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(Denver Channel)   Motorists stuck in traffic use man's yard as a restroom. Homeowner has the evidence on streaming video   (thedenverchannel.com) divider line 8
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2014-03-11 02:46:08 PM
1 votes:
Thank goodness it's not STEAMING video.
2014-03-11 10:20:53 AM
1 votes:

Fark_Guy_Rob: Private_Citizen: Fark_Guy_Rob: People aren't peeing there because they want to.  They are making the conscious choice between using their own vehicle as a bathroom or someone else's property.  Naturally, they are inclined to choose someone else's.

Signs and ropes just make it clear that someone else owns the property.  They already know this.  They don't care.  Piss in my car or piss outside my car?  I'll piss outside my car!

Reminds of all the jack-ass runners who turn every marathon into an outdoor toilet.  Why should things like *laws* get in the way of some weekend warrior who'll post some horrible marathon time?  Just do your business on some poor suckers door step!  You've got a race to run.  It is your right!

Run a hidden wire in all the likely spots and hook it to a fence charger before the race.

Except you are about 100x more likely to get prosecuted for such an act than the people who are using your house as an outdoor toilet.


Heard this story of a guy who just had to go.
I mean REALLY had to go.

Tried to hide in a private property and take care of #2.
Home owner stands there with a gun...points it at him...and makes him eat it.

The guy got sick, sued the propert owner and actually won.
I think the court even mentioned if he was shot as a trespasser, the home owner would have been fine (can't remember which state). But making him eat the crap was unlawful.

Moral of the story?
Some things are just worth it.
2014-03-11 10:06:03 AM
1 votes:

Fark_Guy_Rob: Reminds of all the jack-ass runners who turn every marathon into an outdoor toilet.  Why should things like *laws* get in the way of some weekend warrior who'll post some horrible marathon time?  Just do your business on some poor suckers door step!  You've got a race to run.  It is your right!


Reminds me of a cohort in college.  He was running in a intramural college running event.  He woke up late, and being one of those guys who likes to take his dump first thing in the morning, wasnt able to unload.  He barely got there in time.

The event starts off and about halfway though, he just cant take it any more and has to unload, so
he hops into the woods to take a shiat.  Pulls his shorts back up and back to the race.  80% of the way in, he comes to realize he was not able to fully unload, and now has to go again.   It is very close to the end of the race though, and he can't afford to stop and hop in the woods again.  So he just craps his pants while he is running.

He continues on and is able to win the race.  We gave him a hard time and said the guys behind him probably had a hard time breathing.  He had to stand around for a bit, which I am sure while you have shiat in your pants, would make you self conscious.  He collected his trophy and came back to the dorm.

He said when he hit the shower, just the water hitting his back and then hitting his ass felt like acid burning his butt hole.   I didn't ask what the actual cleaning of the between the cheeks must have felt like.

Now you bastards should know why it isn't a good idea to let your kids sit in a crap diaper and pretend you didn't notice it and wait for mom to find it.
2014-03-11 09:53:06 AM
1 votes:
"We have million dollar views around here," he said, wistfully.

Million dollars views that include wall-to-wall traffic running right next to his house, apparently.
Doesn't excuse the peeing and/or pooping, though. That is not cool.
2014-03-11 09:51:42 AM
1 votes:
FTA: "Koch and his wife are now trying to catch trespassers on camera to turn them in, because with construction scheduled to last until the end of the year, there is no relief in sight... or rather there's too much."

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/Woooo! Double meanings and such!
2014-03-11 09:49:46 AM
1 votes:

Fark_Guy_Rob: People aren't peeing there because they want to.  They are making the conscious choice between using their own vehicle as a bathroom or someone else's property.  Naturally, they are inclined to choose someone else's.

Signs and ropes just make it clear that someone else owns the property.  They already know this.  They don't care.  Piss in my car or piss outside my car?  I'll piss outside my car!

Reminds of all the jack-ass runners who turn every marathon into an outdoor toilet.  Why should things like *laws* get in the way of some weekend warrior who'll post some horrible marathon time?  Just do your business on some poor suckers door step!  You've got a race to run.  It is your right!


Run a hidden wire in all the likely spots and hook it to a fence charger before the race.
2014-03-11 09:47:07 AM
1 votes:
People aren't peeing there because they want to.  They are making the conscious choice between using their own vehicle as a bathroom or someone else's property.  Naturally, they are inclined to choose someone else's.

Signs and ropes just make it clear that someone else owns the property.  They already know this.  They don't care.  Piss in my car or piss outside my car?  I'll piss outside my car!

Reminds of all the jack-ass runners who turn every marathon into an outdoor toilet.  Why should things like *laws* get in the way of some weekend warrior who'll post some horrible marathon time?  Just do your business on some poor suckers door step!  You've got a race to run.  It is your right!
2014-03-11 09:44:12 AM
1 votes:
This is why the Lord invented BB guns.  Use pellets for a more accurate shot and help them get some lead in their pencil.
 
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