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2014-03-11 12:09:51 PM  
5 votes:

LarryDan43: the_peddler: No charges? What the he'll is going on down there?

He can still be law abiding.

Well it's not the first time Jacob and the Lord got into a tussle.
2014-03-11 12:19:03 PM  
2 votes:

Surprise! Bang! Bang!

2014-03-11 03:34:19 PM  
1 vote:
And it went down like this:

(sadly, I actually played that steaming, toothy terd of a game way back when)
2014-03-11 01:07:08 PM  
1 vote:

That Guy Jeff: GanjSmokr: That Guy Jeff: Wow, 48 years old and delivering pizza. Sounds like a real winner.

Sounds like more of a winner than someone who would turn down a paying job because they felt it was beneath them.

Oh sure, he gets points for taking any job he could get. His negative score comes from "pizza delivery" being the only job he could get. He's had a good 30 years to acquire ANY useful skills, and instead he's at the exact same place a brand new 18 year old worker is. That's pathetic. What a wasted life. 30 years of chances to do ANYTHING useful and he's employed only because people are too lazy to drive a mile to pick up a pizza. Yeah, it's better than nothing, but this essentially worthless waste of carbon is also taking that job experience from an 18 year old that needs some extra cash while attending college, so I really consider that a wash.

As the saying goes, the world needs ditch diggers, too.

Maybe he should quit and go on welfare so the 18 year old can have a pizza delivery job?
2014-03-11 12:42:20 PM  
1 vote:

That Guy Jeff:  48-year old Gerald Hilton Lord of Fayetteville was delivering an order

Wow, 48 years old and delivering pizza. Sounds like a real winner. Betcha the 18 year old pointed out what a "winner" this guy was and that's why he came back to argue with him some more.

It appears he was elected Lord of Fayetteville so he probably just does it for the disposable income so he can get hookers and blow
2014-03-11 12:24:23 PM  
1 vote:
2014-03-11 12:15:17 PM  
1 vote:
Wait - the 48 year-old was delivering pizza, and the 18 year-old was all like "get off my lawn"?
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