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(Today)   Amputee celebrates little victories he's accomplished - like single-handedly opening a bottle of wine: Important daily tasks   (today.com) divider line 19
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2014-03-11 12:10:38 PM
There's a lot you can do with one hand that's pretty important...
 
2014-03-11 12:33:17 PM
that's mind bottling.
 
2014-03-11 12:35:40 PM

UberDave: There's a lot you can do with one hand that's pretty important...


That's a good way to avoid the clap.
 
2014-03-11 01:09:38 PM
Like ringing the doorbell of his hot neighbor?
 
2014-03-11 01:11:05 PM
wineenthusiast.scene7.com

I'm sure that's not an issue.
 
2014-03-11 01:18:44 PM

wildcardjack: I'm sure that's not an issue.


Only if the table has a rig for holding the bottle in place. Otherwise it will spin and fall.
 
2014-03-11 01:21:45 PM
frontgate.scene7.com
 
2014-03-11 01:31:47 PM
I lost the ability to open a beer with a lighter when I lost my finger. It made me sad.
 
2014-03-11 01:38:24 PM
She is inconsolable

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2014-03-11 01:42:11 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: She is inconsolable

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Thank you.
 
2014-03-11 01:43:57 PM

rebelyell2006: wildcardjack: I'm sure that's not an issue.

Only if the table has a rig for holding the bottle in place. Otherwise it will spin and fall.


You've got two legs!  You know how to open them!
 
2014-03-11 01:44:52 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: She is inconsolable

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Stump sex?
 
2014-03-11 01:49:06 PM
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2014-03-11 01:59:14 PM

lamric: [img.fark.net image 751x749]


D'awww.
 
2014-03-11 02:01:14 PM

lamric: [img.fark.net image 751x749]


Looks like that little girl's going to be all right.
 
2014-03-11 03:07:48 PM

lamric:


That


Is why i like fark
 
2014-03-11 04:00:02 PM
*ffff *ffff *ffff - the sound of him applauding subby for the excellent headline!
 
2014-03-11 06:14:22 PM
I see what you did there
 
2014-03-12 01:38:14 PM
Too bad god hates him now: http://whywontgodhealamputees.com/
 
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