maltedmothball: Data? checkVogon? checkall done g'night everybody/ode to a lump of grey putty was brilliant
unyon: Hey, it's Douglas Adams' birthday. We better chuck Vogon poetry into the mix too.
dennysgod: Alone I sitBroken heartedCame to shait Paid a dimeBut only farted.
Gyrfalcon: Well, first let's define "poetry," shall we? Just because it has iambic pentameter and is vaguely profound in a meaningless way doesn't mean it's "poetry."
khitsicker: What about Vogon poetry?
SpdrJay: Felis Catusis your taxonomic nomenclatureAn endothermic quadrupedcarniverous by natureYour visual, olfactory,and auditory sensesContribute to your hunting skillsand natural defenses.I find myself intriguedby your sub-vocal oscillationsA singular developmentof cat communicationsThat obviates yourbasic hedonistic predilectionFor a rhythmic stroking of your furto demonstrate affection.A tail is quite essentialfor your acrobatic talentsYou would not be so agileif you lacked its counterbalanceAnd when not being utilizedto aid in locomotionIt often serves to illustratethe state of your emotionOh Spot,e complex levels of behavior you displayDenote a fairly well developed cognitive arrayAnd though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehendI nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.
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