Secret Agent X23: So at different points in the story, the kid is described as "his two-year-old son," "4-year-old kid," and "three-year-old son."How many kids were there? Did this incident last two years?
SordidEuphemism: Not that I buy the dad's story, but he should demand audio. No audio, no proof. No proof, no case.
traylor: Secret Agent X23: So at different points in the story, the kid is described as "his two-year-old son," "4-year-old kid," and "three-year-old son."How many kids were there? Did this incident last two years?His two-year-old son was on the back seat, his three-year-old son was the secret cop, and there was a 4-year-old goat in the trunk. Clear now?
vudukungfu: The cop has to hear the Farkie Sarkie five bucks part.If the John doesn't say Farky Sarky or five bucks, no bust.
snocone: i typed "hear"
boyvoyeur: Weeeeellllll, OOOOKKKKK. I guess I'll take your word on this one. Care to provide an explanation of your 8/15/2013 arrest for battery? Were you helping someone who stumbled?http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Patrick_Williams_13544071/
oldfarthenry: [i1151.photobucket.com image 396x400]Close your eyes & go to sleep, son. Daddy wants to test-drive a new mommy!
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