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(The Raw Story)   Subby hasn't seen "Frozen" but plans to very soon upon learning that it is actually a Satanic tool for indoctrinating young lesbians. Giggity   (rawstory.com) divider line 204
    More: Spiffy, Disney, learning, Swanson, radio host, lesbians  
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2014-03-11 07:58:38 AM  
Bad Satan! No souls for you!

Religiotards are equal portions hilarious and disturbing...
 
2014-03-11 07:58:53 AM  
I know for a fact that the movie went back in time and turned my daughter bi years before she saw the movie.
 
2014-03-11 07:59:28 AM  
This says less about the movie than the volumes it brings to light about radio hosts.
 
2014-03-11 08:00:09 AM  
The bad part is that "Let It Go" will now be performed at every school talent show for the next decade (boys-only schools exempted). A Disney power ballad for girls is a powerful force for annoyance for those who have to sit through it.
 
2014-03-11 08:01:28 AM  
insisting he was not a "tinfoil hat conspiratorialist,"

the gentleman doth protest too much, methinks
 
2014-03-11 08:01:43 AM  
Do you want to **** a snowman?
 
2014-03-11 08:03:00 AM  
I wonder if the average parent going to see Frozen is thinking that way.

I gotta go with "no", sir. No.
 
2014-03-11 08:03:37 AM  
Giggity indeed.
 
2014-03-11 08:05:02 AM  
Well, what isn't these days?
 
2014-03-11 08:05:09 AM  
Religious right-wing radio host
Should have stopped reading right there, but Religious right-wing radio host is usually equated with "tinfoil hat conspiratorialist"

While insisting he was not a "tinfoil hat conspiratorialist,"
And then I stopped reading.
 
2014-03-11 08:05:27 AM  
Are average people thinking this film is lesbian indoctrination? No. We aren't insane.
 
2014-03-11 08:07:29 AM  
"I would buy Disney," Swanson continued. "If I was the Devil, I would buy Disney in 1984, that's what I would have done."

S
atan did buy Disney. He beat you to it.

What did you think would happen when a young girl finds a stranger in the Alps?
 
2014-03-11 08:12:33 AM  
Frozen, as in the name, makes me think of my ex...
 
2014-03-11 08:12:52 AM  
"If I was the Devil, what would I do to really foul up an entire social system and do something really, really, really evil to 5- and 6- and 7-year-olds in Christian families around America?"

How about claiming to be a righteous Christian, creating a nutty radio show, and then filling these kids heads with a lot of superstitious paranoid nonsense?  That sounds like more of Satan's style than buying Disney.
 
2014-03-11 08:12:57 AM  
To be a "right wing radio host", you need to actually be on the radio.  I cannot find ay stations that carry this guy. I think that makes him a podcaster.
 
2014-03-11 08:15:21 AM  
The lead girl fell in love at the end.

If anything it is a lesson for girls not to trust the first boy who tries to bang her, I would think "conservatives" would support that message...
 
2014-03-11 08:15:31 AM  
You know what's really evil and damaging to young childrens self worth in america? Crazy religious nutbags!
Frozen is an adorable movie about love between two sisters. RELATED sisters, not LESBO sisters. Jeez.
 
2014-03-11 08:16:02 AM  

MindStalker: I know for a fact that the movie went back in time and turned my daughter bi years before she saw the movie.


Go on....
 
2014-03-11 08:16:48 AM  
Oh look.  It's Kevin Swanson.  The same guy who hates the Girl Scouts and told us the Beatles are to blame for twerking.

Why do we give a shiat?
 
2014-03-11 08:17:05 AM  
We can't let this scourge warp the fragile minds of our precious snowflakesmen
 
2014-03-11 08:18:40 AM  
When 'Finding Nemo' was released, my parents took me to see the movie. Afterwards I asked my Dad what he thought about it. He proceeded to go into a short rant about how he interpreted the movie as having a 'gay agenda'. Something about Dory representing a new, same-sexed parent being brought into a family.

I thought his comments were bad. These are worse. Good job, random Right-Wing radio guy.
 
2014-03-11 08:19:56 AM  
Yes, both female leads found purpose and strength in their relationship with their sister rather than relying than either of them relying on a man to give them these things. I don't think conservatives actually know the difference between a non-subservient woman and lesbian.

/Days since conserveligious wharrgarbl forces creation of yet more militant feminists: 0
 
2014-03-11 08:20:40 AM  

liam76: The lead girl fell in love at the end.

If anything it is a lesson for girls not to trust the first boy who tries to bang her, I would think "conservatives" would support that message...


why would you think that?
 
2014-03-11 08:21:40 AM  
Just because a woman who doesn't want to have sex with you says she isn't frigid doesn't mean she's gay. It means you're unattractive.
 
2014-03-11 08:22:02 AM  
I have 3 daughters who loved it.

Woohoo!  No wedding expenses for me!
 
2014-03-11 08:23:09 AM  

Ned Stark: liam76: The lead girl fell in love at the end.

If anything it is a lesson for girls not to trust the first boy who tries to bang her, I would think "conservatives" would support that message...

why would you think that?


Because that boy might be a black.
 
2014-03-11 08:23:19 AM  
Great!  Now I don't have to worry about my 5 year old daughter getting knocked up as a teenager!
 
2014-03-11 08:23:20 AM  

Keels: When 'Finding Nemo' was released, my parents took me to see the movie. Afterwards I asked my Dad what he thought about it. He proceeded to go into a short rant about how he interpreted the movie as having a 'gay agenda'. Something about Dory representing a new, same-sexed parent being brought into a family.

I thought his comments were bad. These are worse. Good job, random Right-Wing radio guy.


He did realize Dory was female right?
 
2014-03-11 08:23:59 AM  

GeekDragon: Do you want to **** a snowman?


I nearly fell over the first time I heard that. Still makes me chuckle.
 
2014-03-11 08:24:46 AM  

The Muthaship: I have 3 daughters who loved it.

Woohoo!  No wedding expenses for me!


With all the gay marriage being made legal, you're screwed either way... :D

//no I don't have anything against gay marriage.
 
2014-03-11 08:25:04 AM  
Close2TheEdge:How about claiming to be a righteous Christian,

Did that already too - round about 300AD
 
2014-03-11 08:25:26 AM  
Don't like Disney? Then don't go to Disney movies.
Don't like religious radio talk show hosts? Turn the station.

There. Fixed.
 
2014-03-11 08:26:20 AM  

mjones73: The Muthaship: I have 3 daughters who loved it.

Woohoo!  No wedding expenses for me!

With all the gay marriage being made legal, you're screwed either way... :D

//no I don't have anything against gay marriage.


Yeah, I was wondering about what the etiquette will be on gay marriage.  Do the girls' parents split it?  Who pays for the boys?
 
2014-03-11 08:27:55 AM  

The Muthaship: I have 3 daughters who loved it.

Woohoo!  No wedding expenses for me!


That's what you think. By the time they grow up gay marriage will be legal in most places.
 
2014-03-11 08:29:58 AM  
It must also encourage incestual relationships.
 
2014-03-11 08:30:07 AM  
"If it is in agreement with the bible, we have no need of them; and if these are opposed to the Bible, destroy them."  - Rand paul
 
2014-03-11 08:30:26 AM  

mjones73: Keels: When 'Finding Nemo' was released, my parents took me to see the movie. Afterwards I asked my Dad what he thought about it. He proceeded to go into a short rant about how he interpreted the movie as having a 'gay agenda'. Something about Dory representing a new, same-sexed parent being brought into a family.

I thought his comments were bad. These are worse. Good job, random Right-Wing radio guy.

He did realize Dory was female right?


Yep. It really shocked me when he said it, because normally he's a lot more level-headed about such things. My guess is he was stuck on the fact that Ellen DeGeneres played Dory. He never brought the subject up again, so at least there's that.

Does make me want to see if he'll watch the sequel with me when it comes out.
 
2014-03-11 08:30:35 AM  
I saw it - the only part that turned me gay was the snowman-reindeer sexual tension - and I think it was more of a buggery thing than a gay thing, even though they were both dudes.

I think my daughter's ok though - she doesn't have a sister, so no need to worry about her catching teh gay from it.
 
2014-03-11 08:31:18 AM  

The Muthaship: I have 3 daughters who loved it.

Woohoo!  No wedding expenses for me!


You know, states are adopting same-sex marriage at an increasing pace. I imagine by the time your daughters and mine grow up, it will be legal across the country.
 
2014-03-11 08:31:26 AM  
I don't even see how this movie could be construed as lesbian propaganda. All romantic relationships are heterosexual, and the two main female characters are sisters. Actually, apart from them and their mother, is there an other female speaking part ?
 
2014-03-11 08:32:09 AM  

jjwars1: It must also encourage incestual relationships.


Incest is a family thing and conservatives love families  so I guess incest is a conservative vitrue

/real families with a father and a mother and children not those bastard things that are different
 
2014-03-11 08:33:05 AM  

The Muthaship: mjones73: The Muthaship: I have 3 daughters who loved it.

Woohoo!  No wedding expenses for me!

With all the gay marriage being made legal, you're screwed either way... :D

//no I don't have anything against gay marriage.

Yeah, I was wondering about what the etiquette will be on gay marriage.  Do the girls' parents split it?  Who pays for the boys?


Gah! Should have read the whole thread. Girls parents will go halvsies. Boys - get a job, already!
 
2014-03-11 08:33:15 AM  
Hey now. Give the guy a break. He's just wondering out loud.
 
2014-03-11 08:33:26 AM  

mjones73: The Muthaship: I have 3 daughters who loved it.


I think I would have rather had my daughter turned into a lesbian than turned into a little girl who dances around the house singing  "LET IT GO LET IT GO CAN'T HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE" at the top of her lungs.

/ kinda liked the movie, but too much snowman
 
2014-03-11 08:34:20 AM  
I can't tell if it would be a gift or a curse to be able to read conspiracy into virtually everything.
 
2014-03-11 08:34:36 AM  
I think you guys are being too flippant. It costs 60 bucks to see the movie for a family of four. 25 bucks for the Blue Ray. The inevitable parade of toys, dresses, video games etc. If you're the parent of a 7-year old girl, you're lucky to get out of this with less than 300 dollars wrapped up in it all. If that's not Satanic, what is?
 
2014-03-11 08:35:25 AM  

Katolu: GeekDragon: Do you want to **** a snowman?

I nearly fell over the first time I heard that. Still makes me chuckle.


Even while watching at the theater, this little ditty popped into my head during that song.
 
2014-03-11 08:36:31 AM  
I hope Swanson gets hold of my novels...that'll learn him about antisocial lesbian propaganda :)

/hope he tries to burn them
//they're ebooks
 
2014-03-11 08:37:12 AM  

GeekDragon: Do you want to **** a snowman?


Or a snowwoman?
 
2014-03-11 08:37:24 AM  

Keels: When 'Finding Nemo' was released, my parents took me to see the movie. Afterwards I asked my Dad what he thought about it. He proceeded to go into a short rant about how he interpreted the movie as having a 'gay agenda'. Something about Dory representing a new, same-sexed parent being brought into a family.

I thought his comments were bad. These are worse. Good job, random Right-Wing radio guy.


Here's the logic, according to my church's Church Lady:
1) Ellen Degenerate, the voice of Dory, is a lesbian. OMG!
2) Clownfish, like Nemo and his dad, can change gender. OMG, trans-sexualism!

Don't you think it's odd that these Christian fundamentalists see gay sex everywhere, in everything? They must think about gay sex more than gay people.

Not that there's anything wrong with that...
 
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