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(Jezebel)   Target photoshops junior's swimsuit model with dat gap   (jezebel.com) divider line 234
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23955 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Mar 2014 at 4:21 PM (46 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-03-11 03:51:00 PM  
That's not even photoshop. That's straight up eraser on MS Paint.
 
2014-03-11 04:03:19 PM  
OMG, how do they expect today's young teens to masturbate successfully after butchering Junior Miss swimsuit pics so horribly?

/Next they'll go for the Junior Miss underwear!
 
2014-03-11 04:14:17 PM  
I can't see myself clicking on that; I'll just take Jezebel's screeched word for it.
 
2014-03-11 04:23:29 PM  

scottydoesntknow: That's not even photoshop. That's straight up eraser on MS Paint.


Perhaps she had a bad case of camel toe that needed to go....
 
2014-03-11 04:24:31 PM  
Old enough to drive to my house, old enough to spend the night
 
2014-03-11 04:24:35 PM  
Does anyone have the original of that?
 
2014-03-11 04:24:42 PM  
So... There are people out there that actually like thigh gap? It looks farking gross
 
2014-03-11 04:24:49 PM  

firemanbuck: scottydoesntknow: That's not even photoshop. That's straight up eraser on MS Paint.

Perhaps she had a bad case of camel toe that needed to go....


Møøse Knuckle?
 
2014-03-11 04:24:59 PM  
static.flickr.com
 
2014-03-11 04:25:45 PM  
They screwed up her arm, too. In fact, I didn't notice the rest, because the arm was so messed up
 
2014-03-11 04:25:46 PM  

Yanks_RSJ: Does anyone have the original of that?


Geezus
You trolling sick bastard.
:)
 
2014-03-11 04:25:47 PM  

Oldiron_79: firemanbuck: scottydoesntknow: That's not even photoshop. That's straight up eraser on MS Paint.

Perhaps she had a bad case of camel toe that needed to go....

Møøse Knuckle?


Hippo Fist...
 
2014-03-11 04:26:32 PM  

Yanks_RSJ: Does anyone have the original of that?


Here you go:
i172.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-11 04:26:47 PM  
Is it even SFW?
 
2014-03-11 04:26:53 PM  
That's hilarious.
 
2014-03-11 04:28:47 PM  

funzyr: They screwed up her arm, too. In fact, I didn't notice the rest, because the arm was so messed up


What has been seen....
 
2014-03-11 04:29:06 PM  
probably trying to cover up some underage cameltoe
 
2014-03-11 04:29:18 PM  
Buy the suit

Return it because it doesn't fit like the one in the picture

Profit?
 
2014-03-11 04:29:30 PM  
Every Jezebel article ever: "Men are the cause of every problem any woman has had. Ever."
 
2014-03-11 04:29:41 PM  
It has to be a conspiracy to ruin the body image of young girls!
It definitely cannot be someone who just sucks at their job.
 
2014-03-11 04:29:44 PM  
Someone's hand slipped while using the mouse to remove the background from an image and I am *outraged*.
 
2014-03-11 04:29:54 PM  

Bonanza Jellybean: probably trying to cover up some underage cameltoe


BINGO

Which Jizzdribble would have jumped on with even more fervor.
 
2014-03-11 04:30:10 PM  
Pretty soon all the tween girls will be trying to achieve the "one withered arm" look.
 
2014-03-11 04:30:17 PM  
Scrolled down to the comments. Saw this. What is this I don't even.

i.kinja-img.com
 
2014-03-11 04:30:44 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: So... There are people out there that actually like thigh gap? It looks farking gross


to each his own i suppose
thighgaphack.com
GIS for thigh gap turned up the above.
 
2014-03-11 04:30:59 PM  

Yanks_RSJ: Does anyone have the original of that?


img.fark.net
 
2014-03-11 04:31:01 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Every Jezebel article ever: "Men are the cause of every problem any woman has had. Ever."


Of course we are. We invented candy bars.
 
2014-03-11 04:32:01 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Every Jezebel article ever: "Men are the cause of every problem any woman has had. Ever."


No, that's just the default FARK response to any Jezebel article ever. You got them confused. Probably because Jezebel peed in your cornflakes.
 
2014-03-11 04:32:16 PM  

vudukungfu: Bonanza Jellybean: probably trying to cover up some underage cameltoe

BINGO

Which Jizzdribble would have jumped on with even more fervor.


Still doesn't explain that arm.
 
2014-03-11 04:32:36 PM  

funzyr: They screwed up her arm, too. In fact, I didn't notice the rest, because the arm was so messed up


Screwed up one of her hips, too.
 
2014-03-11 04:32:42 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: So... There are people out there that actually like thigh gap? It looks farking gross


Some of us like that shait to air out once in a while. not just sit and fester.
 
2014-03-11 04:33:26 PM  

mootmah: Still doesn't explain that arm.


there was an Arm in that shot?
 
2014-03-11 04:34:25 PM  

someonelse: Sin_City_Superhero: Every Jezebel article ever: "Men are the cause of every problem any woman has had. Ever."

No, that's just the default FARK response to any Jezebel article ever. You got them confused. Probably because Jezebel peed in your cornflakes.


Look, if feminists aren't out to kill all men and destroy fun, it might be possible they have a point occasionally, and we can't have that, so therefor they're out to kill all men and destroy fun.
 
2014-03-11 04:34:27 PM  
Here's the image, for those that don't want to click on the link.

i.kinja-img.com

And a larger image of the bad 'shop job:

i.kinja-img.com
 
2014-03-11 04:35:51 PM  

H31N0US: Scrolled down to the comments. Saw this. What is this I don't even.

[i.kinja-img.com image 320x178]


It's a black holeva.
 
2014-03-11 04:36:05 PM  

ikanreed: someonelse: Sin_City_Superhero: Every Jezebel article ever: "Men are the cause of every problem any woman has had. Ever."

No, that's just the default FARK response to any Jezebel article ever. You got them confused. Probably because Jezebel peed in your cornflakes.

Look, if feminists aren't out to kill all men and destroy fun, it might be possible they have a point occasionally, and we can't have that, so therefor they're out to kill all men and destroy fun.


Also, the vag is scary, and these mommy issues aren't going to resolve themselves, dammit.
 
2014-03-11 04:36:42 PM  

someonelse: Sin_City_Superhero: Every Jezebel article ever: "Men are the cause of every problem any woman has had. Ever."

No, that's just the default FARK response to any Jezebel article ever. You got them confused. Probably because Jezebel peed in your cornflakes.


i560.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-11 04:37:24 PM  

Bonanza Jellybean: probably trying to cover up some underage cameltoe


Could be
 
2014-03-11 04:38:31 PM  
Not mine, but seems to somehow be appropriate:
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-11 04:38:53 PM  
My God the arm.
 
2014-03-11 04:39:41 PM  
Fark Jezebel.
 
2014-03-11 04:41:27 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-11 04:42:20 PM  

firemanbuck: scottydoesntknow: That's not even photoshop. That's straight up eraser on MS Paint.

Perhaps she had a bad case of camel toe that needed to go....


At 15/16? Granted, I'm no anatomy scholar (especially for girls that age, even when I was but a lad of 16), but can camel toe THAT bad (bad enough it'd be visible enough to need shooping) even happen at that age?
 
2014-03-11 04:43:17 PM  

ChipNASA: [static.flickr.com image 190x268]


Here is one of her getting out of her car:
www.factzoo.com
 
2014-03-11 04:43:34 PM  
If you really want the thigh-gap look then why not just walk like a gunslinger from the Old West?
 
2014-03-11 04:46:13 PM  
Aunt Flo Photobomb?
 
2014-03-11 04:47:13 PM  
Apparently they are fixated with crotches of underage models also.
 
2014-03-11 04:47:32 PM  
img.fark.net
So hot.
 
2014-03-11 04:48:00 PM  

Dr Dreidel: firemanbuck: scottydoesntknow: That's not even photoshop. That's straight up eraser on MS Paint.

Perhaps she had a bad case of camel toe that needed to go....

At 15/16? Granted, I'm no anatomy scholar (especially for girls that age, even when I was but a lad of 16), but can camel toe THAT bad (bad enough it'd be visible enough to need shooping) even happen at that age?


Um, yes. Back in the 80's, tights were all the rage, and there was camletoe all over high school. I had a few (legal) encounters with the opposite sex at the time, and as I (and the girls) got older I didn't notice much of a change in topography, just that the vegetation became denser and more in need of regular maintenance.
 
2014-03-11 04:49:09 PM  

Dr Dreidel: firemanbuck: scottydoesntknow: That's not even photoshop. That's straight up eraser on MS Paint.

Perhaps she had a bad case of camel toe that needed to go....

At 15/16? Granted, I'm no anatomy scholar (especially for girls that age, even when I was but a lad of 16), but can camel toe THAT bad (bad enough it'd be visible enough to need shooping) even happen at that age?


Well, you could hang out at the pool and at the beach this summer and take notes (pictures would be better) of young girls in swimsuits and report back to us if cameltoe jr. exists....  Hopefully, the jail cell will have internet.
 
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