meat0918: mutterfark: Negative body image: it's not just for girls anymoreWas it ever?[content.artofmanliness.com image 488x722]/couldn't find the "hey blubberpuss" oneA weakling weighing ninety-eight poundsWill get sand in his faceWhen kicked to the groundAnd soon in the gymWith a determined chinThe sweat from his poresAs he works for his causeWill make him glistenAnd gleam, and with massageAnd just a little bit of steamHe'll be pink and quite cleanHe'll be a strong manOh, honey!But the wrong manHe'll eat nutritious, high proteinAnd swallow raw eggsTry to build up his shouldersHis chest, arms, and legsSuch an effortIf he only knew of my planIn just seven daysI can make you a manHe'll do press-ups and chin-upsDo the snatch, clean, and jerkHe thinks dynamic tensionMust be hard workSuch strenuous livingI just don't understandWhen in just seven daysOh, babyI can make you a man
Thunderpipes: vudukungfu: I don't care what she looks like as long as she's nice.Being pleasant goes further than looking "hot"Everyone needs friends.
vudukungfu: Thunderpipes: vudukungfu: I don't care what she looks like as long as she's nice.Being pleasant goes further than looking "hot"Everyone needs friends.You've seen what passes for a dating pool in Vermont.You get what you get and you like it.
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