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(WYMT Hazard)   When the cops come to your door don't tell them "I'm high on pain pills I stole from my nursing home patients"   (wkyt.com) divider line 21
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2014-03-11 03:27:38 PM
Really? I guess that beats me yelling, "Dave's not here, man" and flipping them off through the window.
 
2014-03-11 03:56:20 PM
Is that wrong? Should I not have done that?
 
2014-03-11 03:57:08 PM
Know what?
Chain her ass to a cot. and wait for her meds to wear off.
Then inflict pain.
Lots of it.
It is no more cruel or unusual than what she was doing.

Fark her and any junkie licking buttwipe that wants to coddle her.
 
2014-03-11 04:02:03 PM
I really want Hell to be real for people like this.
Such utter cruelty
 
2014-03-11 04:05:45 PM
Why not, subby?  What's wrong with the guilty make the rest of society's job easy?
 
2014-03-11 04:07:39 PM

vudukungfu: Know what?
Chain her ass to a cot. and wait for her meds to wear off.
Then inflict pain.
Lots of it.
It is no more cruel or unusual than what she was doing.

Fark her and any junkie licking buttwipe that wants to coddle her.


But we're supposed to coddle psychos like you? OK. Got it.
 
2014-03-11 04:07:45 PM
NOW you tell me.
 
2014-03-11 04:08:42 PM
punkhippie:
But we're supposed to coddle psychos like you? OK. Got it.

You can coddle me, baby
 
2014-03-11 04:09:57 PM
So hows that welfaretowork plan going?
 
2014-03-11 04:11:22 PM
No, I am meat popsicle.
 
2014-03-11 04:13:04 PM
How do you get your painkillers, subby? With a prescription? Pfffffttt...
 
2014-03-11 04:13:08 PM
How am i supposed to remember that when I'm high on pain pills I stole from my nursing home patients ?
 
2014-03-11 04:18:17 PM
- Do not tell cops about stolen pill usage.
 
2014-03-11 04:18:54 PM
Huh.

A Nursing Home LPN Diverting drugs to get high.

Must be Tuesday.
 
2014-03-11 04:23:01 PM
Wrong-o subs, you have to confess anything you've ever done as fast as possible before they can Mirandize you. Poison fruit, yo!
 
2014-03-11 04:28:01 PM

Buck Henderson: Wrong-o subs, you have to confess anything you've ever done as fast as possible before they can Mirandize you. Poison fruit, yo!


Please tell me you're not serious.
 
2014-03-11 04:39:50 PM
Nurse home anxiolytics are so good you don't fear death!
 
2014-03-11 06:38:32 PM
But they always tell us being honest will help us.
 
2014-03-11 06:42:14 PM

Buck Henderson: Wrong-o subs, you have to confess anything you've ever done as fast as possible before they can Mirandize you. Poison fruit, yo!


Except for the part where you are giving them probably cause to search yo shiat and find all kinds of other things to put in your ass. They may not be able to hold it against you but they can use it to hold other shiat against you.

The proper responses are, "it wasn't me," "I don't recall," and "I take the fif."
 
2014-03-11 09:11:03 PM

jaybeezey: How am i supposed to remember that when I'm high on pain pills I stole from my nursing home patients ?


This.

Depending on how good those pills are, I'm not sure you'd be able not to tell them anything.
 
2014-03-12 04:44:47 PM

cretinbob: So hows that welfaretowork plan going?


This.
 
But you'll have to explain the point; I can't write for toffee today.
 
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