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(NewsOK)   OK representative tackles the hard hitting issues plaguing the state: The dangers of tongue piercing   (newsok.com) divider line 41
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2014-03-11 08:00:00 PM  
 
2014-03-11 09:02:29 PM  
She wouldn't want to come out with a bill that some voters somewhere might not like. And it's not like she has to worry about the pierced-tongue crowd voting.
 
2014-03-11 09:02:36 PM  
Is that still a thing?
 
2014-03-11 09:03:23 PM  

fusillade762: Is it so damn hard to link to the actual article?


Came here to say this.

Also,

The Rep. said food can gather around the piercing and get digested by saliva which creates acid.

TIL digestion actually takes place in the mouth, not the stomach.
 
2014-03-11 09:04:09 PM  
What about the dangers of fishing?  I've pierced my ear with a treble hook.  What about that?  My tacklebox has hurt more people than your average tongue piercer
 
2014-03-11 09:04:58 PM  
sorry, i dated a girl with a tongue piercing

I didn't find it very erotic even when she was going all nom nom nom nom on the german sausage.

and it was annoying as hell to hear her click it against the back of her teeth. constantly.
 
2014-03-11 09:08:14 PM  
C'mon man!  Make a bill warning of the dangers of someone getting their anus pierced.
 
2014-03-11 09:10:57 PM  
Ugh I never saw the Appeal of this that and ear gages. Whatever happened to a nice normal nose piercing and two in each ear?
 
2014-03-11 09:10:58 PM  
Looks like some politicians have too much free time and need to look like they are doing "something".
 
2014-03-11 09:12:19 PM  
Sally is really good at two things, and being 25 years behind the times is one of them. Hating gays is the other. She's gotten a lot of bad press for hating gays, so, back to the olden days so she can wipe her image clean again.
 
2014-03-11 09:12:25 PM  
Num in mah min yum in nah minyah.
 
2014-03-11 09:12:32 PM  

AmbassadorBooze: Looks like some politicians have too much free time and need to look like they are doing "something".


It could be worse.  She could be raping somebody.  They didn't get that R behind their name for nothing
 
2014-03-11 09:15:01 PM  
1998 has finally come to Oklahoma.
 
2014-03-11 09:17:38 PM  
The Rep. said food can gather around the piercing and get digested by saliva which creates acid.

She should author a bill warning of the dangers of teeth since they do the same damn thing.
 
2014-03-11 09:17:54 PM  
If a girl has a tongue ring, she'll suck ya d*ck.

If a GUY has a tongue ring, he'll suck ya d*ck.
 
2014-03-11 09:22:11 PM  

grumpfuff: The Rep. said food can gather around the piercing and get digested by saliva which creates acid.

TIL digestion actually takes place in the mouth, not the stomach.


It occurs in both places, technically.
 
2014-03-11 09:31:18 PM  
Ought to be able to fire reps like this just for bringing something so trivial up. Start at the the top. When you get down to the problems of tongue piercing and shiat like that, you'll know you've knocked a lot of real problems out beforehand.
 
2014-03-11 09:32:25 PM  

untaken_name: She wouldn't want to come out with a bill that some voters somewhere might not like. And it's not like she has to worry about the pierced-tongue crowd voting.


I wonder how many go to the emergency room, without insurance, for tongue piercings gone awry.
 
2014-03-11 09:32:39 PM  

fusillade762: grumpfuff: The Rep. said food can gather around the piercing and get digested by saliva which creates acid.

TIL digestion actually takes place in the mouth, not the stomach.

It occurs in both places, technically.


Alright, alright, I'll be more specific this time.

TIL saliva breaks down food in your mouth and converts it to acid.
 
2014-03-11 09:44:27 PM  

Ezo5000: If a girl has a tongue ring, she'll suck ya d*ck.

If a GUY has a tongue ring, he'll suck ya d*ck.


I had my tongue pierced, took it out when I bit down on it and chipped a tooth. Never sucked a dick though.

/Also had 0ga in my ear lobes
//Not to mention my septum, tragus and anti-tragus, and both nipples
///And the Prince Albert is the cherry on top, as well as the only one apart from my lobes that I can still wear jewelry in
 
2014-03-11 10:01:52 PM  
So, this is a question somewhat related to the subject matter at hand:  I've heard that if a woman pierces her naval, it makes sex feel better for her.  Something about the piercing being located along a nerve path.  Can any farkettes with pierced bellybuttons tell me if this is true or not?

/once dated a girl with a pierced tongue.
//no, it didn't make her BJs feel any better than one from a girl without a tongue piercing.
 
2014-03-11 10:04:52 PM  

Omahawg: sorry, i dated a girl with a tongue piercing

I didn't find it very erotic even when she was going all nom nom nom nom on the german sausage.

and it was annoying as hell to hear her click it against the back of her teeth. constantly.


That was my experience too. I'd heard a lot of great reviews from guys about girls with tongue piercings but I found it felt pretty much like someone dragging a keychain around on my dick. Thankfully she didnt play with it constantly like some people do.

Meh, I wouldn't write off a girl for having one but I'm not crazy about it either. Now that I think about it, I don't remember the last time I saw one.
 
2014-03-11 10:29:17 PM  

Ezo5000: If a girl has a tongue ring, she'll suck ya d*ck.

If a GUY has a tongue ring, he'll suck ya d*ck.


*probably*
 
2014-03-11 10:42:26 PM  

glmorrs1: ///And the Prince Albert is the cherry on top, as well as the only one apart from my lobes that I can still wear jewelry in


Serious question:  How does one urinate with a Prince Albert piercing, without whizzing all over the place?
 
2014-03-11 10:57:46 PM  

JeffreyScott: glmorrs1: ///And the Prince Albert is the cherry on top, as well as the only one apart from my lobes that I can still wear jewelry in

Serious question:  How does one urinate with a Prince Albert piercing, without whizzing all over the place?


sitting down.
 
2014-03-11 11:09:26 PM  

Omahawg: sorry, i dated a girl with a tongue piercing

I didn't find it very erotic even when she was going all nom nom nom nom on the german sausage.

and it was annoying as hell to hear her click it against the back of her teeth. constantly.


Sort of agree, but here's the reason I also dug it (in the mid to late 90's)

A lot of girls I knew did it thinking it enhanced felatio. It doesn't matter if it did. It matters that this was so much a priority to the girl that she would wear that jewelry in the place everyone would see it and hear it.

It was bold and edgy for a short while.

/still a fan
//knows it's wayyyy past its prime
 
2014-03-11 11:11:06 PM  
Fellatio has 2 L's... Dangit
 
2014-03-11 11:31:41 PM  

grumpfuff: TIL digestion actually takes place in the mouth, not the stomach.


We are talking about a state that, in 2011, passed the Idaho Stop (motorcycles and bicycles can treat stop signs as yields, and steady reds as flashing reds) on the rationale that bicycles and motorcycles don't weigh enough to trip inductance loop call sensors.
 
2014-03-11 11:33:18 PM  

KidKorporate: 1998 has finally come to Oklahoma.


Really?  We just got Halo Three and Nevermind last week...
 
2014-03-11 11:45:09 PM  
 
2014-03-12 12:17:44 AM  
Of course its Sally Kern. This is just yet another attention-whoring nanny state gimmick on her part. This woman makes Sarah Palin look like a farking Mensa leader. She was leading the local Bullshiat Brigade even back when I was living there decades ago.
 
2014-03-12 12:19:12 AM  
Piercers already go over all of that stuff with you BEFORE they clean you up and stick the needle in.
 
2014-03-12 01:34:27 AM  
I pierced my tongue
Doesn't hurt; it feels fine
 
2014-03-12 01:47:46 AM  

Baloo Uriza: grumpfuff: TIL digestion actually takes place in the mouth, not the stomach.

We are talking about a state that, in 2011, passed the Idaho Stop (motorcycles and bicycles can treat stop signs as yields, and steady reds as flashing reds) on the rationale that bicycles and motorcycles don't weigh enough to trip inductance loop call sensors.


But...induction sensors are triggered off induction, not weight. My motorcycle easily trips them because I put rare-earth magnets on the bottom of my frame, because I got tired of not being able to trip them with my bike.
 
2014-03-12 03:12:48 AM  

darkjezter: So, this is a question somewhat related to the subject matter at hand:  I've heard that if a woman pierces her naval, it makes sex feel better for her.  Something about the piercing being located along a nerve path.  Can any farkettes with pierced bellybuttons tell me if this is true or not?

/once dated a girl with a pierced tongue.
//no, it didn't make her BJs feel any better than one from a girl without a tongue piercing.


I've never heard that. It didn't make sex feel any different, but it was better because I felt all hot n' sexy. That just turned him on more.

Piercing don't enhance sex, but dance classes do.
 
2014-03-12 03:16:42 AM  
Piercing don't.

Piercings doesn't.

Me go bed.
 
2014-03-12 07:42:22 AM  
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2014-03-12 08:38:50 AM  
Well, this is what you get for electing just an OK representative instead of a really good one.
 
2014-03-12 10:35:20 AM  

untaken_name: But...induction sensors are triggered off induction, not weight.


Yes, correct.  You know this, I know this, but our state congress looks pretty stupid to me.

My motorcycle easily trips them because I put rare-earth magnets on the bottom of my frame, because I got tired of not being able to trip them with my bike.

Induction sensors work on the mass of metal involved, the magnets have an insignificant effect.  Your local engineer is at least doing his job right enough to detect a motorcycle, though the bar they're trying to clear is more bicycle shaped.
 
2014-03-12 02:07:22 PM  
Soth waths this guyth throblem?
 
2014-03-12 10:47:41 PM  

Chabash: JeffreyScott: glmorrs1: ///And the Prince Albert is the cherry on top, as well as the only one apart from my lobes that I can still wear jewelry in

Serious question:  How does one urinate with a Prince Albert piercing, without whizzing all over the place?

sitting down.


Without jewelry by just putting my finger over the hole.  With a curved barbell, by putting pressure on the bead thereby plugging the hole. With a ring, yes, by sitting down.  Personally, I wear a  curved barbell with a doorknocker bead on the bottom with a ring attached that wraps around behind the corona glandis which keeps the hole plugged while urinating (but being the paranoid and socially awkward person that I am, I put pressure on the bottom bead anyway).  But I only wear jewelry when I'm expecting to get some, or if I'm going out to a club or bar on the off chance that I'll get to show it off.  (I've had friends try to embarrass me by bringing it up when I'm hitting on a woman at the bar, but 90% of the time it ends up with them asking to see it.)
 
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