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(The Raw Story)   Anti-LGBT pastor says gays are causing war between Ukraine and Russia. In addition to earthquakes, hurricanes, the destruction of the nuclear family and a tragic shortage of pleated pants   (rawstory.com ) divider line
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2014-03-11 03:39:58 PM  
Scott Lively?

*Checks article*

Yep, Scott Lively. Second thread on him today, but the first one had to do with his derptastic idea to run for governor.

The best contribution he could make on this earth would be to die and never be talked about again.
 
2014-03-11 03:52:43 PM  
We need to start a rumor about Scott Lively. Do you think we could also start a rumor about Scott Lively? We could do so with  RUSSIAN EFFICIENCY!

Did you know that Scott Lively thinks traditional family values begin with cunnilinguis with your dog?
 
2014-03-11 03:54:32 PM  
These people are farking reprehensible.
 
2014-03-11 03:56:43 PM  
If all that is true it leaves little time for gay sex, so he should be pleased with that.
 
2014-03-11 03:56:49 PM  
I didn't click TFA, but how could anybody be anti-BLTG? If you don't like guacamole, just don't eat the damn things.
 
2014-03-11 03:56:59 PM  
www.sportsgrid.com

I mean, yeah he's causing the war, but there's no need to call him gay.
 
2014-03-11 03:58:54 PM  
At this point, I'd like to see Scott Lively run for President.  The primaries would be delicious, seeing who could anti-gay, pro-Russian the other on stage.

//The conservatives are now pro-Putin
//He's a man that stands up against gays
//And rides bears
//And Obama is black, which frightens and confuses them
 
2014-03-11 03:59:31 PM  

Bareefer Obonghit: [www.sportsgrid.com image 630x360]

I mean, yeah he's causing the war, but there's no need to call him gay.


Addendum to last post: That's Putin about to ride a bear.
 
2014-03-11 04:00:54 PM  
"Today," Lively fumed, "both the Magna Carta and the First Amendment are deemed to be trumped

OK, bigots.  I realize that as more and more anti-gay laws are repealed or struck down by judges that you have to find increasingly stupid legal theories to enforce your bigotry through law on the rest of the populace.  But the Magna Carta?  That thing isn't even American!

Oh, and if any defenders want to contest my view of Lively as a bigot, here's my rebuttal:

ecx.images-amazon.comecx.images-amazon.comecx.images-amazon.com

Apparently, in addition to pedophile and Nazi, he also thinks homosexual = watersports enthusiast.
 
2014-03-11 04:04:06 PM  
you would think that if the gays were powerful enough to do all those things that would make every james bond villian and cobra commander jealous, getting marriage equality would have been a lot easier for them.
 
2014-03-11 04:05:26 PM  
Karac:

Apparently, in addition to pedophile and Nazi, he also thinks homosexual = watersports enthusiast.

He should really stop watching gay fetish porn and start watching hetero porn.

//Don't watch the latter
//My guess is that it also accurately portrays the majority of sex for heteros
 
2014-03-11 04:07:58 PM  

Karac: Apparently, in addition to pedophile and Nazi, he also thinks homosexual = watersports enthusiast.


So in addition to being an idiot, he made an F in middle school world history?

It's pretty well known the only people Hitler hated as much as the Jews were the gays. It's even been argued that he, himself, put the bullet in the head of the SA leader during the night of the long knives. (Who was found in the bed with another man)
 
2014-03-11 04:08:48 PM  
I'm envisioning a furious Scott Lively with a massive tangle of Christmas lights in his hands, shouting "I BET THE GAYS DID THIS".
 
2014-03-11 04:12:04 PM  
If you'd told me back in the 90's that conservatives in 2014 would be praising Russia for having better human rights protections than the US, I would have thought you were tripping on LSD.
 
2014-03-11 04:12:50 PM  
"Today," Lively fumed, "both the Magna Carta and the First Amendment are deemed to be trumped by the 'right to sodomy' in case after case, and pro-homosexual activist federal judges in the U.S. are striking down 'Defense of Marriage' laws in the most morally conservative states in the union with brazen disregard for the Constitution and the will of the people."


Now, IANAL, but maybe one of you other Farkers can point out where in the Magna Carta, First Amendment, or Constitution as a whole it says "No homogheys!"
 
2014-03-11 04:13:07 PM  
This is great, and we shd be doing as much as possible to publicize people who make these statements.

The more these idiots blame disasters etc on God's wrath, the more people notice that, actually, He seems quite even handed in dishing out the punishment.

Like the churches that get flattened by weather; Touchdown Jesus etc

Ridicule is the best counter to the ridiculous
 
2014-03-11 04:15:43 PM  

tlchwi02: you would think that if the gays were powerful enough to do all those things that would make every james bond villian and cobra commander jealous, getting marriage equality would have been a lot easier for them.


You see, on the right there is this problem.  Gay people are everywhere.  They work for politicians.  They are politicians.  They run Hollywood.  They are clerks in courts.  They are now judges.  To the right, gays infiltrate and corrupt... just like they did with the Boy Scouts and Disney.  The right believes the gay agenda is to destroy everything because they are the embodiment of far leftist ideology from sexual anarchy to communism to anti-theism to totalitarianism.  All of this is because gays turned away from God and/or natural law and are caught up in an sex-only identity that defines everything they think and do.  And the gays want to be worshipped and punish the right by jailing and/or genociding them.

In reality, gay people are now out and vocal about what they want: the ability to have relationships recognized and be so mainstream that no one cares.  Those two things frighten them so much, that they go into right-wing nirvana and create the rest of the fantasy to justify their fear.
 
2014-03-11 04:16:49 PM  
That chinchilla strapped to your chin ain't fooling anyone, girlfriend.
 
2014-03-11 04:29:44 PM  
Scott Lively trifecta now in play?
 
2014-03-11 04:42:59 PM  

grumpfuff: "Today," Lively fumed, "both the Magna Carta and the First Amendment are deemed to be trumped by the 'right to sodomy' in case after case, and pro-homosexual activist federal judges in the U.S. are striking down 'Defense of Marriage' laws in the most morally conservative states in the union with brazen disregard for the Constitution and the will of the people."


Now, IANAL, but maybe one of you other Farkers can point out where in the Magna Carta, First Amendment, or Constitution as a whole it says "No homogheys!"


I always giggle when I see this in a thread about homosexuality.

/teehee
 
2014-03-11 04:43:02 PM  
He's slacking. What about the airplane our relationships just destroyed?
 
2014-03-11 04:52:35 PM  

Bane of Broone: grumpfuff: "Today," Lively fumed, "both the Magna Carta and the First Amendment are deemed to be trumped by the 'right to sodomy' in case after case, and pro-homosexual activist federal judges in the U.S. are striking down 'Defense of Marriage' laws in the most morally conservative states in the union with brazen disregard for the Constitution and the will of the people."


Now, IANAL, but maybe one of you other Farkers can point out where in the Magna Carta, First Amendment, or Constitution as a whole it says "No homogheys!"

I always giggle when I see this in a thread about homosexuality.

/teehee


I'd say "Grow up," but, well, this is Fark.
 
2014-03-11 04:59:53 PM  
Wow. I had no idea the Homosexual Agenda was so complicated. Those gays are real go getters and seem to have advanced weather and political control techniques that we, as a nation, must harness before our enemies can!!
 
2014-03-11 05:05:11 PM  

Bane of Broone: grumpfuff: "Today," Lively fumed, "both the Magna Carta and the First Amendment are deemed to be trumped by the 'right to sodomy' in case after case, and pro-homosexual activist federal judges in the U.S. are striking down 'Defense of Marriage' laws in the most morally conservative states in the union with brazen disregard for the Constitution and the will of the people."


Now, IANAL, but maybe one of you other Farkers can point out where in the Magna Carta, First Amendment, or Constitution as a whole it says "No homogheys!"

I always giggle when I see this in a thread about homosexuality.

/teehee


I had to look up that acronym, just assumed it was used to be ironic.

/Google search also turned up iAnal®, Apple's line of mp3 bluetooth buttplugs
 
2014-03-11 05:12:03 PM  

tlchwi02: you would think that if the gays were powerful enough to do all those things that would make every james bond villian and cobra commander jealous, getting marriage equality would have been a lot easier for them.


I was thinking along similar lines... if gays are really that powerful, why would you want to piss them off? Find a way to make them your ally.

Funny how the "nothing can match the power of God" crowd also seems to think that the Kingdom of HeavenTM faces an existential threat from gays, rap music, fossils and birth control pills.
 
2014-03-11 05:12:39 PM  

timswar: Wow. I had no idea the Homosexual Agenda was so complicated. Those gays are real go getters and seem to have advanced weather and political control techniques that we, as a nation, must harness before our enemies can!!


It goes even deeper (ha!) than that, the gayz have unimaginable supernatural powers.  The Bible forgot to mention that the Ark of the Covenant contains glitter, baby oil, and ball gags.
 
2014-03-11 05:16:20 PM  

cirrhosis_and_halitosis: Covenant contains glitter, baby oil, and ball gags.


So God wants to punish the gays by ruining all their latex and silicon based sex toys?
 
2014-03-11 05:27:55 PM  
In the column, titled "Russia set to supplant U.S. as human rights leader," Lively claimed that according LGBT Americans the same rights as their heterosexual counterparts is, in truth, "creating special rights for favored groups," which will result "in a death spiral of moral and ethical degeneracy."

"Today," Lively fumed, "both the Magna Carta and the First Amendment are deemed to be trumped by the 'right to sodomy' in case after case, and pro-homosexual activist federal judges in the U.S. are striking down 'Defense of Marriage' laws in the most morally conservative states in the union with brazen disregard for the Constitution and the will of the people."

He continued, "I ask you, which is the greater threat to human rights: Russia's law preventing homosexual activists from disseminating their propaganda to children, or the lawless decrees of these American federal judges?"


I believe I speak for all non-potato Americans when I invite Rev. Lively to go f*ck himself in the ear.
 
2014-03-11 05:32:53 PM  
"I believe even the conflict in Ukraine is being driven to a large extent by this issue, at least on the part of the Obama State Department and the homosexualist leaders of the EU."

I know a lot of fancy words, but I have never heard "homosexualist" before. Is that a new band, "The Homosexualists"? Kind of like the Decemberists?
 
2014-03-11 05:36:23 PM  

dickfreckle: "I believe even the conflict in Ukraine is being driven to a large extent by this issue, at least on the part of the Obama State Department and the homosexualist leaders of the EU."

I know a lot of fancy words, but I have never heard "homosexualist" before. Is that a new band, "The Homosexualists"? Kind of like the Decemberists?


They've been throwing it around a lot. Mostly the people I see using it are "being gay is a choice" types, so I'm assuming it's intended to try to convey the idea that being gay is a choice, gay people are choosing to be different because..reasons, and straight-allies are helping them because...Satan? I don't know.

Anyway, try not to think about it too much.
 
2014-03-11 05:46:11 PM  

dickfreckle: "I believe even the conflict in Ukraine is being driven to a large extent by this issue, at least on the part of the Obama State Department and the homosexualist leaders of the EU."

I know a lot of fancy words, but I have never heard "homosexualist" before. Is that a new band, "The Homosexualists"? Kind of like the Decemberists?


Same thing. Study it out. Decemberists = Colin Meloy = Morrissey covers = Morrissey = sexual ambiguity = the gay agenda confusing God-fearing young people about their sexuality.

And does it really take a genius to know the real meaning behind "down by the water, down by the old main drag"? Wake up, sheeple!
 
2014-03-11 05:50:06 PM  
If they disapprove of man-on-man anal sex so much, they should probably just stop doing it.
 
2014-03-11 05:52:39 PM  
"I believe even the conflict in Ukraine is being driven to a large extent by this issue, at least on the part of the Obama State Department and the homosexualist leaders of the EU."

The old axiom comes to mind, "when you're a hammer, everything looks like a nail."

Yes, I am suggesting Scott Lively wants to pound his "nail" into gay men
 
2014-03-11 06:34:25 PM  
How old was "Rev" Scott Lively when he experienced his first anal sex? And what was it about the experience that he didn't like, no matter how many times he tried it?? (Including that one time at band camp.)
 
2014-03-11 09:29:42 PM  

Karac: "Today," Lively fumed, "both the Magna Carta and the First Amendment are deemed to be trumped

OK, bigots.  I realize that as more and more anti-gay laws are repealed or struck down by judges that you have to find increasingly stupid legal theories to enforce your bigotry through law on the rest of the populace.  But the Magna Carta?  That thing isn't even American!

Oh, and if any defenders want to contest my view of Lively as a bigot, here's my rebuttal:

[ecx.images-amazon.com image 195x346][ecx.images-amazon.com image 231x346][ecx.images-amazon.com image 219x346]

Apparently, in addition to pedophile and Nazi, he also thinks homosexual = watersports enthusiast.


Hey, if Scott equates his gay activities with watersports, who are we to judge?
 
2014-03-11 10:06:07 PM  
No. It's obnoxious fundies that are causing this strife. Not gays.
 
2014-03-11 11:10:08 PM  
Damn, these righty tighties are dumber than a bag of hammers.
 
2014-03-12 12:22:54 AM  
Look Mr. Lively, just because you shop for your pleated pants at Toys-я-Us doesn't mean that there's a shortage of them...
 
2014-03-12 12:44:38 AM  
Run for your lives!
It's a Gay-nado!

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2014-03-12 12:45:35 AM  

Schmegicky: Run for your lives!
It's a Gay-nado!

[i1301.photobucket.com image 800x600]


groups.ultimate-guitar.com
 
2014-03-12 12:52:37 AM  

Foundling: Karac: "Today," Lively fumed, "both the Magna Carta and the First Amendment are deemed to be trumped

OK, bigots.  I realize that as more and more anti-gay laws are repealed or struck down by judges that you have to find increasingly stupid legal theories to enforce your bigotry through law on the rest of the populace.  But the Magna Carta?  That thing isn't even American!

Oh, and if any defenders want to contest my view of Lively as a bigot, here's my rebuttal:

[ecx.images-amazon.com image 195x346][ecx.images-amazon.com image 231x346][ecx.images-amazon.com image 219x346]

Apparently, in addition to pedophile and Nazi, he also thinks homosexual = watersports enthusiast.

Hey, if Scott equates his gay activities with watersports, who are we to judge?


Who doesn't like water sports? Everyone I know loves water skiing and diving and... Wait... Do you mean...? Oh. OOOHHHHH.

Ewwwwww
 
2014-03-12 01:05:35 AM  

Huck And Molly Ziegler: How old was "Rev" Scott Lively when he experienced his first anal sex? And what was it about the experience that he didn't like, no matter how many times he tried it?? (Including that one time at band camp.)


Hey! Band Camp is notoriously hetero-normative!(if admittedly nerdy.) Gay first-timers get their first fumbling rocks off during Church Retreat (although the straight kids get busy there, too.)
 
2014-03-12 01:38:01 AM  
The lady doth protest to much...
 
2014-03-12 04:01:14 AM  

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