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(io9)   What can Calvin Coolidge teach us about sex? Well, not much directly because he's dead. Still, the question has merit   (animals.io9.com) divider line 17
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2014-03-11 09:59:57 AM
He should be pretty hard by now
 
2014-03-11 10:00:57 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-11 10:04:11 AM
You know, for a president that was noted for not saying much at all, Calvin Coolidge sure is quotable.
 
2014-03-11 10:15:10 AM
Don't say more than two words and nap often?
 
2014-03-11 10:19:12 AM

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Don't get to trot this one out very frequently.
 
2014-03-11 10:23:08 AM
"Sex is easy when a Hoover comes behind you."
 
2014-03-11 10:24:27 AM
It seems that, during a visit to a large chicken farm, the president fell somewhat behind his wife.

Step 1: Get behind her. Nice move.

As the story goes: "Mrs. Coolidge, observing the vigor with which one particularly promising rooster covered hen after hen, asked the guide to make certain that the President took note of the rooster's behavior.

Step 2: Have your wife look at another dude's cock. Wait what?

When President Coolidge got to the hen yard, the rooster was pointed out and his exploits recounted by the guide, who added that Mrs. Coolidge had requested that the President be made aware of the rooster's prowess.

Step 3: Have that dude show you his cock. Ummm...

The President reflected for a moment, and replied, 'Tell Mrs. Coolidge that there is more than one hen.

Step 4: Tell your wife she's replaceable.
 
2014-03-11 11:16:55 AM
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-03-11 11:21:51 AM
.. ain't no Obama saying that to a Michelle ..
 
2014-03-11 12:01:10 PM
I read that in Pinky's voice

/narf
 
2014-03-11 12:28:52 PM
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Wondered what his last name was.
 
2014-03-11 01:11:09 PM
When Calvin Coolidge died in 1933, Dorothy Parker said "how can they tell?"
 
2014-03-11 01:43:51 PM
I assume it's the rooster story.

/checks article.
 
2014-03-11 02:00:11 PM
I didn't click the link, but Calvin Coolidge once said,
"Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence,"

there was more to the quote, but i promise, subby, the message is valid.  You can keep trying sex until you get it right.  Don't give up!  Eventually it may even be with a woman.
 
2014-03-11 02:30:41 PM
I just really, really loved that headline. That made me so happy just now.
 
2014-03-11 05:04:33 PM
Jeez, how to really fark up the delivery of a joke
 
2014-03-11 06:08:57 PM
Any updates available on Generalissimo Franco's condition?
 
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