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(Mat-Su Valley Frontiersman)   "A Big Lake man was jailed Saturday for masturbating in public and attempting to impersonate a famous dead reggae musician"   (frontiersman.com) divider line 36
    More: Dumbass, Lake Man, Bob Marley, correct name, masturbators, Alaska State Troopers  
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2014-03-11 05:48:54 PM  
♫ We're fappin' (fappin') ... hope you like fappin', too ♫
 
2014-03-11 05:50:31 PM  

phlegmmo: ♫ We're fappin' (fappin') ... hope you like fappin', too ♫


GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
 
2014-03-11 06:30:11 PM  
Lake... Big Lake.
 
2014-03-11 06:32:44 PM  

clancifer: Lake... Big Lake.

Them Alaskans are creative folk.
 
2014-03-11 07:23:07 PM  
Oh Snoop...
 
2014-03-11 07:48:15 PM  
His hand and penis

*puts on sunglasses*

were definitely jammin'

/eh
//not my best
 
2014-03-11 08:25:05 PM  
No woman, no cry.

*fappa fappa fappa fappa*
 
2014-03-11 09:12:06 PM  
I was unaware that impersonating a famous dead reggae musician was a crime.
 
2014-03-11 09:20:58 PM  
Must get getting close to break up.
 
2014-03-11 09:22:02 PM  
I choked the chicken
And they say it is a citeable offense
 
2014-03-11 09:28:43 PM  
It's Bob Marley and the Wankers
 
2014-03-11 09:34:56 PM  

clancifer: Lake... Big Lake.


No, he's not retarded.
 
2014-03-11 09:35:40 PM  
Maybe he was attempting to imply that said dead reggae musician had been....whacked.
 
2014-03-11 09:40:11 PM  

Mister_poopy_pants: clancifer: Lake... Big Lake.

No, he's not retarded.


Stopped in for this. Leaving satisfied.
 
2014-03-11 09:44:07 PM  
Reggae Watts?

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-03-11 09:45:02 PM  
Desmond Dekker?
 
2014-03-11 09:52:03 PM  

Demetrius: I was unaware that impersonating a famous dead reggae musician was a crime.


It's not, but ATTEMPTING TO apparently is!
 
2014-03-11 09:56:17 PM  
Toronto's on a pretty big lake.  Is this about Rob Ford?
 
2014-03-11 09:56:17 PM  
aye remembah when we used to sit
on da govahment road and strip down
aw all nekkid and jerkin it
until dem police come by

no wankin, you guys
no wankin, you guys
 
2014-03-11 10:06:23 PM  
I (money) Shot the Sheriff?
 
2014-03-11 10:25:10 PM  
I don't want to wait in vein for your love
 
2014-03-11 10:37:53 PM  

exick: clancifer: Lake... Big Lake.
Them Alaskans are creative folk.


I've driven on Big Lake before. It's big. Not great, but big. Not huge, but big.
 
2014-03-11 10:39:31 PM  
Easy skanking?
 
2014-03-11 10:49:46 PM  

Demetrius: I was unaware that impersonating a famous dead reggae musician was a crime.


Having lived in Iowa City, Iowa during the post-Harder They Come- creepy middle aged white dread-reggae-fever years I can say without question - it should be.
 
2014-03-11 10:56:57 PM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Demetrius: I was unaware that impersonating a famous dead reggae musician was a crime.

It's not, but ATTEMPTING TO apparently is!


I got six months of community service for attempted voluntary impersonation of a famous dead reggae musician with a child across state lines.
 
2014-03-11 11:01:02 PM  
He's servin' up that hot..

s29.postimg.org
 
2014-03-11 11:20:04 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: phlegmmo: ♫ We're fappin' (fappin') ... hope you like fappin', too ♫

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!


Was gonna' say "jackin'" but that works.
 
2014-03-11 11:36:23 PM  
The Big Lake area is full of meth-heads and rednecks.
 
2014-03-11 11:48:18 PM  
i.cbc.ca

Bumbaclot!
 
2014-03-12 12:25:20 AM  
Mildly threadjacking: Is it so weird to love reggae and not be at all interested in marijuana?
 
2014-03-12 12:29:48 AM  
Welcome to Jamaica, Mon, have a nice day!
 
2014-03-12 01:32:49 AM  
images.fandango.com
some people call it the 'chicken of the cave'
 
2014-03-12 06:19:11 AM  
img3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-03-12 09:35:43 AM  
Everything's gonna be alright...
 
2014-03-12 09:53:03 AM  
Bob Marley?
static.bangordailynews.com
 
2014-03-12 02:52:14 PM  
I shot my load on the sheriiiiiiiiiif, but I didn't shoot one on the deputy.
 
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