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(Independent)   Durex condoms buys global rights to K-Y lubricants. Entire deal should take two months to complete unless the attorneys finish earlier than expected   ( divider line
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2014-03-11 09:55:40 AM  
The deal is set to close in the coming months.

So, they're hoping to "seal the deal," IYKWIMAITYD.
2014-03-11 11:59:32 AM  
I'm sure the deal will slide along smoothly and finish strong, but the new member might experience slowly declining performance until its owner gives it another injection.
2014-03-11 02:36:37 PM  
Hope they blow their load all over this deal.

2014-03-11 03:19:37 PM  
Santorum for CEO?
2014-03-11 04:14:56 PM  
As long as no one pokes holes in their plan.
2014-03-11 04:45:55 PM  
would like to know the backstory on this deal
2014-03-12 03:56:20 PM  
The amount of giggling coming out of that conference room must be quite suspicious to the other lawyers at the firm.
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