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(Yahoo)   If you got busy in a Burger King bathroom in 1986 your daughter would like a word with you   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 72
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2014-03-11 07:26:56 AM
Looking for my birth mother

I'd start by looking for a girl with the boom.
 
2014-03-11 07:42:06 AM

Sybarite: Looking for my birth mother

I'd start by looking for a girl with the boom.


Also, a woman who specializes in making oatmeal lumpy.
 
2014-03-11 07:43:42 AM
This girl is looptid to think that some ticklish fat woman will fess up.  She's probably the type to eat her oatmeal lumpy.
 
2014-03-11 07:44:31 AM
*shakes tiny fist*
 
2014-03-11 07:52:50 AM
Repeats are always so much better...
 
2014-03-11 07:53:12 AM
That's just crazy whack funky.

/Hides my crackers and licorice...
//...and all the Hennessy I got on my shelf.
 
2014-03-11 07:53:56 AM
Were her first words, "You want fries with that?"
 
2014-03-11 07:56:55 AM
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
 
2014-03-11 07:57:16 AM
Ugh, I hope for her sake she doesn't find her mother. 90% chance the women who abandoned her in a Burger King is a selfish person who will only milk the relationship for money/sympathy.
 
2014-03-11 07:57:28 AM
That's why I am pro choice. No chance of them tracking you down years later with the crying and sobbing "Why did you abandon me?" stuff.
 
2014-03-11 07:57:45 AM
How is "got busy" now code for abandoning a baby?
 
2014-03-11 07:58:41 AM
hold the pickles
hold the lettuce
hold the kid
i'm so outta here
 
2014-03-11 07:59:29 AM
Surprisingly well adjusted, could have been another one of 'those' stories.
 
2014-03-11 08:00:32 AM

baufan2005: That's why I am pro choice. No chance of them tracking you down years later with the crying and sobbing "Why did you abandon me?" stuff.


Wow, that's just farked up on so many levels.
 
2014-03-11 08:00:45 AM

Whatchoo Talkinbout: Surprisingly well adjusted


...says someone who hasn't seen her mommy skin-suit collection in the basement....
 
2014-03-11 08:06:32 AM
Christ, you can land a plane on that forehead.
 
2014-03-11 08:09:04 AM
Well, that's an unfortunate chain of events.
 
2014-03-11 08:12:13 AM
I blame Fb.

If I got an ex preggers that I didnt know about it would be more like 1996 than 1986.
 
2014-03-11 08:12:42 AM

MindStalker: Ugh, I hope for her sake she doesn't find her mother. 90% chance the women who abandoned her in a Burger King doesn't want to know her.


/ftfy
/I mean, she gave her away once already
 
2014-03-11 08:13:49 AM

August11: How is "got busy" now code for abandoning a baby?


Not familiar with the humpty dance?
 
2014-03-11 08:14:35 AM
I opened the page expecting to see someone with a darker pigment.

Color me surprised
 
2014-03-11 08:14:52 AM
That's crazy! There's nothing you can do to phase me.

I wonder if he called her fat? Yeah he called her fat, look at him he's skinny...that never stopped him from getting busy.
 
2014-03-11 08:14:54 AM
Michael Steele's daughter?
 
2014-03-11 08:18:06 AM

liam76: August11: How is "got busy" now code for abandoning a baby?

Not familiar with the humpty dance?


Not familiar with the traditional 9 months between conception and birth?
 
2014-03-11 08:18:09 AM
I got busy in the managers office at Burger King in 1981.  Maybe this girl is my neice? Frappe' is that you?!?!
 
2014-03-11 08:19:21 AM

nulluspixiusdemonica: Repeats are always so much better...


It's not a repeat.  It's a remix.
 
2014-03-11 08:20:27 AM

browser_snake: liam76: August11: How is "got busy" now code for abandoning a baby?

Not familiar with the humpty dance?

Not familiar with the traditional 9 months between conception and birth?


He's not one for tradition.
 
2014-03-11 08:21:01 AM

liam76: August11: How is "got busy" now code for abandoning a baby?

Not familiar with the humpty dance?


I clicked on the link expecting a child resulting from sex in the bathroom. Got busy=dumping child?

Is subby assuming that people dump children where they were conceived?
 
2014-03-11 08:22:57 AM

Oldiron_79: I blame Fb.

If I got an ex preggers that I didnt know about it would be more like 1996 than 1986.


Are you saying Fb is the father?
 
2014-03-11 08:24:29 AM

August11: liam76: August11: How is "got busy" now code for abandoning a baby?

Not familiar with the humpty dance?

I clicked on the link expecting a child resulting from sex in the bathroom. Got busy=dumping child?

Is subby assuming that people dump children where they were conceived?


It's called stretching for a headline and falling just short of the goal line.
 
2014-03-11 08:25:27 AM

rebelyell2006: Oldiron_79: I blame Fb.

If I got an ex preggers that I didnt know about it would be more like 1996 than 1986.

Are you saying Fb is the father?


Sure
 
2014-03-11 08:25:32 AM
Subby needs a little Anatomy 101. You don't "get busy" then drop baby out minutes after. It takes 9 months.

Time to move out of mom's basement, subster.
 
2014-03-11 08:28:53 AM

fastfxr: Subby needs a little Anatomy 101. You don't "get busy" then drop baby out minutes after. It takes 9 months.

Time to move out of mom's basement, subster.


You sound fat.
 
2014-03-11 08:29:36 AM

August11: How is "got busy" now code for abandoning a baby?


browser_snake: liam76: August11: How is "got busy" now code for abandoning a baby?

Not familiar with the humpty dance?

Not familiar with the traditional 9 months between conception and birth?



Sure, and it's more likely that she dropped the baby there so she could go get busy somewhere else.  But it's all related.

So, come on and get stoopid!
 
2014-03-11 08:35:34 AM

Mr.Tangent: August11: liam76: August11: How is "got busy" now code for abandoning a baby?

Not familiar with the humpty dance?

I clicked on the link expecting a child resulting from sex in the bathroom. Got busy=dumping child?

Is subby assuming that people dump children where they were conceived?

It's called stretching for a headline and falling just short of the goal line.


You're sounding like the studman69 of headlines. Its a vaguely-related reference to a song. Just have fun and do the dance.
 
2014-03-11 08:35:50 AM
Oh shiat...
 
2014-03-11 08:36:19 AM

Mr.Tangent: August11: liam76: August11: How is "got busy" now code for abandoning a baby?

Not familiar with the humpty dance?

I clicked on the link expecting a child resulting from sex in the bathroom. Got busy=dumping child?

Is subby assuming that people dump children where they were conceived?

It's called stretching for a headline and falling just short of the goal line.


Not sure if this is the trend I think it is, but I can't think of a better way to ruin Fark than to have these imbecilic headlines that alter the story. It probably though is more the decreasing intelligence on the web. I'm thinking subby is not as desperate for a green as he is just an idiot of a sort.
 
2014-03-11 08:39:54 AM
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2014-03-11 08:44:41 AM
I am sorry to tell you this.  Your momma is no longer amongst us.  It was right after you were born.  The winters in Allentown are fierce and the one in 87 was the fiercest we had ever known.  Like four cops beating on you like you wasn't white.  Your momma said she was hungry and there wasn't any food in the apartment.  I would have eaten the cockroaches rather than face that weather that day but your momma was determined and hungry,  And fat.  She said she would be back in ten minutes.  I thought there would be no way she would make it to Burger King and back.

But she came back and she had this stuff called Mac Donald's.  She said it was just like Burger King and the place was closer.  Well, I was hungry but after just one bite I determined this Mac Donalds was no replacement for the Burger Kings flame broiled goodness and I told your momma so.  She said I was ungrateful and there wasn't no way she was going two more blocks just to get another hamburger.  That tore it.  I told her to get out of the apartment and never come back.  Accidentally leaving a kid in a bathroom was forgivable but one does not disparage the good works of the King in my section 8 apartment.  The Burger King has personally fought to maintain the high quality of food that his kingdom provides at a quite reasonable price.  No one should ever besmirch any of the many good deeds that the King has done.  Not in front of me.

I never saw your momma again and assumed she froze in a snow drift and the plows just pushed her in to the river.  But friends say she went to work for this Mac Donald's place.  Made it to third shift manager.  Good for her.  I say.  Beats being pushed in to the river by snow plows.  Just barely.

Oh yeah.  You were accidentally left at Burger King.  Your momma had to drop a deuce and a half and put you on the floor so as she could be unencumbered in the moving of her bowels.  She loaded up the porcelain receptacle and this excited her so that she had to call me.  This was before there were cell phones so she ran to the parking lot to use the pay phone.  While she was there, the cops showed up and she has a few warrants that she cares not to explain to the judge.

So, if you want to look for your mother, check the Mac Donald's or the river.  She's in one of them.
 
2014-03-11 08:50:41 AM
Lay a little of that bass groove here...

Ahh-Dooooooooooooooooreeer Ahh-Dooooooooooooooreeeeer

Awww yeah.
 
2014-03-11 08:55:21 AM
You want fries with that?
 
2014-03-11 08:59:48 AM
Some people have told Deprill that her birth mother is unlikely to come forward for fear of being prosecuted. But Lehigh County District Attorney Jim Martin said there's a two-year statute of limitations on child abandonment.
"Even if that were not the case," he said via email, "I believe most DAs would exercise sound discretion and not prosecute someone under these circumstances."



Two years? WTF? I mean, I understand it's been nearly thirty, alright, but...two years?
 
2014-03-11 09:00:57 AM
FTFA:  "I believe most DAs would exercise sound discretion and not prosecute someone under these circumstances."

. . . unless they thought they could tally another win on their scorecard.

/ftfy
 
2014-03-11 09:01:22 AM

bikerbob59: Christ, you can land a plane on that forehead.


They say I'm ugly, but it just don't faze me.
 
2014-03-11 09:01:50 AM
Someone left their Sex Packet in the Burger King bathroom.
 
2014-03-11 09:03:22 AM

August11: Mr.Tangent: August11: liam76: August11: How is "got busy" now code for abandoning a baby?

Not familiar with the humpty dance?

I clicked on the link expecting a child resulting from sex in the bathroom. Got busy=dumping child?

Is subby assuming that people dump children where they were conceived?

It's called stretching for a headline and falling just short of the goal line.

Not sure if this is the trend I think it is, but I can't think of a better way to ruin Fark than to have these imbecilic headlines that alter the story. It probably though is more the decreasing intelligence on the web. I'm thinking subby is not as desperate for a green as he is just an idiot of a sort.


You new here or something? Imbecilic headlines that alter the story is standard operating procedure around here.
 
2014-03-11 09:03:36 AM
img3.wikia.nocookie.net
understands.
 
2014-03-11 09:06:47 AM
I see her mother took option C.
 
2014-03-11 09:07:10 AM

Gentoolive: I opened the page expecting to see someone with a darker pigment.

Color me surprised


ct.fra.bz
 
2014-03-11 09:13:24 AM

stevetherobot: August11: Mr.Tangent: August11: liam76: August11: How is "got busy" now code for abandoning a baby?

Not familiar with the humpty dance?

I clicked on the link expecting a child resulting from sex in the bathroom. Got busy=dumping child?

Is subby assuming that people dump children where they were conceived?

It's called stretching for a headline and falling just short of the goal line.

Not sure if this is the trend I think it is, but I can't think of a better way to ruin Fark than to have these imbecilic headlines that alter the story. It probably though is more the decreasing intelligence on the web. I'm thinking subby is not as desperate for a green as he is just an idiot of a sort.

You new here or something? Imbecilic headlines that alter the story is standard operating procedure around here.


Hmmm. Not sure if subby or not. You do sound like you suffer from a wit deficit, though. Could be you.
 
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