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(NYPost)   Moving forward, we should all probably just avoid black-market butt injections in a seedy hotel in the meatpacking district   (nypost.com) divider line 43
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2014-03-11 03:09:58 PM
Why does it matter what race the clients of a market are? More racist bullsh*t.
 
2014-03-11 03:21:27 PM
Are we playing Hide The Euphemism again?
 
2014-03-11 03:47:27 PM
Black people problems.
 
2014-03-11 04:01:13 PM
I'm going to consider it another form of Darwinism.

I mean seriously.  If you are stupid enough to believe that someone in a hotel giving you a shot of silicone in the ass is a good thing, you shouldn't reproduce.
 
2014-03-11 04:12:53 PM

DrBenway: Are we playing Hide The Euphemism again?


That's the most complex one I've seen...
 
2014-03-11 04:13:05 PM
I WILL DO WHAT I WANT!
 
2014-03-11 04:13:07 PM
Man, Groupon has really expanded out haven't they?
 
2014-03-11 04:14:28 PM
i798.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-11 04:14:31 PM
HaHa.jpg
 
2014-03-11 04:14:43 PM
Still good for penis enlargement though, right?
 
2014-03-11 04:15:27 PM
Oh my god Becky. Look at her butt.
 
2014-03-11 04:16:45 PM
Heh, you said "black butt injections in the meat packing district".

/phrasing!
 
2014-03-11 04:19:04 PM
Let 'em do butt injections; they'll get gangrene and die.
 
2014-03-11 04:20:48 PM

SpdrJay: Still good for penis enlargement though, right?


Yup they use a little PVC pipe and pork skin and you are gold
 
2014-03-11 04:21:40 PM
I thought they cleaned that neighborhood up?
 
2014-03-11 04:23:39 PM
Why does subby hate hot butt injections so much?
 
2014-03-11 04:24:52 PM
Am I the only one who has a problem with them referring to the deceased as a "Gal?" Wtf is that about??
 
2014-03-11 04:25:02 PM
Oh, sure.  NOW you tell me!
 
2014-03-11 04:26:41 PM
Upton Sinclair warned us about this...
 
2014-03-11 04:27:38 PM
It really amuses me that the butt I inherited and was teased about when I was young is now revered and in style to such a degree that people, black and white (Kardashians?) now pay to have it.

/white, if it matters to you
 
2014-03-11 04:31:46 PM
Some people go to the old meatpacking district for big illicit ass, some for a little illicit ass. To each their own.
 
2014-03-11 04:32:39 PM

lindalouwho: It really amuses me that the butt I inherited and was teased about when I was young is now revered and in style to such a degree that people, black and white (Kardashians?) now pay to have it.

/white, if it matters to you


weknowmemes.com
 
2014-03-11 04:32:42 PM
Hindsight is 20/20
 
2014-03-11 04:38:32 PM

lockers: Why does it matter what race the clients of a market are? More racist bullsh*t.


I hope you are joking, because the term black-market has nothing to do with race.

The majority of these stories tend to be about black or hispanic women, whose cultures glorify gals with a big ass so they are the most likely to get these off the book procedures in back alleys.

White women tend to prefer not to have big asses.

You sound white.
 
2014-03-11 04:41:35 PM
She was doin' da butt - hey pretty, pretty
When you get that notion, inject your backfield with potion, OW!
Doin' the butt - hey sexy, sexy
Ain't nothing wrong if you wanna go to jail for not too long.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
 
2014-03-11 04:47:30 PM

whosits_112: lindalouwho: It really amuses me that the butt I inherited and was teased about when I was young is now revered and in style to such a degree that people, black and white (Kardashians?) now pay to have it.

/white, if it matters to you


Lol!

Full disclosure: I'm now an Old. Therefore, butt is old.

/just sayin' ;-)
 
2014-03-11 04:48:21 PM

lindalouwho: It really amuses me that the butt I inherited and was teased about when I was young is now revered and in style to such a degree that people, black and white (Kardashians?) now pay to have it.

/white, if it matters to you


Linda, for what it's worth I am a fan of your MIND since you wrote me that glorious poem the other day. (see credits) Butt, I forgot the verb for such tribute making.
 
2014-03-11 04:51:07 PM

lindalouwho: It really amuses me that the butt I inherited and was teased about when I was young is now revered and in style to such a degree that people, black and white (Kardashians?) now pay to have it.

/white, if it matters to you


Pics, or didn't happen.
 
2014-03-11 04:58:58 PM

Stinkyy: lindalouwho: It really amuses me that the butt I inherited and was teased about when I was young is now revered and in style to such a degree that people, black and white (Kardashians?) now pay to have it.

/white, if it matters to you

Linda, for what it's worth I am a fan of your MIND since you wrote me that glorious poem the other day. (see credits) Butt, I forgot the verb for such tribute making.


Ha! Was simply being fanciful while throwing an old-timey song reference back atcha.

Was silly of me to post in this thread tho, I see. I'll take my lumps tho. At least said lumps aren't in my butt like the poor people in this, and other such sad stories.
 
2014-03-11 05:21:52 PM
Looking for that "Sapphire Stevens" look?
 
2014-03-11 05:37:32 PM
Nope. Not gonna Comment

shechive.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-03-11 06:24:49 PM
If the "Gal" had waited a year or two she would have had a natural big ass.
 
2014-03-11 06:36:04 PM

theflatline: The majority of these stories tend to be about black or hispanic women, whose cultures glorify gals with a big ass so they are the most likely to get these off the book procedures in back alleys.


And tend to be dumb enough to not have the procedure done properly.
 
2014-03-11 07:23:26 PM
The Hottentot / Khoikhoi butt has been around a long time.
 
2014-03-11 07:29:46 PM
Seriously, who the fark gets a black market butt enlargement?
 
2014-03-11 07:55:01 PM

fireclown: Seriously, who the fark gets a black market butt enlargement and lives to talk about it?


There, now we have the proper, full question.
 
2014-03-11 08:05:31 PM

theflatline: lockers: Why does it matter what race the clients of a market are? More racist bullsh*t.

I hope you are joking, because the term black-market has nothing to do with race.

The majority of these stories tend to be about black or hispanic women, whose cultures glorify gals with a big ass so they are the most likely to get these off the book procedures in back alleys.

White women tend to prefer not to have big asses.

You sound white.


You sound dense. Thanks for making me give myself a facepalm concussion.
 
2014-03-11 08:27:46 PM
...Good.

If you're dumb enough to get a butt injection - back alley or no - I don't want you polluting the gene pool. Hopefully this happened before she could reproduce.
 
2014-03-11 09:34:15 PM
Is this headline from a list of "The Top 10 Lessons Learned by Attendees at CPAC"?
 
2014-03-11 10:24:11 PM
There seems to be a cycle with extreme female beauty fads. Men in the Victorian era fetishized small waists, which is natural enough, a low waist-hip ratio is an indicator of fertility, but they focused extreme amounts of attention on just that trait. So women "on the cutting edge of fashion" started wearing tight under-garments that pushed in belly fat, in order to get a smaller waist. They they started wearing bone corsets that actually deformed their ribcages and gave them inhumanly smaller waists. Which eventually stopped being seen as attractive and started being seen as a grotesque deformity, which it was. We seem to be heading in the same direction with big butts. The advantage of the big butt, small waist combo used to be that butt size was pretty hard to fake. But now there's such as thing as "silicone butt injections," which will eventually result in larger and larger, freakier and freakier, fake butts on a certain segment of the population. Which will then eventually be seen as disgusting, and the fad will die. A healthy butt will still be attractive, but the allure of big butts just won't be the same.

/my prediction
 
2014-03-12 01:57:15 AM
Free birth control for anybody who asks. Free first-trimester abortion on demand. Free sterilization regardless of age or (non-)child-bearing history. And free voluntary euthanasia, like "going home" in Soylent Green, regardless of whether the applicant has a "good reason."

The problem of stupidity wouldn't be so bad if there weren't so many stupid people. The same with poverty, sickness and despair. There are simply too many people to work with, and more coming all the time.

Make decreasing the population easy, free, and if possible fun. Make it hip and sexy: if you can sell pickup trucks with sex you can sell anything with it, including sex without pregnancy or child support.

"My mother had to drop out of school at 16 to get married and have me. But I can go to school for as long as I want because I'll never get pregnant!"

"My step-dad insists on jumping my bones but at least he won't knock me up. If I got pregnant my mom would throw me out and I'd never graduate. This way I can move out the right way when I'm ready."

"My dad spent 18 years paying child support for a kid who turned out to be no relation to him. That'll never happen to me! When some chick tells me she's having my baby I'll show her the Certificate of Sterilization and laugh right in her face."

"I'm tired, old, fat, sick and cranky. There's no sense dragging it out 20 more years, it's gone on too long already. Tomorrow at 9 A.M. I'm going down to the Forever Center to get Perpetual Peace. It's free and they'll take anybody, no questions asked. Perpetual Peace, for when the present is bad enough already."

Or we could just encourage lots of unlicensed "cosmetologists" to stick things in people's butts. With dirty needles. For whatever the market will bear. Because freedom! Free enterprise! Respect for diversity! Cherishing the boundless worth of every individual!
 
2014-03-12 02:23:25 AM
Moving forward we should all probably just avoid black-market butt injections in a seedy hotel in the meatpacking district

i242.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-12 01:32:38 PM

The One True TheDavid: Free birth control for anybody who asks. Free first-trimester abortion on demand. Free sterilization regardless of age or (non-)child-bearing history. And free voluntary euthanasia, like "going home" in Soylent Green, regardless of whether the applicant has a "good reason."

The problem of stupidity wouldn't be so bad if there weren't so many stupid people. The same with poverty, sickness and despair. There are simply too many people to work with, and more coming all the time.

Make decreasing the population easy, free, and if possible fun. Make it hip and sexy: if you can sell pickup trucks with sex you can sell anything with it, including sex without pregnancy or child support.

"My mother had to drop out of school at 16 to get married and have me. But I can go to school for as long as I want because I'll never get pregnant!"

"My step-dad insists on jumping my bones but at least he won't knock me up. If I got pregnant my mom would throw me out and I'd never graduate. This way I can move out the right way when I'm ready."

"My dad spent 18 years paying child support for a kid who turned out to be no relation to him. That'll never happen to me! When some chick tells me she's having my baby I'll show her the Certificate of Sterilization and laugh right in her face."

"I'm tired, old, fat, sick and cranky. There's no sense dragging it out 20 more years, it's gone on too long already. Tomorrow at 9 A.M. I'm going down to the Forever Center to get Perpetual Peace. It's free and they'll take anybody, no questions asked. Perpetual Peace, for when the present is bad enough already."

Or we could just encourage lots of unlicensed "cosmetologists" to stick things in people's butts. With dirty needles. For whatever the market will bear. Because freedom! Free enterprise! Respect for diversity! Cherishing the boundless worth of every individual!


I think people should have the right to b euthanized so long as they can sign a contact, they have their Will in order, and they have sufficient funds to pay for the disposal of their human waste/remains. The fact that they might regret it is irrelevant since they have the right to pursue all sorts of other activities that they tend to regret.
 
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