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(Chicago Trib)   Newlyweds get into heated argument on flight, forcing an emergency landing. That bodes well for the future   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 29
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2014-03-10 11:46:14 PM
Should make for a rollicking night or two as the bride fills the groom in on all he missed in Costa Rica, including Armando, the cabana boy.
 
2014-03-11 01:11:33 AM

Prey4reign: Should make for a rollicking night or two as the bride fills the groom in on all he missed in Costa Rica, including Armando, the cabana boy.


Was going to comment on how she kept going. "Screw you, rot in jail. I'M going on vacation"
 
2014-03-11 02:21:48 AM
Delta flight or island nation's prison? That's a stumper.
 
2014-03-11 06:44:05 AM
They're lucky the plane stopped on Grand Cayman instead of a less prosperous island.  They probably have the nicest jail in the Caribbean.  Not that I've been thrown in it.  Just seems like the nicest of the islands I've been to.
 
2014-03-11 07:11:50 AM

fusillade762: Prey4reign: Should make for a rollicking night or two as the bride fills the groom in on all he missed in Costa Rica, including Armando, the cabana boy.

Was going to comment on how she kept going. "Screw you, rot in jail. I'M going on vacation"


I'm sure she's consoling herself with some 'room service'
 
2014-03-11 07:12:41 AM
FTFA:   argument with his bride aboard a flight form Atlanta to Costa Rica

That's some fine proofreading, Lou
 
2014-03-11 07:27:39 AM
People don't get married anymore. Instead, they throw a 50k show-off party and dress up like married people. They pretend for a day, one day, that they are fairytale perfect. Then shiat gets real.

I'm just surprised we don't hear these stories more often.
 
2014-03-11 07:31:51 AM
Drunk people cause a disturbance, ruin their entire lives from having a felony (they will find one for him).  Crying babies cause more of a disturbance and nothing happens.
 
2014-03-11 07:32:21 AM
Aww, it's like they've already been together for ages.
 
2014-03-11 07:37:07 AM
There should be some kind of legal charge for inconveniencing all those people on board and making them change their plans for your stupid, drunk, immature ass. Frickin' nitwits.
 
2014-03-11 07:41:15 AM
So, mile high club is out then.
 
2014-03-11 07:44:48 AM
If they had named the woman or given some way to know where she was staying it would be worth booking a flight to Costa Rica right now. It would be expensive, but I'd just put it on my mastercard and worry about it later. Banging someone else's new bride in their honeymoon suite? Priceless.
 
2014-03-11 07:47:58 AM
I hope she's smarter about looking after herself than she is about jumping into marriage. San Jose can be quite scratchy. She's probably got reservations on the Caribbean coast which can also be a wee bit dangerous for tourists flying solo.

August11: People don't get married anymore. Instead, they throw a 50k show-off party and dress up like married people. They pretend for a day, one day, that they are fairytale perfect. Then shiat gets real.


Ain't that the farkin truth.
 
2014-03-11 07:49:36 AM

you are a puppet: If they had named the woman or given some way to know where she was staying it would be worth booking a flight to Costa Rica right now. It would be expensive, but I'd just put it on my mastercard and worry about it later. Banging someone else's new bride in their honeymoon suite? Priceless.


Our tourist season is winding down, so you might actually be able to find a decent air fare. Just leave drunk spouses at home.  ;-)
 
2014-03-11 07:55:40 AM
The first couple weeks after getting married can be tough.  I was 37 when I got married and had been living on my own, without a roommate for ~15 years.  I knew how to do laundry, wash dishes and grocery shop.  Mrs. Muta (35) did too.  You know what?  There is more than one way to do chores.  It took a couple months for our habits to accommodate the habits of the other (meaning my habits had to change to accommodate hers).   There were some unnecessarily tense moments due to stupid shiat.
 
2014-03-11 08:01:01 AM
I think these idiots who cause diversions in flight plans should be made to pay compensation for everyone on the flight, or be tossed out at altitude.
 
2014-03-11 08:18:53 AM
So when are they going to stop having booze on flights?
 
2014-03-11 08:39:32 AM
I like how she just carried on and left him there, that shows some serious lack of loyalty; if I was him I would drop her.
 
2014-03-11 08:57:58 AM
Drunken customer was arrested?  There goes the clique, the customer is always right.
 
2014-03-11 09:00:32 AM

Salmon: I like how she just carried on and left him there, that shows some serious lack of loyalty; if I was him I would drop her.


She was pissed.
The make up sex for this escapade is gonna be hot.
 
2014-03-11 09:00:37 AM
In the past, say fifty years ago, such people would have taken a train.
 
2014-03-11 09:29:03 AM

rev. dave: Drunk people cause a disturbance, ruin their entire lives from having a felony (they will find one for him).  Crying babies cause more of a disturbance and nothing happens.


0/10

Just stupid.
 
2014-03-11 11:42:42 AM
Was it the traditional honeymoon spit or swallow argument?

/enquiring minds
 
2014-03-11 11:59:07 AM

Salmon: I like how she just carried on and left him there, that shows some serious lack of loyalty; if I was him I would drop her.


She had her Special Princess Day and now she and her jewelry and gifts will be getting an annulment. He's bright enough to figure out how to get home, he can also figure out how to pay the bills.
 
2014-03-11 12:28:32 PM

buntz: FTFA:   argument with his bride aboard a flight form Atlanta to Costa Rica

That's some fine proofreading, Lou


As if any paper has proofreaders anymore. Reporters just submit stories, the site kicks them back with spelling errors and likely corrections highlighted, they resubmit and done. How else do you think we get the occasional "SmallCityPaper is all a big steaming bowl of dicks" story?
 
2014-03-11 12:36:44 PM
I have a feeling they will be on Fark again one day.
 
2014-03-11 03:26:01 PM
Always cracks me up when an airline gets all pissy when a customer gets drunk on the booze they sold him and then becomes belligerent.


www.allmystery.de
 
2014-03-11 05:50:26 PM
They should stop arresting assholes who start shiat on planes and just let all the other passengers kick him/her/them in the crotch, once per passenger. They'll have a hard time causing any more trouble if they spend the rest of the flight in the fetal position, whimpering and holding their now swollen and painful junk.
 
2014-03-12 06:23:10 AM
All of the stories I've read on this fail hard - they don't mention WHAT THE FIGHT WAS ABOUT, or even how much he had to drink...
 
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