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(PennLive)   Like things like parmesan cheese, feta cheese, or even bologna? Those products might lose their names in the United States   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, U.S., Greek, greek yogurt, Parma, feta cheese, American Brands, Black Forest, parmesan  
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2014-03-11 09:35:00 PM  
5 votes:
Freedom Cheese Powdery
Freedom Cheese Crumbly
Freedom Meat Slicey

2014-03-11 09:24:05 PM  
4 votes:

fusillade762: Whatever. This stuff you're saying is all strained dairy product to me.

That just a curd to you?
2014-03-11 09:34:24 PM  
2 votes:
Fine. We'll just tell those Europeans to quit passing off their inferior-grade pasteurized processed cheese-food substitute as "American cheese."

Then we'll see who has the last laugh.
2014-03-11 09:26:53 PM  
2 votes:
If we had parmesan mozzarella or feta in this country, sure, that'd be annoying.  Seeing as we have only colored and flavored plastic in our supermarkets, I see no reason for outrage.
2014-03-11 07:48:12 PM  
2 votes:
My Oscar has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R!
My Oscar has a second name, it's M-A-Y-E-R!



Yes, Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, I will immediately cease and desist on the use of your trademarked name.


My processed meat discs have a first name it's the artist formerly known as O-S-C-A-R

My processed meat discs have a second name it's.....that's it, I QUIT
2014-03-11 10:10:09 PM  
1 vote:
Well, then, they have to stop ordering cheeseburgers from McDonald's with American Cheese on them. That'll teach them!
2014-03-11 10:09:51 PM  
1 vote:

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Btw I'm disappointed that there's as of yet been no "The British Sausage" references in this thread.

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Apparently it's got to be called the "Emulsified High-Fat Offal Tube."
2014-03-11 09:40:25 PM  
1 vote:
So what? They'll just add a "-style" next to the name and it's all legal again.

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2014-03-11 09:23:12 PM  
1 vote:
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"I had to legally change my name to Ray Hard Salty Sheep Cheese."
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