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(Mirror.co.uk)   Ten things you need to know about the Brazilian wandering spider... You know in case the world's deadliest spider wanders your way   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 26
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12804 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Mar 2014 at 9:43 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-03-10 10:33:24 PM  
5 votes:

24.media.tumblr.com
Spider thread! Spider thread!
Quite a few of them overhead!
One small bite....in Brazil
Sometimes leads...to a kill!
Hey there.....Here comes the spider thrrrrrread!

2014-03-10 06:37:45 PM  
5 votes:
8. The spider's bite can cause an unwanted erection in men, sometimes lasting for four hours.

memeguy.com
2014-03-10 11:14:01 PM  
4 votes:

asynchron: I like how the things we "need" to know about these spiders included very little about... Oh, say... How to identify them?


Well, for one thing, they all speak Portuguese.
gja
2014-03-10 10:03:44 PM  
4 votes:

Prey4reign: 8. The spider's bite can cause an unwanted erection in men, sometimes lasting for four hours.


What is this unwanted erection you speak of Alex Wynick?  All of my four hour boners are wanted, if not celebrated around my house.


I used to have unwanted erections all the time. Then I left my ex-wife and found a woman who wants them. Problem solved!
2014-03-10 08:32:15 PM  
4 votes:

scottydoesntknow: 8. The spider's bite can cause an unwanted erection in men, sometimes lasting for four hours.

[memeguy.com image 390x640]


I have the most toxic boner right now...
2014-03-10 09:48:25 PM  
3 votes:
I'm pretty good about these things going extinct.  If you need me, I will be standing onto of my coffee table with my pants tucked into my socks, holding a baseball bat.
2014-03-11 12:56:21 AM  
2 votes:

gja: [static.fjcdn.com image 600x699]


the part labeled 'Spider Ass' is wrong
that's actually what they make chicken nuggets out of
2014-03-10 11:13:09 PM  
2 votes:

jst07: Reading this as I'm sitting on the pot. Thanks, ass.


You're very polite. After sitting, I usually forget to thank my ass.
433 [TotalFark]
2014-03-10 10:53:33 PM  
2 votes:
2014-03-10 10:45:02 PM  
2 votes:
Brazilian wandering spiders?

Is that a lot?
gja
2014-03-10 10:28:29 PM  
2 votes:
static.fjcdn.com
2014-03-11 06:29:05 AM  
1 votes:
I once had a Brazilian give me a four hour erection, but it wasn't no spider.
2014-03-11 01:34:48 AM  
1 votes:
One family had to have their home fumigated after spotting the Brazilian wandering spider on a banana - but how dangerous is it?

It's a spider. It's made of three things, legs, fangs, and evil.

Of course it's dangerous!
2014-03-11 01:12:15 AM  
1 votes:

Apos: [24.media.tumblr.com image 448x252]
Spider thread! Spider thread!
Quite a few of them overhead!
One small bite....in Brazil
Sometimes leads...to a kill!
Hey there.....Here comes the spider thrrrrrread!


Spider concert!

public.gettysburg.edu
2014-03-11 12:17:51 AM  
1 votes:
Where can I get one of these spiders?
Asking for a friend
2014-03-10 10:48:05 PM  
1 votes:

Prey4reign: 8. The spider's bite can cause an unwanted erection in men, sometimes lasting for four hours.


What is this unwanted erection you speak of Alex Wynick?  All of my four hour boners are wanted, if not celebrated around my house.


What if it happens after your daughter has convinced to join her tea party or play dress up...
2014-03-10 10:42:56 PM  
1 votes:
Imagine a bunch of drunken Farkers wandering naked in the jungle trying to get bit on the dingus
2014-03-10 10:42:32 PM  
1 votes:

MNguy: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: MNguy: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: You all know you can just whack a spider with a shoe and it dies, right?

Sure.  These little farkers are hiding in your shoe though.

Shoes come in pairs problem solved

They are in both the shoes.  Both.


s22.postimg.org

Mwa ha ha ha!
gja
2014-03-10 10:30:27 PM  
1 votes:
static.fjcdn.com

/sweet dreams......
2014-03-10 10:26:32 PM  
1 votes:

LtDarkstar: [img.fark.net image 600x750]


How about pubic hair that turns into spiders on command?.
2014-03-10 10:12:39 PM  
1 votes:
gifrific.com
2014-03-10 10:06:25 PM  
1 votes:
i2.kym-cdn.com
2014-03-10 10:05:27 PM  
1 votes:
Found a better image

i141.photobucket.com
2014-03-10 09:53:51 PM  
1 votes:
Paging clock spider....
2014-03-10 09:29:49 PM  
1 votes:
8. The spider's bite can cause an unwanted erection in men, sometimes lasting for four hours.


So where can one buy one of these magic spiders?
2014-03-10 08:45:57 PM  
1 votes:
8. The spider's bite can cause an unwanted erection in men, sometimes lasting for four hours.


What is this unwanted erection you speak of Alex Wynick?  All of my four hour boners are wanted, if not celebrated around my house.
 
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