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(Click On Detroit)   Woman arrested for biting off chunk of boyfriend's ear is charged with felony after victim waives hearing   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, woman arrested, felony, boyfriends, ears  
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2011 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Mar 2014 at 10:39 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-03-11 11:11:14 AM  
2 votes:
"If the teeth don't fit, you must acquit!"

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/might work better than the Chewbacca defense
2014-03-11 11:01:40 AM  
2 votes:
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Clean her up and bring her to my bunk.

/the jail photographer could have panned down a few more inches.
2014-03-11 10:54:32 AM  
2 votes:
So...shes single?
2014-03-11 10:51:40 AM  
1 vote:

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She has dead eyes.  Also, on the last pic:  © MyFoxDetriot.  Nice job there, DailyFail.
2014-03-11 10:46:22 AM  
1 vote:

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That woman looks upset for some reason. Wasn't she getting enough?

She's likely deaf in one ear and figured that eating his would somehow transfer his hearing energy to her.
2014-03-11 10:43:06 AM  
1 vote:
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