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2014-03-11 08:45:09 PM
Never heard of him.
 
2014-03-11 09:01:15 PM
Huh. Things just changed suddenly. I feel like I'm caught in a Tachyon rift.

Did someone reverse the polarity?
 
2014-03-11 09:02:19 PM

Shostie: Huh. Things just changed suddenly. I feel like I'm caught in a Tachyon rift.

Did someone reverse the polarity?


Submitter felt this was newsflash-worthy. Admin disagreed.
 
2014-03-11 09:06:45 PM

Moderator: Shostie: Huh. Things just changed suddenly. I feel like I'm caught in a Tachyon rift.

Did someone reverse the polarity?

Submitter felt this was newsflash-worthy. Admin disagreed.


SOMEONE VENT THE WARP PLASMA THROUGH THE DEFLECTOR ARRAY!
 
2014-03-11 09:10:09 PM

Shostie: Moderator: Shostie: Huh. Things just changed suddenly. I feel like I'm caught in a Tachyon rift.

Did someone reverse the polarity?

Submitter felt this was newsflash-worthy. Admin disagreed.

SOMEONE VENT THE WARP PLASMA THROUGH THE DEFLECTOR ARRAY!


Wait, is Fark even a Zeus-class ship?!
 
2014-03-11 09:59:41 PM
Star Trek: Into Drunkness
 
2014-03-11 10:10:04 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-11 10:14:09 PM

Shostie: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]


Heh

/it's grrr-een
 
2014-03-11 11:39:21 PM
I'd like to start an official protest against the term "drink driving", it makes no sense.  Drinking and driving, fine.  Drunk driving, or driving while drunk, that works too.  Drink driving? Driving while drink?  It just sounds wrong.

/I can't be the only one bothered by this
//well, probably not
///maybe
 
2014-03-11 11:54:07 PM
Celebrated Hollywood actor Chris Pine

Nothing against Pine, but I wouldn't go that far.


Shostie: Moderator: Shostie: Huh. Things just changed suddenly. I feel like I'm caught in a Tachyon rift.

Did someone reverse the polarity?

Submitter felt this was newsflash-worthy. Admin disagreed.

SOMEONE VENT THE WARP PLASMA THROUGH THE DEFLECTOR ARRAY!


I'm done reconfoobling the energymotron. Or whatever...
 
2014-03-12 12:30:41 AM
Is drink driving worse than drunk driving?
 
2014-03-12 12:35:56 AM

TV's Vinnie: Is drink driving worse than drunk driving?


The first one to me sounds like a work in progress. So I'd say better, as I'm the type that sometimes enjoys the journey more than the destination.
 
2014-03-12 12:41:51 AM

timujin: I'd like to start an official protest against the term "drink driving", it makes no sense.  Drinking and driving, fine.  Drunk driving, or driving while drunk, that works too.  Drink driving? Driving while drink?  It just sounds wrong.

/I can't be the only one bothered by this
//well, probably not
///maybe


That's b/c the English suck at speaking English.
 
2014-03-12 12:46:24 AM
theblacksheeponline.com
 
2014-03-12 12:46:48 AM

TV's Vinnie: Is drink driving worse than drunk driving?


Damn right it is.  You might spill your beer
 
2014-03-12 12:47:07 AM
Into Darkness is code for blacking out. Makes perfect sense.
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Too bad it's damned near impossible to black out from Bud.
 
2014-03-12 12:49:07 AM

Smeggy Smurf: TV's Vinnie: Is drink driving worse than drunk driving?

Damn right it is.  You might spill your beer


I say don't drink and drive
You might spill your drink
Before you get behind the wheel, just stop & think
You can take your chances
But there's so much to lose
Another bumpy road,
There's so much wasted booze 

I'm not so worried
About how many I kill
I'm much more concerned
With how much beer I spill

35% of accidents
Are cause by pixilated
The other 65% are not
Alcohol related
What does this tell us
About the drunk drivers
They seem to have a
Better record than
the sober team
 
2014-03-12 12:54:57 AM
Red alert, my glass has gone dry!
You better beam me up another shot of "No Kill I"!
 
2014-03-12 01:01:00 AM
Even the photo of him at the bar has lens flare.
 
2014-03-12 01:04:27 AM
For a rich, pretty and popular actor in two money making franchises this is the non-celeb equivalent of me stubbing my toe on the corner of my bed last night.
 
2014-03-12 01:15:03 AM
He drank because he had to let the Wookie Win
 
2014-03-12 01:15:28 AM
big whoop, Sulu's the one who actually drives the ship anyways.
 
2014-03-12 01:16:02 AM
He blackout into darkness.
 
2014-03-12 01:46:24 AM

Representative of the unwashed masses: big whoop, Sulu's the one who actually drives the ship anyways.


burimyufan85.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-03-12 02:26:50 AM
Chris Pine is facing a charge for allegedly drink-driving while in New Zealand


Police grew suspicious when they saw him driving on the correct side of the road.
 
2014-03-12 02:47:48 AM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-03-12 03:53:39 AM
Did the police have their Tasers set on stun?
 
2014-03-12 04:37:38 AM
Synthehol... Not even once.
 
2014-03-12 04:40:06 AM

Trocadero: timujin: I'd like to start an official protest against the term "drink driving", it makes no sense.  Drinking and driving, fine.  Drunk driving, or driving while drunk, that works too.  Drink driving? Driving while drink?  It just sounds wrong.

/I can't be the only one bothered by this
//well, probably not
///maybe

That's b/c the English suck at speaking English.


While that's true the English are not relevant to the article. It's New Zealand and they're even more inarticulate than the English.
 
2014-03-12 04:54:25 AM

Shostie: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]


hic. we are done here. hic.
 
2014-03-12 05:36:51 AM
It's not his first arrest by a traffic cop either.

pics.imcdb.org
 
2014-03-12 07:41:25 AM
"Drink driving" is what the guy behind the wheel of the beer delivery truck does.
 
2014-03-12 09:38:29 AM

Troy McClure: Even the photo of him at the bar has lens flare.


And there you go.

Check out my docking maneuver, honey!

photos.laineygossip.com
 
2014-03-12 10:11:17 AM

timujin: I'd like to start an official protest against the term "drink driving", it makes no sense.  Drinking and driving, fine.  Drunk driving, or driving while drunk, that works too.  Drink driving? Driving while drink?  It just sounds wrong.

/I can't be the only one bothered by this
//well, probably not
///maybe


Never heard it before, but it already bothers the shiat out of me. I thought that maybe it was an accident until I saw i in the article over and over. What's the point of it?
 
2014-03-12 10:14:23 AM
Pine was "cruisy" and "well-spoken". He did not appear intoxicated, Crawford said.

He was looking for gay sex in public restrooms?
 
2014-03-12 10:18:19 AM

Mikey1969: Pine was "cruisy" and "well-spoken". He did not appear intoxicated, Crawford said.

He was looking for gay sex in public restrooms?



subversify.com

/somehow appropriate...
 
2014-03-12 10:20:55 AM
He was in an LA production of The Lieutenant Of Innishmore, I was really hoping that meant it was going to be made into a film.

/still waiting
 
2014-03-12 10:23:11 AM

timujin: I'd like to start an official protest against the term "drink driving", it makes no sense.  Drinking and driving, fine.  Drunk driving, or driving while drunk, that works too.  Drink driving? Driving while drink?  It just sounds wrong.

/I can't be the only one bothered by this
//well, probably not
///maybe


Instead of using the adjective "drunk" driving, they are using the the present participle form of the verb. We do it often:

copy/paste instead of copying/pasting (present participle)

drink/drive instead of drinking and driving is the same thing, and easily becomes drink driving.
 
2014-03-12 11:02:07 AM

timujin: I'd like to start an official protest against the term "drink driving", it makes no sense.  Drinking and driving, fine.  Drunk driving, or driving while drunk, that works too.  Drink driving? Driving while drink?  It just sounds wrong.

/I can't be the only one bothered by this
//well, probably not
///maybe


You are not alone.
 
2014-03-12 11:35:41 AM
Came for slowclap.jpg because I think subby did an awesome job. Leaving sad and bitter
 
2014-03-12 11:49:50 AM

Shostie: Huh. Things just changed suddenly. I feel like I'm caught in a Tachyon rift.

Did someone reverse the polarity?


Somebody crossed the streams, total protonic reversal.

Oh wait wrong franchise
 
2014-03-12 12:50:36 PM

ScaryBottles:


We sold that stuff at the Star Trek Experience. It was horrible tasting. Goes in blue, comes out green, too.
 
2014-03-12 01:22:22 PM

timujin: I'd like to start an official protest against the term "drink driving", it makes no sense.  Drinking and driving, fine.  Drunk driving, or driving while drunk, that works too.  Drink driving? Driving while drink?  It just sounds wrong.

/I can't be the only one bothered by this
//well, probably not
///maybe


According to Wiki:
"Drunk driving (Drink driving in the UK and Australia..."

So yep, it's a country thing.  So he shouldn't be listening to his wireless while on the lift from the tube.
 
2014-03-12 01:33:10 PM
Wait until Sgt. Getraer hears about this.
 
2014-03-12 01:39:44 PM
"Celebrated Hollywood actor Chris Pine"

Celebrated?
 
2014-03-12 02:58:13 PM

TV's Vinnie: Is drink driving worse than drunk driving?


Only in countries that don't speak American.
 
2014-03-12 04:49:22 PM

fusillade762: Celebrated Hollywood actor Chris Pine

Nothing against Pine, but I wouldn't go that far.


Shostie: Moderator: Shostie: Huh. Things just changed suddenly. I feel like I'm caught in a Tachyon rift.

Did someone reverse the polarity?

Submitter felt this was newsflash-worthy. Admin disagreed.

SOMEONE VENT THE WARP PLASMA THROUGH THE DEFLECTOR ARRAY!

I'm done reconfoobling the energymotron. Or whatever...


Like a balloon and... something bad happens.
 
2014-03-12 08:59:51 PM

ThatBillmanGuy: ScaryBottles:

We sold that stuff at the Star Trek Experience. It was horrible tasting. Goes in blue, comes out green, too.


Maybe it should be illegal.

/have two bottles
//bought by two friends who went there at different times
///never went myself
////bottles still unopened.
 
2014-03-12 10:58:27 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-12 11:46:03 PM
Use the Force, Harry.
 
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