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(11 Alive)   Man brings BB gun to debt argument, demanding payment. Debtor and his shotgun decide to refinance   (11alive.com) divider line 21
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2014-03-11 12:23:02 PM  
FTA: investigators obtained a search warrant for bodily fluids
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2014-03-11 12:32:12 PM  

rkiller1: FTA: investigators obtained a search warrant for bodily fluids
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utenti.quipo.it
 
2014-03-11 12:39:54 PM  
I don't understand. If he can't pay you then you shoot him he definitely can't pay you because he's either dead or in hospital.

I think I might be trying to inject logic into an illogical situation again.

/Sorry
 
2014-03-11 12:41:15 PM  
great headline

/salute
 
2014-03-11 01:01:46 PM  
Baker said investigators obtained a search warrant for bodily fluids to determine if Turner was under the influence. Turner refused to comply with the warrant and was arrested for obstruction; he has not yet been charged in the shooting.

Who the hell cares if the man defending himself from a violent wannabe mafia loan shark was under the influence? Everyone on this site is under the influence while at home... that doesn't mean you can't defend yourself.
 
2014-03-11 01:01:56 PM  

illannoyin: I don't understand. If he can't pay you then you shoot him he definitely can't pay you because he's either dead or in hospital.

I think I might be trying to inject logic into an illogical situation again.

/Sorry


It could also be that you don't read too good.
 
2014-03-11 01:04:36 PM  
"A BB gun only fires one BB, whereas a shotgun fires hundreds of mini BB's, at greater velocity, over a wider range."  It's the 2nd rule of economics, right after "there's no such thing as a free lunch"
 
2014-03-11 01:09:54 PM  
Probably shot him because of the awful hockey hair.
 
2014-03-11 01:11:22 PM  
As the ancient Tibetan Philosophy states "Don't start none, won't be none!"
 
2014-03-11 01:17:31 PM  
The moose out front should have told ya.
 
2014-03-11 01:20:15 PM  
That Guy Jeff

Who the hell cares if the man defending himself from a violent wannabe mafia loan shark was under the influence? Everyone on this site is under the influence while at home... that doesn't mean you can't defend yourself.

Came to say ^
 
2014-03-11 01:25:26 PM  

rkiller1: FTA: investigators obtained a search warrant for bodily fluids
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seems like we are done here.
 
2014-03-11 01:52:28 PM  
It's the Joe Biden way
 
2014-03-11 02:03:15 PM  
good one, subby
 
2014-03-11 02:32:25 PM  

That Guy Jeff: Baker said investigators obtained a search warrant for bodily fluids to determine if Turner was under the influence. Turner refused to comply with the warrant and was arrested for obstruction; he has not yet been charged in the shooting.

Who the hell cares if the man defending himself from a violent wannabe mafia loan shark was under the influence? Everyone on this site is under the influence while at home... that doesn't mean you can't defend yourself.


/|\ This, having 1 or 2 does not take away/limit my right to exercise my 2nd Amend rights; Hell I always go to the voting booth after having 4 or 5 martinis... You gonna say my vote doesn't count then? Well, time to take away Drew's right to free speech, 'cauz you know it's the Whiskey talking...
 
2014-03-11 03:49:09 PM  

That Guy Jeff: Baker said investigators obtained a search warrant for bodily fluids to determine if Turner was under the influence. Turner refused to comply with the warrant and was arrested for obstruction; he has not yet been charged in the shooting.

Who the hell cares if the man defending himself from a violent wannabe mafia loan shark was under the influence? Everyone on this site is under the influence while at home... that doesn't mean you can't defend yourself.


seriously.  i was wondering that myself.  does having a few beers at home mean you can't defend yourself from an armed assailant?

if there was any evidence that this shooting was unlawful then yeah - ask if he was under the influence, but on what planet would that be enough on its own?
 
2014-03-11 03:51:07 PM  

illannoyin: I don't understand. If he can't pay you then you shoot him he definitely can't pay you because he's either dead or in hospital.

I think I might be trying to inject logic into an illogical situation again.

/Sorry


maybe you should spend more time trying to inject some RTFA
;-p
 
2014-03-11 04:36:29 PM  

Pathman: That Guy Jeff: Baker said investigators obtained a search warrant for bodily fluids to determine if Turner was under the influence. Turner refused to comply with the warrant and was arrested for obstruction; he has not yet been charged in the shooting.

Who the hell cares if the man defending himself from a violent wannabe mafia loan shark was under the influence? Everyone on this site is under the influence while at home... that doesn't mean you can't defend yourself.

seriously.  i was wondering that myself.  does having a few beers at home mean you can't defend yourself from an armed assailant?

if there was any evidence that this shooting was unlawful then yeah - ask if he was under the influence, but on what planet would that be enough on its own?


Either there's a lot more to the story or the cops went full retard.
 
2014-03-11 04:42:10 PM  

mschwenk: Pathman: That Guy Jeff: Baker said investigators obtained a search warrant for bodily fluids to determine if Turner was under the influence. Turner refused to comply with the warrant and was arrested for obstruction; he has not yet been charged in the shooting.

Who the hell cares if the man defending himself from a violent wannabe mafia loan shark was under the influence? Everyone on this site is under the influence while at home... that doesn't mean you can't defend yourself.

seriously.  i was wondering that myself.  does having a few beers at home mean you can't defend yourself from an armed assailant?

if there was any evidence that this shooting was unlawful then yeah - ask if he was under the influence, but on what planet would that be enough on its own?

Either there's a lot more to the story or the cops went full retard.


yeah...or my guess:

C) both
 
2014-03-11 08:39:10 PM  

Pathman: mschwenk: Pathman: That Guy Jeff: Baker said investigators obtained a search warrant for bodily fluids to determine if Turner was under the influence. Turner refused to comply with the warrant and was arrested for obstruction; he has not yet been charged in the shooting.

Who the hell cares if the man defending himself from a violent wannabe mafia loan shark was under the influence? Everyone on this site is under the influence while at home... that doesn't mean you can't defend yourself.

seriously.  i was wondering that myself.  does having a few beers at home mean you can't defend yourself from an armed assailant?

if there was any evidence that this shooting was unlawful then yeah - ask if he was under the influence, but on what planet would that be enough on its own?

Either there's a lot more to the story or the cops went full retard.

yeah...or my guess:

C) both


A very distinct possibility.
 
2014-03-11 09:27:48 PM  
They need to be more specific in the request, that term can be interpreted a few ways.
 
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