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(WESH Orlando)   Man accused of soliciting prostitute with his 3-year-old son in the car says it was all a big misunderstanding   (wesh.com) divider line 30
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2014-03-11 12:00:05 PM
The kid had a gun, and wanted some pussy. You can't blame the driver.
 
2014-03-11 12:10:16 PM
Where are you going?

Well you know how much you love swinging in the park?   That nice lady over there's body is daddy's playground.  Even her name is Candi!  Now go back to making shoes, jr.  This ain't going to be cheap.
 
2014-03-11 12:16:37 PM
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Close your eyes & go to sleep, son. Daddy wants to test-drive a new mommy!
 
2014-03-11 12:21:59 PM
Was he looking for a wet nurse?
 
2014-03-11 12:22:22 PM
So at different points in the story, the kid is described as "his two-year-old son," "4-year-old kid," and "three-year-old son."

How many kids were there? Did this incident last two years?
 
2014-03-11 12:24:39 PM
"All I wanted was help changing a diaper...SHE assumed I meant mine!"
 
2014-03-11 12:24:46 PM
Its all just a big misunderstanding. Just another case of a john with a hearrt of gold who saw a working woman and decided to pull over and try to help. I think Eddie Murphy has a foundation that supports men who are wrongly accused of solicitation.
 
2014-03-11 12:25:21 PM
I'm gonna pray for this guy.
 
2014-03-11 12:26:32 PM

Secret Agent X23: So at different points in the story, the kid is described as "his two-year-old son," "4-year-old kid," and "three-year-old son."

How many kids were there? Did this incident last two years?


This bugged me as well. That's some fine journalism there, Lou.
 
2014-03-11 12:29:20 PM
The cop has to hear the Farkie Sarkie five bucks part.
If the John doesn't say Farky Sarky or five bucks, no bust.
 
2014-03-11 12:32:04 PM

Secret Agent X23: So at different points in the story, the kid is described as "his two-year-old son," "4-year-old kid," and "three-year-old son."

How many kids were there? Did this incident last two years?


An experience like this - you're gonna grow up real quick.
 
2014-03-11 12:32:37 PM
Not that I buy the dad's story, but he should demand audio. No audio, no proof. No proof, no case.
 
2014-03-11 12:33:58 PM

Secret Agent X23: So at different points in the story, the kid is described as "his two-year-old son," "4-year-old kid," and "three-year-old son."

How many kids were there? Did this incident last two years?


His two-year-old son was on the back seat, his three-year-old son was the secret cop, and there was a 4-year-old goat in the trunk. Clear now?
 
2014-03-11 12:39:23 PM
Maybe it was for the kid

www.joblo.com
 
2014-03-11 12:39:42 PM

SordidEuphemism: Not that I buy the dad's story, but he should demand audio. No audio, no proof. No proof, no case.


No audio means undercover officer testimony, where the defendant is asking the jury to believe that he really just wanted to pray for the prostitute, while the officer is saying he asked for oral.  I think there's still a case there somewhere.
 
2014-03-11 12:41:02 PM

traylor: Secret Agent X23: So at different points in the story, the kid is described as "his two-year-old son," "4-year-old kid," and "three-year-old son."

How many kids were there? Did this incident last two years?

His two-year-old son was on the back seat, his three-year-old son was the secret cop, and there was a 4-year-old goat in the trunk. Clear now?


Clear as Cop Math or Media Math ever is.
 
2014-03-11 12:42:18 PM

vudukungfu: The cop has to hear the Farkie Sarkie five bucks part.
If the John doesn't say Farky Sarky or five bucks, no bust.


Cops hear what they want to here.
 
2014-03-11 12:43:44 PM
i typed "hear"
 
2014-03-11 12:52:12 PM
 
2014-03-11 01:05:28 PM
I'm confused. If there's no video/audio, why are they going on just the officer's word? Did he give her money?
Did he even arrive at the supposed destination?
If he went to the motel expecting to meet up with her, or he gave her money for advance payment or something, then I say he was soliciting.
If he just drove several blocks away and was arrested after only talking with her: Reasonable doubt.

You can't just have "he said, she said" in the court of law; that's what Judge Judy is for.
 
2014-03-11 01:17:06 PM
A threesome with a three-year old.

(It ain't gay, if it's in a three way. . .)
 
2014-03-11 01:24:09 PM
Spanish?
 
2014-03-11 01:31:05 PM
No, I really needed a sitter on short notice.  I wasn't asking her to have sex with me, I just said I always wanted to bang the babysitter when I took her home.  I figured she'd take the job to get a sale later!

snocone: i typed "hear"


At least once.
 
2014-03-11 01:32:02 PM
Yes, it always is a big misunderstanding. Folks are generally well behaved these days.
 
2014-03-11 01:36:18 PM
This article is so poorly written I have no idea what happened. Can anyone explain it. Did he drive away with her, or agree to meet her? I am so confused.
 
2014-03-11 01:40:11 PM
Weeeeellllll, OOOOKKKKK. I guess I'll take your word on this one. Care to provide an explanation of your 8/15/2013 arrest for battery? Were you helping someone who stumbled?

http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Patrick_Williams_13544071/
 
2014-03-11 02:07:28 PM

boyvoyeur: Weeeeellllll, OOOOKKKKK. I guess I'll take your word on this one. Care to provide an explanation of your 8/15/2013 arrest for battery? Were you helping someone who stumbled?

http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Patrick_Williams_13544071/


Could have been with his wife's boyfriend for all we know.   Without audio evidence from the police I don't necessarily at all believe their side over his.  Some fight he was on the losing end of (legally) last August doesn't mean a thing.
 
2014-03-11 02:24:24 PM
i believed his story until him praying for came in. Immediately lost all sympathy.
 
2014-03-11 03:22:25 PM

oldfarthenry: [i1151.photobucket.com image 396x400]
Close your eyes & go to sleep, son. Daddy wants to test-drive a new mommy!


don't be a wussy!
 
2014-03-12 01:50:54 AM
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