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(The Atlantic)   Negative body image: it's not just for girls anymore   (theatlantic.com) divider line 105
    More: Sad, body images, JAMA Pediatrics, Children's Hospital of Philadelphia, Children's Hospital Boston, runway models, protein powders  
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2014-03-11 04:16:50 PM  

meat0918: mutterfark: Negative body image: it's not just for girls anymore

Was it ever?

[content.artofmanliness.com image 488x722]

/couldn't find the "hey blubberpuss" one

A weakling weighing ninety-eight pounds
Will get sand in his face
When kicked to the ground
And soon in the gym
With a determined chin
The sweat from his pores
As he works for his cause
Will make him glisten
And gleam, and with massage
And just a little bit of steam
He'll be pink and quite clean

He'll be a strong man
Oh, honey!
But the wrong man

He'll eat nutritious, high protein
And swallow raw eggs
Try to build up his shoulders
His chest, arms, and legs
Such an effort
If he only knew of my plan
In just seven days
I can make you a man

He'll do press-ups and chin-ups
Do the snatch, clean, and jerk
He thinks dynamic tension
Must be hard work
Such strenuous living
I just don't understand
When in just seven days
Oh, baby
I can make you a man


Is it sad that I could hear the tune in my head on reading the first verse?
 
2014-03-11 04:23:15 PM  
cry some more, guys.
 
2014-03-11 07:18:02 PM  

Thunderpipes: vudukungfu: I don't care what she looks like as long as she's nice.
Being pleasant goes further than looking "hot"

Everyone needs friends.


You've seen what passes for a dating pool in Vermont.
You get what you get and you like it.
 
2014-03-11 07:25:40 PM  

vudukungfu: Thunderpipes: vudukungfu: I don't care what she looks like as long as she's nice.
Being pleasant goes further than looking "hot"

Everyone needs friends.

You've seen what passes for a dating pool in Vermont.
You get what you get and you like it.


vudukungfu is right. You'll get accustomed to a woman no matter how hot she is. Familiarity, contempt, all that. It'll happen even before she starts to age and start looking worse for real. What really matters is how they treat you, how sane and down to earth and appreciative they are, and how adventurous in bed.
 
2014-03-12 09:53:13 AM  
Is it sad that I knew that the GI Joe at the top of the article was Lt. Falcon?
 
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