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(Billings Gazette)   Gallant brings a microphone and water bottle to his comedy show. Goofus brings six knives and poor attitude   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, knife, visual routine, weapons complaint  
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3701 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Mar 2014 at 1:55 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-03-11 03:46:55 PM  
2 votes:
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2014-03-11 02:30:53 PM  
2 votes:
I prefer Captain America and Deadpool to Goofus and Gallant

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2014-03-11 12:11:33 PM  
2 votes:
and then, armed with six knives, rushed at the bar's owner.

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2014-03-11 03:15:16 PM  
1 vote:

zjoik: sulco: True fact: Billings was the first place I ever saw a hooker on a street corner.

/no, it wasn't my mom

So...... It was your dad?

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*subtle bow*
2014-03-11 02:45:03 PM  
1 vote:
If Michael Richards had dealt with his heckler like this, he'd probably still have a career.
2014-03-11 02:40:47 PM  
1 vote:
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The comedian in question?
2014-03-11 02:20:23 PM  
1 vote:
I once brought gunpowder, ten inches of 2' steel pipe, two pipe caps, a fuse and a match with me onstage. Needless to say, I bombed.
2014-03-11 02:03:10 PM  
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I gotta admit, guys.  This is pretty great dere.
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