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(NW Florida Daily News)   Man trying to bum a butt arrested for acting like an ass   (nwfdailynews.com) divider line 11
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2014-03-11 01:15:21 PM
Welcome Spring Breakers!
 
2014-03-11 01:16:12 PM
What a bum.
 
2014-03-11 01:22:07 PM
Panhandlers love to smoke. I went to Panama City last November and couldn't believe all the cigarette stores.
 
2014-03-11 01:25:02 PM
Neck tattoos shout classy
 
2014-03-11 01:26:06 PM
Someone should donkey-punch the shiat out of him.
 
2014-03-11 01:34:25 PM

mike_d85: Someone should donkey-punch the shiat out of him.


Perhaps he was just Cranky?
 
2014-03-11 01:39:08 PM

mike_d85: Someone should donkey-punch the shiat out of him.


Someone will.
In the joint.
 
2014-03-11 02:25:29 PM
I was walking to work one day, and a guy who was lying in the doorway of one of the shut-down Walmartized local businesses asked me for a cigarette. I told him I didn't have any, and he shrieked at me "WELL, GET SOME!"
 
2014-03-11 04:31:00 PM
Sounds like the business owner decided to get all tough guy and then opted for all snivel to the cops after the guy pulled the knife.
 
2014-03-11 05:01:43 PM

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: I was walking to work one day, and a guy who was lying in the doorway of one of the shut-down Walmartized local businesses asked me for a cigarette. I told him I didn't have any, and he shrieked at me "WELL, GET SOME!"


I can't believe how many homeless (and too-good-for-a-job hipsters) would approach me back when I smoked and think it was all right to ask me for a cigarette. WTF, people? They weren't a gift to me from the skies, I farking WORKED for the money.

My standard reply became, "Sorry, I only have the one."
 
2014-03-11 05:15:25 PM

mama2tnt: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: I was walking to work one day, and a guy who was lying in the doorway of one of the shut-down Walmartized local businesses asked me for a cigarette. I told him I didn't have any, and he shrieked at me "WELL, GET SOME!"

I can't believe how many homeless (and too-good-for-a-job hipsters) would approach me back when I smoked and think it was all right to ask me for a cigarette. WTF, people? They weren't a gift to me from the skies, I farking WORKED for the money.

My standard reply became, "Sorry, I only have the one."


I'll give if I got it and the person looks like they need help. But I used to live in Arcata, and always ran into the same panhandlers daily. My standard response when accosted for money was, "DO I LOOK LIKE A PERSON WHO GIVES AWAY SPARE CHANGE?!?", at the top of my lungs. Eventually they caught on that I wasn't going to pay a daily toll just to walk to work.
 
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