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(WTKR)   Protip: If you're awaiting trial for stealing an expensive camera from a dying friend and want bail, don't call your friends to plan a pot smoking binge and to punch someone in the face, because those calls are recorded   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Chris Pardee, smoking binge, Kathryn Zapatka, telephone tapping, Scott Lang, smoking  
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1962 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Mar 2014 at 9:20 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-03-11 09:29:06 AM  
Well, that's just like, the way I want to live my life, man.
2014-03-11 09:49:08 AM  
Much dumb. So stupid. Wow.
2014-03-11 10:10:04 AM  
Protip: Please quit using "protip"
2014-03-11 10:54:11 AM  
After reading the article it seemed to be summed up as:
"A douche who stole a camera from his friend can't be released from jail because he might smoke the pot, and he made a vague threat!  Also he was caught being manipulative through phone tapping.  Clearly he's a menace and a threat!"

Then I watched the accompanying video, to see if there was maybe more info in there.  It shows a clip said douche uploaded to Facebook of him forcing a cat to shotgun his bong hit.

And my sympathy ended there.
2014-03-11 01:49:21 PM  
Don't these people watch any of the two dozen cop shows? Shut up unless talking to your lawyer.
2014-03-11 04:30:51 PM  
Dumb as fark, even by VA Beach standards!
2014-03-11 06:58:56 PM  
The conversation between the judge and the "girlfriend" was nice. Who's representing this guy? That sounded like a fiasco.
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