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(WESH Orlando)   Man accused of soliciting prostitute with his 3-year-old son in the car says it was all a big misunderstanding   (wesh.com) divider line 9
    More: Florida, Ridgewood, sting operations, whores, Chitwood  
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3046 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Mar 2014 at 12:19 PM (51 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-03-11 01:40:11 PM  
2 votes:
Weeeeellllll, OOOOKKKKK. I guess I'll take your word on this one. Care to provide an explanation of your 8/15/2013 arrest for battery? Were you helping someone who stumbled?

http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Patrick_Williams_13544071/
2014-03-11 12:24:39 PM  
2 votes:
"All I wanted was help changing a diaper...SHE assumed I meant mine!"
2014-03-11 03:22:25 PM  
1 votes:

oldfarthenry: [i1151.photobucket.com image 396x400]
Close your eyes & go to sleep, son. Daddy wants to test-drive a new mommy!


don't be a wussy!
2014-03-11 02:24:24 PM  
1 votes:
i believed his story until him praying for came in. Immediately lost all sympathy.
2014-03-11 12:39:23 PM  
1 votes:
Maybe it was for the kid

www.joblo.com
2014-03-11 12:33:58 PM  
1 votes:

Secret Agent X23: So at different points in the story, the kid is described as "his two-year-old son," "4-year-old kid," and "three-year-old son."

How many kids were there? Did this incident last two years?


His two-year-old son was on the back seat, his three-year-old son was the secret cop, and there was a 4-year-old goat in the trunk. Clear now?
2014-03-11 12:32:04 PM  
1 votes:

Secret Agent X23: So at different points in the story, the kid is described as "his two-year-old son," "4-year-old kid," and "three-year-old son."

How many kids were there? Did this incident last two years?


An experience like this - you're gonna grow up real quick.
2014-03-11 12:25:21 PM  
1 votes:
I'm gonna pray for this guy.
2014-03-11 12:16:37 PM  
1 votes:
i1151.photobucket.com
Close your eyes & go to sleep, son. Daddy wants to test-drive a new mommy!
 
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