tell them it's a joke.


Is that you, Richie?
 
2014-03-12 08:34:18 AM  

Confabulat: Wasn't there some Farker in these threads who swore Incognito would be signed again before Martin? Yeah I thought there was.


Don't know which thread you're referring to, but Incognito is fairly highly regarded for his on-the-field performance, almost as much as he is regarded as an asshole off the field. Not unreasonable to think he'd get a look before a fairly unproven second-year player.
 
2014-03-12 08:37:46 AM  

Mark Ratner: 49ers suck. Football is the ultimate alpha male sport. It's for the toughest and strongest, both physically and mentally. These men live by a warriors code, something Martin probably cannot begin to understand.


Alpha male sport with lots of latent homosexuality.  I sense a lot of players are actively trying to repress some feelings.

/NTTIAWWT
 
2014-03-12 08:54:14 AM  

Bolo Jungle: Mark Ratner: 49ers suck. Football is the ultimate alpha male sport. It's for the toughest and strongest, both physically and mentally. These men live by a warriors code, something Martin probably cannot begin to understand.

Incognito is an ignorant, racist bully - not sure how that's a better (or more productive) "code".

If you're trolling, I give you a 3/10 - maybe 3.5


LOL, I think Mark Ratner automatically gets upgraded to a 10/10 for triggering that response.
 
2014-03-12 09:04:28 AM  

Arkanaut: Confabulat: Wasn't there some Farker in these threads who swore Incognito would be signed again before Martin? Yeah I thought there was.

Don't know which thread you're referring to, but Incognito is fairly highly regarded for his on-the-field performance, almost as much as he is regarded as an asshole off the field. Not unreasonable to think he'd get a look before a fairly unproven second-year player.


Isnt he most known for being a dirty player on the field?
 
2014-03-12 09:11:38 AM  

Arkanaut: Confabulat: Wasn't there some Farker in these threads who swore Incognito would be signed again before Martin? Yeah I thought there was.

Don't know which thread you're referring to, but Incognito is fairly highly regarded for his on-the-field performance, almost as much as he is regarded as an asshole off the field. Not unreasonable to think he'd get a look before a fairly unproven second-year player.


I know this was already pointed out but it bears repeating. Dick was already known for being as much of a jerk on the field long before any of this happened. He even openly bragged about it. It'll take a very, VERY stupid GM to overlook that track record.
 
2014-03-12 09:27:58 AM  

Gunny Highway: Arkanaut: Confabulat: Wasn't there some Farker in these threads who swore Incognito would be signed again before Martin? Yeah I thought there was.

Don't know which thread you're referring to, but Incognito is fairly highly regarded for his on-the-field performance, almost as much as he is regarded as an asshole off the field. Not unreasonable to think he'd get a look before a fairly unproven second-year player.

Isnt he most known for being a dirty player on the field?


Yeah, but sometimes you want that.  You know it's all ass-grabbing and dick-punching down there in the trenches.
 
2014-03-12 09:35:47 AM  
Mark Ratner: 49ers suck. Football is the ultimate alpha male sport. It's for the toughest and strongest, both physically and mentally. These men live by a warriors code, something Martin probably cannot begin to understand.

Incognito is an ignorant, racist bully - not sure how that's a better (or more productive) "code".

If you're trolling, I give you a 3/10 - maybe 3.5

Dude, do you seriously not understand the warriors code joke? How long have you been here?



he cannot possibly begin to understand
 
2014-03-12 09:36:07 AM  

Arkanaut: Gunny Highway: Arkanaut: Confabulat: Wasn't there some Farker in these threads who swore Incognito would be signed again before Martin? Yeah I thought there was.

Don't know which thread you're referring to, but Incognito is fairly highly regarded for his on-the-field performance, almost as much as he is regarded as an asshole off the field. Not unreasonable to think he'd get a look before a fairly unproven second-year player.

Isnt he most known for being a dirty player on the field?

Yeah, but sometimes you want that.  You know it's all ass-grabbing and dick-punching down there in the trenches.


art.penny-arcade.com
 
2014-03-12 09:56:21 AM  

AntonChigger: Arkanaut: Gunny Highway: Arkanaut: Confabulat: Wasn't there some Farker in these threads who swore Incognito would be signed again before Martin? Yeah I thought there was.

Don't know which thread you're referring to, but Incognito is fairly highly regarded for his on-the-field performance, almost as much as he is regarded as an asshole off the field. Not unreasonable to think he'd get a look before a fairly unproven second-year player.

Isnt he most known for being a dirty player on the field?

Yeah, but sometimes you want that.  You know it's all ass-grabbing and dick-punching down there in the trenches.

[art.penny-arcade.com image 800x468]


Funny thing is Jon Jones called out Incognito, although jokingly. Then again, Jones would make Incognito his girlfriend in a real fight.
 
2014-03-12 10:02:47 AM  

Kevin Lomax: /it's like Fark operates under a neck beard code that you wouldn't understand, you see, it's only for the most mentally disturbed and physically inept. People on the outside can't begin to understand how funny Farkers think they are.



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2014-03-12 10:05:41 AM  
Anyway, decent move by the 49ers. Lost in all the bullying commotion is the fact that Martin has sucked ass on the field; he seems to be a tweener, not physical enough for RT but not quite agile enough to handle LT. But there's virtually zero risk involved, and maybe he can develop into an adequate swing backup.
 
2014-03-12 10:18:03 AM  

rjakobi: Arkanaut: Confabulat: Wasn't there some Farker in these threads who swore Incognito would be signed again before Martin? Yeah I thought there was.

Don't know which thread you're referring to, but Incognito is fairly highly regarded for his on-the-field performance, almost as much as he is regarded as an asshole off the field. Not unreasonable to think he'd get a look before a fairly unproven second-year player.

I know this was already pointed out but it bears repeating. Dick was already known for being as much of a jerk on the field long before any of this happened. He even openly bragged about it. It'll take a very, VERY stupid GM to overlook that track record.


Sooooo....Incognito to Dallas or Washington in 3...2...
 
2014-03-12 10:18:42 AM  

Kevin Lomax: AntonChigger: Bolo Jungle: Mark Ratner: 49ers suck. Football is the ultimate alpha male sport. It's for the toughest and strongest, both physically and mentally. These men live by a warriors code, something Martin probably cannot begin to understand.

Incognito is an ignorant, racist bully - not sure how that's a better (or more productive) "code".

If you're trolling, I give you a 3/10 - maybe 3.5

Dude, do you seriously not understand the warriors code joke? How long have you been here?

Joke? You'll have to forgive someone for not understanding how something as completely devoid of humor as that tired warriors code shiat is a joke. Not everyone keeps up with the cool kids Fark lingo, so seeing that for the first time would certainly lead to surprise when you tell them it's a joke.

/it's like Fark operates under a neck beard code that you wouldn't understand, you see, it's only for the most mentally disturbed and physically inept. People on the outside can't begin to understand how funny Farkers think they are.


Don't play devil's advocate. Warrior's code will never not be funny.
 
2014-03-12 10:26:04 AM  

someonelse: Kevin Lomax: AntonChigger: Bolo Jungle: Mark Ratner: 49ers suck. Football is the ultimate alpha male sport. It's for the toughest and strongest, both physically and mentally. These men live by a warriors code, something Martin probably cannot begin to understand.

Incognito is an ignorant, racist bully - not sure how that's a better (or more productive) "code".

If you're trolling, I give you a 3/10 - maybe 3.5

Dude, do you seriously not understand the warriors code joke? How long have you been here?

Joke? You'll have to forgive someone for not understanding how something as completely devoid of humor as that tired warriors code shiat is a joke. Not everyone keeps up with the cool kids Fark lingo, so seeing that for the first time would certainly lead to surprise when you tell them it's a joke.

/it's like Fark operates under a neck beard code that you wouldn't understand, you see, it's only for the most mentally disturbed and physically inept. People on the outside can't begin to understand how funny Farkers think they are.

Don't play devil's advocate. Warrior's code will never not be funny.


It's really not that funny.

/Been on fark for awhile now
 
2014-03-12 10:56:07 AM  

Super Chronic: Anyway, decent move by the 49ers. Lost in all the bullying commotion is the fact that Martin has sucked ass on the field; he seems to be a tweener, not physical enough for RT but not quite agile enough to handle LT. But there's virtually zero risk involved, and maybe he can develop into an adequate swing backup.


it's the perfect situation for him in any case being back with Harbaugh
 
2014-03-12 12:18:08 PM  
Forget the 49ers. At best, they're third in their division for the upcoming season - fourth, depending on how well St Louis improves.
 
2014-03-12 12:20:17 PM  

AdamK: Super Chronic: Anyway, decent move by the 49ers. Lost in all the bullying commotion is the fact that Martin has sucked ass on the field; he seems to be a tweener, not physical enough for RT but not quite agile enough to handle LT. But there's virtually zero risk involved, and maybe he can develop into an adequate swing backup.

it's the perfect situation for him in any case being back with Harbaugh


Don't know about that part; is there any evidence that anyone who's ever played for Harbaugh actually likes him and wants to play for him again?
 
2014-03-12 12:23:00 PM  

Super Chronic: AdamK: Super Chronic: Anyway, decent move by the 49ers. Lost in all the bullying commotion is the fact that Martin has sucked ass on the field; he seems to be a tweener, not physical enough for RT but not quite agile enough to handle LT. But there's virtually zero risk involved, and maybe he can develop into an adequate swing backup.

it's the perfect situation for him in any case being back with Harbaugh

Don't know about that part; is there any evidence that anyone who's ever played for Harbaugh actually likes him and wants to play for him again?


i think a lot of guys would prefer to put up with some shiat if the locker room is better and the team actually tries to win

the whole whining over harbaugh comes off as being spoiled tbh
 
2014-03-12 12:27:22 PM  
Good fit for Martin.  The 9ers have been bullied by the Seahawks for the past couple of seasons...
 
2014-03-12 12:41:49 PM  

Arkanaut: Confabulat: Wasn't there some Farker in these threads who swore Incognito would be signed again before Martin? Yeah I thought there was.

Don't know which thread you're referring to, but Incognito is fairly highly regarded for his on-the-field performance, almost as much as he is regarded as an asshole off the field. Not unreasonable to think he'd get a look before a fairly unproven second-year player.


The 49ers also traded a conditional 7th rounder. If Martin isn't on the 53 man roster to open the season, the Dolphins have to give the pick back. Irrespective of the lockerroom, Martin's general play over the last few years was awful and the 49ers talent/depth at OT is pretty solid. It wouldn't surprise me if he got cut, and Incognito got picked up for cheap. Incognito is a decent guard. It also wouldn't surprise me if they got rid of one of the backup OTs and kept Martin.

I mean they did just trade for Blaine Gabbert. That's gotta be the 2nd most difficult reclamation project of all time.
 
2014-03-12 12:55:54 PM  

The_Sponge: I have a hunch that Harbaugh will make him cry at some point.

This seems more like a make-good to Harbaugh after threatening to trade him to the Browns. Let him help out an old buddy, at virtually no cost, to see if he can make a legit player out of him. But yeah, Harbaugh is either going to crush him or turn him into an All-Pro. Guess we'll find out quickly either way.
 
2014-03-12 01:04:55 PM  

Bolo Jungle: Mark Ratner: 49ers suck. Football is the ultimate alpha male sport. It's for the toughest and strongest, both physically and mentally. These men live by a warriors code, something Martin probably cannot begin to understand.

Incognito is an ignorant, racist bully - not sure how that's a better (or more productive) "code".

If you're trolling, I give you a 3/10 - maybe 3.5


Did this really just happen?  Unbelievable!

/the warrior's code is hilarious
//a scrawny weakling like you couldn't begin to understand
 
2014-03-12 01:46:45 PM  
Maybe the 49ers know how to act like professionals, not teenage douchebags.
 
2014-03-12 01:57:57 PM  

Brakefornobody: Forget the 49ers. At best, they're third in their division for the upcoming season - fourth, depending on how well St Louis improves.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
 
2014-03-12 02:01:54 PM  
Harbaugh missed that sweet, sweet lovin' from the college "experimental" years at Stanford.
 
2014-03-12 02:20:12 PM  

bingethinker: Maybe the 49ers know how to act like professionals, not teenage douchebags.



Too bad their coach is the ultimate douchebag:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlIq_kYuhI0
 
2014-03-12 06:23:25 PM  

Kevin Lomax: AntonChigger: Bolo Jungle: Mark Ratner: 49ers suck. Football is the ultimate alpha male sport. It's for the toughest and strongest, both physically and mentally. These men live by a warriors code, something Martin probably cannot begin to understand.

Incognito is an ignorant, racist bully - not sure how that's a better (or more productive) "code".

If you're trolling, I give you a 3/10 - maybe 3.5

Dude, do you seriously not understand the warriors code joke? How long have you been here?

Joke? You'll have to forgive someone for not understanding how something as completely devoid of humor as that tired warriors code shiat is a joke. Not everyone keeps up with the cool kids Fark lingo, so seeing that for the first time would certainly lead to surprise when you tell them it's a joke.

/it's like Fark operates under a neck beard code that you wouldn't understand, you see, it's only for the most mentally disturbed and physically inept. People on the outside can't begin to understand how funny Farkers think they are.


You sound like you would be fun at parties.
 
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