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(Daily Mail)   It's spring in Canada, which means you can't even turn around without without running into a ball of hundreds of writhing snakes bigger than your head trying desperately to mate with a single female. Warning: link has snakes   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 22
    More: Scary, Canadians, Manitoba, Rich Peverley, Narcisse Snake Dens, Camille Donatacci  
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2014-03-12 12:16:02 AM  
12 votes:
Awww. It's kind of like TotalFark.
2014-03-12 02:42:36 AM  
3 votes:
l.wigflip.com
/o hai!
2014-03-12 05:01:11 AM  
2 votes:
Fark is not your personal slitherotica site.
2014-03-12 12:23:39 AM  
2 votes:
media1.break.com
2014-03-12 12:21:36 AM  
2 votes:

farkingismybusiness: Awww. It's kind of like TotalFark.


i.huffpost.com
2014-03-11 11:42:03 PM  
2 votes:
Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes...
2014-03-11 11:26:52 PM  
2 votes:

Dragonflew: How can you tell she's single?


She's not wearing a ring?
She's still putting out?
She's still thin?
2014-03-12 10:55:05 AM  
1 votes:

washington-babylon: semiotix: [l.wigflip.com image 634x353]
/o hai!

Since that would translate to "Oh Yes!" repeated by all the snakes in the snake orgy, that would probably mark the first time that phrase has been used correctly on FARK.


That's doubly true, because as far as I can tell, only tentacular-shaped things enjoy Japanese sex.
2014-03-12 10:15:01 AM  
1 votes:

semiotix: [l.wigflip.com image 634x353]
/o hai!


Since that would translate to "Oh Yes!" repeated by all the snakes in the snake orgy, that would probably mark the first time that phrase has been used correctly on FARK.
2014-03-12 09:38:05 AM  
1 votes:

MythDragon: What's worse than a snake?
[www.aussiepythons.com image 574x768]
Snake ticks.


Hup, hup, bleeeeegggggahhh.
2014-03-12 09:16:44 AM  
1 votes:
Asps, very dangerous. You go first.
2014-03-12 03:26:54 AM  
1 votes:

Baron Krelve: farkingismybusiness: Awww. It's kind of like TotalFark.

Bet the female snake has an amazon wishlist


i.imgur.com
2014-03-12 02:49:28 AM  
1 votes:

Taima: I can't believe there is anyone that is scared of a little garter snake.  The worst thing they will do it poop on you.

/but farkin' A it stinks!!!


They're still SNAKES, GODDAMMIT!!!!!! ;)
2014-03-12 02:30:11 AM  
1 votes:
I went on an overnight horseback trip when I was a kid. While my family was setting up camp, I wandered to the nearby lakeside, and saw a snake! Then two snakes, then five, then twenty, and then at the water's edge I saw what looked like a bowling ball made entirely of snakes. So, I picked it up, carried it back to the middle of camp. Pulled in a deep breath, and screamed.

Sigh, good times.
2014-03-12 01:18:20 AM  
1 votes:
A single red-sided garter snake den, and the ensuing sexual display, can contain up to 10,000 snakes

Hey Bob, I think the best way for you to overcome your snake phobia is to confront a few of them. Just step on in there...
2014-03-12 01:17:58 AM  
1 votes:
Snake? Snake? Snaaaake!

i.imgur.com
2014-03-12 01:10:34 AM  
1 votes:
I love the sexy slither of a lady snake.  Ohhhhh, baby.
storage.canoe.ca
2014-03-12 01:09:35 AM  
1 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com
2014-03-12 12:36:22 AM  
1 votes:
This takes some of the attention off us.

images.nationalgeographic.com
2014-03-12 12:30:02 AM  
1 votes:
Watchoutforsnakes.

www.shameface.com
2014-03-12 12:16:38 AM  
1 votes:

meow said the dog: Psst. Not just Canada. You are welcome.


That is quite possibly the most coherent thing I've seen you say.

And I trust nothing from Canada. They are too nice, nobody is that nice unless they are hiding something. I bet their snakes apologize too!
/Blame Canada
2014-03-11 11:06:36 PM  
1 votes:
How can you tell she's single?
 
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