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(Washington Post)   Southern Middle School outside D.C. was closed yesterday due to A) budget cuts, B) snow, C) on-going cleanup of the gory carnage left by an overnight war between two dogs and three deer   ( divider line
    More: Scary, Southern Middle School, Closed Mondays, Bob Mosier, dog attacks  
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2014-03-12 03:24:26 AM  
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I am surprised, though, that the police didn't shoot the dogs, especially since neither of them were wearing collars.
2014-03-12 02:27:45 AM  
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NorthernMT: Simple solution.  Don't close the school.  Give the first three kids to show up mops.  The next three get to set chairs and whatnot back up.  The seventh kid through the doors gets to tell everyone what the mystery meat for the day is in the cafeteria.

Better yet just squeegee the whole mess into the biology classroom and make a day of it.
2014-03-12 02:17:10 AM  
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Mark Ratner: Who won? The dogs or the deer?

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