NorthernMT: Simple solution. Don't close the school. Give the first three kids to show up mops. The next three get to set chairs and whatnot back up. The seventh kid through the doors gets to tell everyone what the mystery meat for the day is in the cafeteria.
Mark Ratner: Who won? The dogs or the deer?
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