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(Foodbeast)   The latest Pizza Hut stuffed crust pizza filling that no one asked for: Marmite   (foodbeast.com) divider line 95
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2014-03-11 06:48:29 PM

meow said the dog: Pizza Hut got the Facebook profile of me the banning from postings on the public pages so I am hoping this is yet the further failure of the company of they.


Holy sh*t that made my head hurt.
 
2014-03-11 06:53:08 PM
guidesmedia.ign.com
 
2014-03-11 06:56:21 PM
No matter how badly you crave it, never eat Mexican food in new Zealand. Never.

/but bring me some L & P if you visit.
 
2014-03-11 06:59:56 PM
Oh ffs my English mum used to try and shove that shiat down me and my brother's throats when we were wee lads.
Recently she tried to introduce it to the grandkids.
I played along and slathered a bunch on a piece of toast and gobbled it down and tried to pretend it was as tasty as Nutella.
That lasted for about 30 seconds before I made my best trollface impression and almost had to make a chunder run to the loo.
 
2014-03-11 07:05:38 PM
It actually sounds quite good - melted mozzarella with a thin layer of Marmite. If you slather it on like Nutella it WILL taste vile, it's not intended to be eaten like that.
 
2014-03-11 07:08:01 PM

DecemberNitro: meow said the dog: Pizza Hut got the Facebook profile of me the banning from postings on the public pages so I am hoping this is yet the further failure of the company of they.

Holy sh*t that made my head hurt.


It's like Borat through a Yoda filter.

Or is it Yoda through a Borat filter.
 
2014-03-11 07:11:49 PM
I used to get sliced almonds on Pizza Hut pizzas in Toronto. Laugh if you like, but believe me, it was AMAZING. Too bad I was the only one ordering them. They are gone now off the menu now.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR......stupid pizza eaters who won't think outside the box! Figuratively I mean, not literally a pizza box.
 
2014-03-11 07:12:13 PM

i1.kym-cdn.com

 
2014-03-11 07:16:02 PM

DamnYankees: Ew. Dear god. I lived in Australia for a while, and Marmite is farking vile. To put it in a pizza is a crime against god.


as I understand it, it's considered a mortal sin by Catholics.
 
2014-03-11 07:17:52 PM

ZMugg: DecemberNitro: meow said the dog: Pizza Hut got the Facebook profile of me the banning from postings on the public pages so I am hoping this is yet the further failure of the company of they.

Holy sh*t that made my head hurt.

It's like Borat through a Yoda filter.

Or is it Yoda through a Borat filter.


Well, it is dog. Better spelling than cat, worse grammar
 
2014-03-11 07:24:07 PM
I think the people who are going "Marmite's good, but on pizza?  What are they thinking?" are missing the point that it's for the crust... the crispy chewy bit at the edge that doesn't get any cheese or sauce or other toppings.

I think a wee bit of marmite would be good on a nice toothy, gluteny pizza crust.

/olive oil and garlic kinda crust dipper, myself
 
2014-03-11 07:28:32 PM
I don't even need to read the comments here. I'm guessing it's all,

"Eeeww, Marmite? urght!!!"

and "hmm, maybe"

and "urgh no way, gross"

well, I'm here to say, screw you. It can't be that bad. Nothing done properly is that bad. I want to try it. Who wants to order me a marmite pizza? Ah, don't bother, I'm going to drunken bed in a minute. I came 3rd ina  pub quiz. I'm ashamed with myself.
 
JVD
2014-03-11 07:28:56 PM
I want it. NAO.
 
2014-03-11 07:28:59 PM
Day_Old_Dutchie: farkingismybusiness: Oak: Better idea:

[upload.wikimedia.org image 320x240]

Nice marmot.

Thanks. Just had it stuffed.

[s1.postimg.org image 720x480]


The Catholic church considers beaver to be fish
 
2014-03-11 07:30:31 PM

Caffienatedjedi: Can't be that much worse than anchovies. Either way, still sounds vile.


do you like A1 steak sauce or Caesar dressing?
 
2014-03-11 07:40:11 PM
I would have thought marmite got a better reception here on fark, being made from beer trub and all.

Personally I think it is great stuff.

Lightly butter the toast, apply ~1tsp marmite, a slice of smoked provolone, back in the toaster oven long enough to melt the cheese...

Or on german rye, with garlic butter, then it's like multicultural and such.

But I really like salty savory food stuffs, anchovies among them...

De gustibus non est disputandum and all

/me also eats Limburger so...
 
2014-03-11 07:41:59 PM

HindiDiscoMonster: Caffienatedjedi: Can't be that much worse than anchovies. Either way, still sounds vile.

do you like A1 steak sauce or Caesar dressing?


A1, yes. Caesar dressing no. I could probably chug the steak sauce, that shiat is dope.
 
2014-03-11 07:47:21 PM

Caffienatedjedi: HindiDiscoMonster: Caffienatedjedi: Can't be that much worse than anchovies. Either way, still sounds vile.

do you like A1 steak sauce or Caesar dressing?

A1, yes. Caesar dressing no. I could probably chug the steak sauce, that shiat is dope.


well, the reason I asked about those two specific things are they both contain Anchovies.

/I agree about the A1... I could chug it too... if it wasn't so damn expensive.
 
2014-03-11 07:50:59 PM

Oztemprom: I would have thought marmite got a better reception here on fark, being made from beer trub and all.

Personally I think it is great stuff.

Lightly butter the toast, apply ~1tsp marmite, a slice of smoked provolone, back in the toaster oven long enough to melt the cheese...

Or on german rye, with garlic butter, then it's like multicultural and such.

But I really like salty savory food stuffs, anchovies among them...

De gustibus non est disputandum and all

/me also eats Limburger so...


my favorite cheese:

media-3.web.britannica.com

/not just any bleu will deu... :P
 
2014-03-11 07:55:04 PM
Has anyone ever asked for Pizza Hut? Marmite aside, that pizza looks like an aspic.
 
2014-03-11 07:59:10 PM

Caffienatedjedi: HindiDiscoMonster: Caffienatedjedi: Can't be that much worse than anchovies. Either way, still sounds vile.

do you like A1 steak sauce or Caesar dressing?

A1, yes. Caesar dressing no. I could probably chug the steak sauce, that shiat is dope.


A1 isn't bad, but Worcestershire is the bomb.
 
2014-03-11 08:10:15 PM

meow said the dog: Pizza Hut got the Facebook profile of me the banning from postings on the public pages so I am hoping this is yet the further failure of the company of they.


Huh?
 
2014-03-11 08:12:47 PM

BluVeinThrobber: meow said the dog: Pizza Hut got the Facebook profile of me the banning from postings on the public pages so I am hoping this is yet the further failure of the company of they.

Huh?


you are new here, so let me just tell you now.... nobody understands meow.
 
2014-03-11 08:15:47 PM
Goddamnit Pizza Hut, stop filling your crusts with random bullshiat. You might make a few sales for any new item but your chain isn't stagnating because of the lack of gimmicky bullshiat. People would like to pay less than $50 for a couple pizzas and some breadsticks. Your pizzas are good, if you get a regular pizza, but do they have to be that greasy?

Crust should not be inherently greasy - grease is not a crust ingredient!
 
2014-03-11 08:18:25 PM

HindiDiscoMonster: BluVeinThrobber: meow said the dog: Pizza Hut got the Facebook profile of me the banning from postings on the public pages so I am hoping this is yet the further failure of the company of they.

Huh?

you are new here, so let me just tell you now.... nobody understands meow.


Yeah I lurked for awhile before registering. I did favorite her just for the hell of it
 
2014-03-11 08:19:59 PM

HindiDiscoMonster: BluVeinThrobber: meow said the dog: Pizza Hut got the Facebook profile of me the banning from postings on the public pages so I am hoping this is yet the further failure of the company of they.

Huh?

you are new here, so let me just tell you now.... nobody understands meow.


I dunno what you're talking about. Meow is the only one around here who ever speaks any sense.
 
2014-03-11 08:23:25 PM

Slaxl: HindiDiscoMonster: BluVeinThrobber: meow said the dog: Pizza Hut got the Facebook profile of me the banning from postings on the public pages so I am hoping this is yet the further failure of the company of they.

Huh?

you are new here, so let me just tell you now.... nobody understands meow.

I dunno what you're talking about. Meow is the only one around here who ever speaks any sense.


Sometimes t is more fun trying to figure out what she said than it is reading the threads
 
2014-03-11 08:32:55 PM

meow said the dog: Pizza Hut got the Facebook profile of me the banning from postings on the public pages so I am hoping this is yet the further failure of the company of they.


Is there a WOOF said the KITTY
 
2014-03-11 08:38:10 PM

LavenderWolf: Goddamnit Pizza Hut, stop filling your crusts with random bullshiat. You might make a few sales for any new item but your chain isn't stagnating because of the lack of gimmicky bullshiat. People would like to pay less than $50 for a couple pizzas and some breadsticks. Your pizzas are good, if you get a regular pizza, but do they have to be that greasy?

Crust should not be inherently greasy - grease is not a crust ingredient!


The reason that the stuffed crust products exist is because of dairy trade association payola.

/"I see those Egg Council bastards got to you, too!"
 
2014-03-11 09:15:30 PM

meow said the dog: Pizza Hut got the Facebook profile of me the banning from postings on the public pages so I am hoping this is yet the further failure of the company of they.


You're a bad person, and you should feel bad!

(\/) (;,,;) (\/)
 
2014-03-11 09:33:55 PM

BluVeinThrobber: meow said the dog: Pizza Hut got the Facebook profile of me the banning from postings on the public pages so I am hoping this is yet the further failure of the company of they.

Huh?


I find it helps to read meow's posts backwards, so... Meow would be simply ecstatic if Pizza Hut failed spectacularly in this endeavour as they have banned Meow from posting on their Facebook wall.

/Possibly because they're not drunk enough to read it backwards and in Yoda's voice.
 
2014-03-11 09:41:45 PM

LavenderWolf: Goddamnit Pizza Hut, stop filling your crusts with random bullshiat. You might make a few sales for any new item but your chain isn't stagnating because of the lack of gimmicky bullshiat. People would like to pay less than $50 for a couple pizzas and some breadsticks. Your pizzas are good, if you get a regular pizza, but do they have to be that greasy?


Or they could just bring their prices here more in line with NZ - the article says this is a specialty stuffed crust pizza with three kinds of cheese and sells for $6.80 USD.
 
2014-03-11 10:02:07 PM

HindiDiscoMonster: Oztemprom:
/me also eats Limburger so...

my favorite cheese:

[media-3.web.britannica.com image 335x250]

/not just any bleu will deu... :P


Normally, sir, yes. Today the van broke down.
videos.videopress.com
 
2014-03-11 10:07:20 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-11 10:13:27 PM
Not just the Facebook page of they but ALL of the pages on the Facebook which are the publics having inclusion of the page of Mrs Michelle Obachmann who is the senator as I was quite the popular person of this. Damn this to you Pizza Hut. I am glad the roommate of me agreed to have the Little Julius Caesar instead. She is the bigger person and probably did the $300 a week of the pizza consumptioning.
 
2014-03-11 10:43:57 PM

meow said the dog: Not just the Facebook page of they but ALL of the pages on the Facebook which are the publics having inclusion of the page of Mrs Michelle Obachmann who is the senator as I was quite the popular person of this. Damn this to you Pizza Hut. I am glad the roommate of me agreed to have the Little Julius Caesar instead. She is the bigger person and probably did the $300 a week of the pizza consumptioning.


I have always wanted to ask this, so here goes: what is your native language?
 
2014-03-11 10:45:15 PM
I work in a Pizzeria, I think I'll try this next week when it's slow.
 
2014-03-11 10:47:25 PM

StinkyFiddlewinks: I work in a Pizzeria, I think I'll try this next week when it's slow.


to give you time to throw up and get cleaned up?
 
2014-03-11 11:21:42 PM

HindiDiscoMonster: meow said the dog: Not just the Facebook page of they but ALL of the pages on the Facebook which are the publics having inclusion of the page of Mrs Michelle Obachmann who is the senator as I was quite the popular person of this. Damn this to you Pizza Hut. I am glad the roommate of me agreed to have the Little Julius Caesar instead. She is the bigger person and probably did the $300 a week of the pizza consumptioning.

I have always wanted to ask this, so here goes: what is your native language?


You have to ask like this,   What is of the language that is you when natural
 
2014-03-12 12:01:32 AM

downstairs: DamnYankees: Ew. Dear god. I lived in Australia for a while, and Marmite is farking vile. To put it in a pizza is a crime against god.

My mom is from Australia.  She'd open that jar of Vegimite and dear lord... I think I can still smell it 900 miles away and 20 years later.


Buying meds from a pharmacist in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscle
I said, "Do you have any milk of magnesia?"
He just smiled and gave me a marmite pizza
 
2014-03-12 06:57:42 AM

BluVeinThrobber: HindiDiscoMonster: meow said the dog: Not just the Facebook page of they but ALL of the pages on the Facebook which are the publics having inclusion of the page of Mrs Michelle Obachmann who is the senator as I was quite the popular person of this. Damn this to you Pizza Hut. I am glad the roommate of me agreed to have the Little Julius Caesar instead. She is the bigger person and probably did the $300 a week of the pizza consumptioning.

I have always wanted to ask this, so here goes: what is your native language?

You have to ask like this,   What is of the language that is you when natural


it really looks like one of my country's local languages being put through Google Translate...
 
2014-03-12 07:45:17 AM

Natsumi: BluVeinThrobber: HindiDiscoMonster: meow said the dog: Not just the Facebook page of they but ALL of the pages on the Facebook which are the publics having inclusion of the page of Mrs Michelle Obachmann who is the senator as I was quite the popular person of this. Damn this to you Pizza Hut. I am glad the roommate of me agreed to have the Little Julius Caesar instead. She is the bigger person and probably did the $300 a week of the pizza consumptioning.

I have always wanted to ask this, so here goes: what is your native language?

You have to ask like this,   What is of the language that is you when natural

it really looks like one of my country's local languages being put through Google Translate...


I didn't realize google translate offered a meow option... :P
 
2014-03-12 12:47:01 PM

Spiralmonkey: BluVeinThrobber: meow said the dog: Pizza Hut got the Facebook profile of me the banning from postings on the public pages so I am hoping this is yet the further failure of the company of they.

Huh?

I find it helps to read meow's posts backwards


"They of company the of failure further the yet is this hoping am I so pages public the on postings from banning the me of profile Facebook the got Hut Pizza."

Hmm...I wouldn't say it makes any more sense when read backwards, but it doesn't make any less sense, either.
 
2014-03-12 03:12:10 PM
Never even heard of it. Am I missing anything?
 
2014-03-12 03:48:16 PM

kling_klang_bed: Never even heard of it. Am I missing anything?


Marmite Stuffed Crust Pizza.
 
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