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(NBC Bay Area)   6 alarm fire in San Francisco. Live coverage   (nbcbayarea.com) divider line 23
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2014-03-11 10:19:09 PM  
8 votes:
SF is flaming more than usual

/veal etc.
2014-03-11 10:21:05 PM  
4 votes:
Hot stuff coming through
2014-03-11 11:13:33 PM  
3 votes:
The man on the street questioned Sweet Brown and shd said:

Ain't nobody got time for that
Ain't nobody got time for that
Ain't nobody got time, ain't nobody got time
Ain't nobody got time for that
Well, I woke up to go get me a cold pop
Then I thought somebody was BBQing
I said, "Oh, lord Jesus it's a fire!"
Then I ran out, I didn't grab no shoes or nothing Jesus
I ran for my life
Ain't nobody got time for that
Ain't nobody got time for that
Ain't nobody got time, ain't nobody got time
Ain't nobody got time for that
I said, "Oh, lord Jesus it's a fire."
I said, "Oh, lord Jesus it's a fire."
I said, "Oh, lord Jesus it's a fire."
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, it's a fire.
I said, "Oh, lord Jesus it's a fire."
I said, "Oh, lord Jesus it's a fire."
I said, "Oh, lord Jesus it's a fire."
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.
Ain't nobody got time for that
Ain't nobody got time for that
Ain't nobody got time, ain't nobody got time
Ain't nobody got time for that
2014-03-11 10:27:09 PM  
3 votes:
Maybe if they had built more wells, and put the structures a full space apart.
2014-03-12 02:25:53 AM  
2 votes:
As daylight waned, the flames calmed and the smoke turned from black to white.

So the good news is, San Francisco has a new pope.
2014-03-11 11:06:40 PM  
2 votes:
How alarmed should we be?

Fark: 6 alarm fire
URL: 2 alarm fire
Headline: massive blaze
Article: multiple alarm fire

Glad we cleared that up.
2014-03-11 10:47:49 PM  
2 votes:
We have done the finding of the plane of Malaysia.
2014-03-11 10:27:24 PM  
2 votes:
It's not like they have a history of complete devastation by fire, so no biggie.
2014-03-11 10:18:00 PM  
2 votes:
Shostie : Huh. I didn't realize there was such a thing as a 6-alarm fire. I thought they topped out at 5. Like hurricanes.

Nahh this is west coast, so it's probably more like earthquakes ... where each step up on the scale means a fire 10x as intense as the previous level.
2014-03-12 01:08:58 AM  
1 votes:
www.fattycue.com
2014-03-11 11:41:25 PM  
1 votes:
static2.wikia.nocookie.net
2014-03-11 11:27:43 PM  
1 votes:
static.ddmcdn.com

Suspect considered a serial arsonist responsible for at least one other major blaze in another city
2014-03-11 11:27:10 PM  
1 votes:

violentsalvation: How many alarms do they have? I thought the scale topped out at five.


Gentrification!
2014-03-11 11:25:02 PM  
1 votes:
Maybe for a short time the entire city of Frisco won't smell like piss and shiat.
2014-03-11 11:02:26 PM  
1 votes:
Homer: Five-alarm chili, eh?
Ned: Uh-huh.
Homer: [eats some] One, two... hey, what's the big idea?
Ned: Oh, I admit it. It's only two-alarm, two-and-a-half, tops. I just wanted to be a big man in front of the kids.
Todd: Daddy? Are you going to jail?
Ned: We'll see, son. We'll see.
-- "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer"
2014-03-11 10:57:56 PM  
1 votes:
Well, I have TEN LLAMAS right here
s29.postimg.org
Beat you by four..
2014-03-11 10:42:49 PM  
1 votes:
stand still there's a spark in your hair
2014-03-11 10:40:17 PM  
1 votes:
v4s1.yimg.com
2014-03-11 10:28:02 PM  
1 votes:
Found the number. The tire fire was 106-alarm. It took ten counties' worth of fire departments to put the damn thing out.
2014-03-11 10:27:00 PM  
1 votes:
Did the gays bring their hot dogs?
2014-03-11 10:21:32 PM  
1 votes:
I knew San Francisco is flaming but this is ridicules.
2014-03-11 10:19:24 PM  
1 votes:
Praying for Omarion....
2014-03-11 10:14:47 PM  
1 votes:
Did the hipsters revolt against google finally?
 
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